Friday, June 19, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:50 My Daily Twittascope - #
  • 05:13 I am at a trashy bar drinking walmart wine with the Dawnster! #
  • 07:03 Wait! I'm drunk! I meant Asian stars from the 1920's! We don't learn about the good stuff in school! #
  • 07:55 I am a social snob. I dislike trashy folk, but I love me some taco bell! & I complain about being fat... #
  • 10:15 Christmas can never come too early! in 189 days on Wednesday Dec 25, 2009 So send me some love. See my wishlist @ #
  • 18:30 Waking up and facing the truth of the day is not my forte, to say the least. #
  • 18:52 Blogs on ALL social networking sites should allow for html at this point in the game, dude. Eff you "myyearbook"! #
  • 19:51 This is obviously a video but it still makes me wanna wack it... #
  • 20:16 My anus hurts like I had anal sex but I don't remember doing that last night... However I was pretty darn drunk? #
  • 20:33 Why am I so totally horny right now? I'd masturbate but I'd rather hop on pop... #
  • 21:02 The sun just got bright enough to activate my cool ass rainbow maker! It's like a disco up in here! #
  • 21:47 Well I ordered a TV finally. It's a crappy walmart brand but whatev! #
  • 22:40 I swear there is never enough time in my day... Or so it seems? #
  • 23:33 My show is in less than a half an hour and I like totally not ready. The good news is that I found an undereye cream that actually works... #
  • 23:40 I want to visit Seattle again soon but I am NOT going to even ask to stay with my mom soooo like who's letting me stay with them? Hahahaha! #
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