Are you stalking me?

• 16:07 Who rules? I figured out the magical combo to keep my eyebrows on my face ALL NIGHT LONG. I'm flipping awesome. #
• 16:58 Who has a big fenced in yard I can bring my dog to and play catch with him? #
• 17:41 I just noticed the base of my dogs penis was swollen but it wasn't his balls. I made him lay down and the swelling went away. What was it? #
• 20:02 Obama is from Krypton... tinyurl.com/63geug #
• 20:24 BTW I did some AWESOME photosets last night. Looking forward to working with Mike more often on photo's! #