Are you stalking me?

• 08:34 I have a drunk man in my bed. I might try to fuck him with my very special pocket vagina. #
• 20:16 The sexing of the sleeping man did not commence and I am also out of my ADD meds so I am going to go ahead and explode now. #
• 21:57 I am glad that kid from arrested development is getting famous. I wonder if he's my age and single? #