Are you stalking me?

• 04:07 My stomach feels funny:( So I might go out for a beer. That is a splendid idea! #
• 05:08 WTF!?! My mom just sent fucking the shittiest pictures of me ever to fucking like everyone on the planet. I swear to fucking Christ!!!!!!! #
• 16:07 I feel like a fucking medical anomaly. I am so swollen that my face hurts from the skin being stretched over it. #
• 16:19 People were honestly getting in stupid fights over 9/11 last night at the bar. All I have to say is get over it. People die. #
• 16:26 Someone actually asked me if I form myself after "Daria" last night. Charming. #
• 16:30 RT @rj53179: @UndressJess you know, your an entertainer, no one wants to hear your idiotic comments.(This guy is classy!) #
• 16:32 RT @rj53179: He goes on to say... @UndressJess for your tits bitchtard #
• 17:34 I favorited a YouTube video -- Hymnographer Teaser Trailer 1 bit.ly/w3TQM #
• 17:34 Is "loudtwitter" dead again? I see it hasn't updated my blog ( minurl.fr/1006 ) in several days... #
• 17:52 RT @UndressJess: @rj53179 Then why are you following them? Fuck ass. (Why did you RT this?) #
• 18:18 Wow... People like this really exist! bit.ly/Xryhh #
• 18:36 I hope everyone just saw me vomit in my blue puke bucket just now. Yummy! #
• 19:00 Have you had your beef today? minurl.fr/1020 (NSFW) #
• 20:16 Oh SHIT. Twitter just sent out an email that they changed their "terms of service" (TOS). I hope this will not fuck me over. #
• 20:21 Christ by twitter new rules ANYONE could get thier account closed for "spamming". This frightens me. minurl.fr/102p #
• 20:30 Are you watching me pick my nose? minurl.fr/jpt #
• 22:21 I received part of my Hannah Montana Halloween costume in the mail via my wish list ( minurl.fr/kdm ) today! I still need the WIG! #
• 23:30 I just went outside for like 10 minutes to take pictures with my digital harinezumi camera and I got bit up like the dickens. #
• 23:48 My cat "Tink" is in heat and won't shut the fuck up. She is driving me insane. #
• 00:01 My brain and body are not feeling %100 today. I have no clue what is wrong wit h me. I mean... I should stop drinking. #
• 00:33 I have a show in a half hour on the site and I don't feel very awake at all. I need to do some jumping jacks or something:( #
• 00:46 I want to do dirty dirty dirty thing to this girl! minurl.fr/103e #
• 01:08 I'm hangin with the homies and about to play some mondo Trivia Truth or Dare on ping.fm/Dpu9C !!!! #

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