Are you stalking me?

• 04:11 The fucking strip club that fired me just asked me to be it's friend on myspace. I said yes just to make trashy comments on their page! #
• 04:22 My period is fully on and draining me. It's telling me I need to take a nap now and get up and finish all of my other business later but... #
• 04:23 ...if I fall asleep now I may miss my flight to Vegas tomorrow man. Why is it so hard to be superhuman? #
• 04:25 I need to finish sending in my two hot ass GodsGirls sets before I leave and like wash and cut my hair and then sew in some bangs... #
• 04:26 OH! and empty all the littler boxes and take down all of my cams and computer equipment and hide it from my dog while I am gone. #
• 07:20 I cut and restyled my hair for vegas. I will bust with nerves. I can't even eat. #
• 07:21 Just to let everyone know the spy cams will be going down sadly while I am gone to Internext to prevent the dog from eating them. #
• 07:34 Oh look it's oldschool me! #
• 07:36 tinyurl.com/88v8xp I was a sexy big girl so what! #
• 07:43 I like to dance big... tinyurl.com/7jhpyb #
• 07:55 OMG. I used to be hot. WTF happened? tinyurl.com/9sbgmq #
• 08:10 aND THE PILLS THAT i ATE. came a couple years too late. I am the girl anachronism. #
• 08:12 Also. I do not look good in blue eyeshadow. Just a reminder to the self. #
• 15:32 I will be in Vegas at 9pmish tonight. I am freaking out. I hate traveling. I am cold and nose runny. #
• 15:43 I didn't get done with my GodsGirls stuff it will have to wait until I get back. My face feels like there are a thousand little white men.. #
• 15:44 ...beating on it. #
• 16:21 I am all slick like a seal from my second layer of self tanner. Letting it settle in... #
• 16:33 Foundation primer is drying... #
• 16:40 Oh the amount of work I put into looking like I naturally look this good... Foundation time! #