Friday, May 22, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:50 @controlinsanity Huh? Like you and 4 other people said "has an interesting site also...... thanks Twitter" Whats that all about? #
  • 05:07 12seconds - Going to bed? Maybe... tiny12.tv/9E4C9 #
  • 05:08 Nighty! tiny12.tv/9E4C9 #
  • 05:22 God damn it! I forgot I need to walk the dog one more time before I can go to bed! Grrrrr! #
  • 05:55 There are a ton of kids hanging out on each others porches and whatnot in the neighborhood tonight, seeing them makes me even more lonely. #
  • 06:14 Everybody follow my life partner Leslie on Twitter! ping.fm/E3H0R DO IT! #
  • 07:24 I can't find my visa anywhere... My life rules! #
  • 07:44 I am working on two new burlesque characters... Why because one day I might actually get to perform. I hope:) #
  • 08:29 Someone please peer pressure me into doing 30 mins of Eliptical tomorrow. I'm begging you! #
  • 09:53 @Daz71 Ha most likely it would be a laugh for anyone to watch! #
  • 09:55 Oh snap! Hot Topic had that crazy %50 off of the clearance sale again... I spent $200! #
  • 10:00 $200 bought: 1 purse, 3 bustier sets, 1 bikini, 2 pairs of boots, sneakers, 3 pairs of jeans, 3 shirts, 3 hoodies, and a goth dress:) #
  • 10:51 I can't fucking believe this! i was so tired earlier and now I can't sleep AGAIN! WTF!!? #
  • 11:14 @samster09 Nope cause I ordered them online:) I will take cam pics of them when they arrive though! #
  • 11:14 @Philknowsbest Oh dude it's a really sweet bikini! #
  • 11:15 @mscrystallee I know that's a pretty good deal right? #
  • 11:22 Well I guess since I am up and all I will go give myself a nice dry skin brushing and then take a long soak in the tub :) (w/ incense!!) #
  • 11:25 @samster09 I hope they get here soon! :) #
  • 12:46 Yay! I soaked out my old nappy hair extention and I am deep contioning now so I can color it back black/brown later! #
  • 13:05 @I_Love_titties Oh yeah it's nappy! It's wadded up sitting on the toilet if you wanna see:) #
  • 13:14 It's strange but all of a sudden just now I randomly started wishing I was being laid like RIGHT NOW. #
  • 13:26 You know the funny thing about me is that I am mixed... I am going to try to join blackplanet.com and see what happens ;) #
  • 13:28 @bl4ckthought How do you think I will be recieved? #
  • 13:30 @I_Love_titties Ha well I AM on the market! www.okcupid.com/profile/UndressJess/ #
  • 13:34 @bl4ckthought Yeah I went through a lot of the girl hating growing up looking the way I do but I am doing this kind of as an experiment. #
  • 13:36 @I_Love_titties Huh? I mean sure yes of course I am;) #
  • 13:44 Your dad added me on myspace;) #
  • 14:18 twitpic.com/5ox7o - So this is what's really good! No really I am just deep conditioning my herr;) #
  • 14:21 @Daz71 Your son is most likely mixed? #
  • 14:22 @bl4ckthought Are there any like straight up white folks on there? How long has the site been around? My little cousin showed it to me. #
  • 14:22 @I_Love_titties That IS me :) #
  • 14:35 Are you on blackplanet.com? If so, add me! ping.fm/niMhJ #
  • 14:47 @bl4ckthought Hahahaha look at the girl's comment on my status message via myspace: www.myspace.com/clubmix1996 It starting;) #
  • 15:05 @samster09 Thanks! #
  • 15:06 I must finally do that thing where I fall asleep now, and probably masturbate before the zzzzs begin! #
  • 15:12 @DevilwithaSmile What's it mean when there is a number sign next to stuff? #
  • 15:21 @Danceslut Heck yeah she was amazing! #
  • 17:41 @Eroldan I am now! DM me! #
  • 22:17 Is there anything I can do to get hair color to take more thoroghly in extremely damaged hair? #
  • 22:23 @draculasteeth Hahaha! Fucking shoulder pads! #
  • 23:01 @minasmusings Man my hair is so fried it actually hasn't been taking color very well at all lately! #
  • 23:05 OMG I have a members show in an hour and need to eat dinner, shower and put in hair color, walk jeb and uh get pretty! QUICK! #
  • 23:33 I have the sexiest plastic bag on my head EVAH! (It's covering MORE deep conditioner!) #
  • 23:36 I need to invest in more HOT wigs for times like these, so i think I will... What color should I get? And from where? #
  • 23:39 @EroticPlaygrnd I'm hurrying! #
  • 23:46 @moron_tx Haha, I have my head wrapped as per usual;) #
  • 01:27 I am doing private shows and I am already insulted... Plz come and be nice to me:) ping.fm/2bxXZ #
  • 01:51 Yay! I just did a really fun and relaxing show with a new member of mine on www.undressjesscom! Want a show? ping.fm/2bxXZ #
  • 02:08 Yay! I am done doing privates and now I am going to give Jeb a nice long walk but first I am going to change out of this shirt cause I ... #
  • 02:11 @Trevrep81 He said I wasn't very prettyful:( #
  • 02:11 twitpic.com/5qms5 - Someone said I look like Ava Gardner tonight in my member chat... Who's Ava Gardner? #
  • 02:12 @minasmusings Yeah I am going to wear the kind of weave that allows none of my hair to be exposed starting again next week:) No frying! #
  • 02:15 Woah! What an amazing compliment I just realized I recieved! ping.fm/AiOc4 #
  • 02:20 12seconds - About to go walk the Jebbie man! tiny12.tv/ESXNG #
  • 02:20 Is there any type of garment you can buy that will pull your shoulders back? Cause I slouch, BAD! #
  • 02:21 Going to walk Jeb... BRB! tiny12.tv/ESXNG #
  • 02:48 I do not fit into my pants at this time:( This does NOT tickle my fancy! #
  • 02:51 @__Bren__ Huh? I wear bras! #
  • 02:52 @fluffysucks Where do you get them? #
  • 02:52 @moron_tx Ha! Well aren't I just a freak show of ethnicity! #
  • 02:53 @PalmTreeMike Wow! That is so awesome! #

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