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• 03:50 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 05:13 I am at a trashy bar drinking walmart wine with the Dawnster! #
• 07:03 Wait! I'm drunk! I meant Asian stars from the 1920's! We don't learn about the good stuff in school! #
• 07:55 I am a social snob. I dislike trashy folk, but I love me some taco bell! & I complain about being fat... #
• 10:15 Christmas can never come too early! in 189 days on Wednesday Dec 25, 2009 So send me some love. See my wishlist @ bit.ly/ONvD2 #
• 18:30 Waking up and facing the truth of the day is not my forte, to say the least. #
• 18:52 Blogs on ALL social networking sites should allow for html at this point in the game, dude. Eff you "myyearbook"! #
• 19:51 This is obviously a video but it still makes me wanna wack it... minurl.fr/mvz #
• 20:16 My anus hurts like I had anal sex but I don't remember doing that last night... However I was pretty darn drunk? #
• 20:33 Why am I so totally horny right now? I'd masturbate but I'd rather hop on pop... #
• 21:02 The sun just got bright enough to activate my cool ass rainbow maker! It's like a disco up in here! #
• 21:47 Well I ordered a TV finally. It's a crappy walmart brand but whatev! #
• 22:40 I swear there is never enough time in my day... Or so it seems? #
• 23:33 My show is in less than a half an hour and I like totally not ready. The good news is that I found an undereye cream that actually works... #
• 23:40 I want to visit Seattle again soon but I am NOT going to even ask to stay with my mom soooo like who's letting me stay with them? Hahahaha! #

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