Are you stalking me?

• 05:11 I am trying very unsuccessfully to remove all of this damn body paint from my upper torso! #
• 05:40 Um I am dressed up really hot so I definitely wanna go somewhere tonight! #
• 05:42 Damnit no one is getting ahold of me about the said parties tonight! #
• 06:00 @eonmckai Grrr! I am all dressed up and can't find the rest of my party. Not having a cell phone sometimes sucks really bad. #
• 10:31 WHHHHY! Do I not live in Australia? I just met the most amazing fucking guy. Life destroys me. #
• 10:39 I am horny!~ #
• 10:44 I want a rich guy to buy me some True religion jeans in the store down atairs. #
• 17:32 I have that horrible recent song by Pink stuck in my head about being a rock star. #
• 17:48 I think my ovary is trying to escape my body on the right side and I am starving. #
• 19:21 And I would like to thank my nivia cellulite cream for making this dream a reality... #
• 00:14 About to go to fashion show mall. I wish I had more money because not only am I hungry again but I know I am gonna want a ton of shit. #
• 00:22 So I might be going to exotica LA working as a promo model again. Oh the good life... #