Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:22 I am pushing my members show on back to a later time tonight. I'll let you know when it is in a little bit! #
  • 04:12 Tonight's 3D members show on has been rescheduled to 12am CST! If you have any questions about this IM me on yahoo! #
  • 05:56 It's time for sexy 3D fun on! Are you ready with your red and blue specs? I AM! #
  • 07:37 Guess what I am going to do? I'm going to watch "It's A Wonderful Life", drink wine, edit porn and probably cry because I love this movie! #
  • 09:02 I am just like my grandpa. Womanizer and all. #
  • 09:48 Peep my new teaser of my booty dance video done to a song I'm totally OBSESSED WITH right now on my shakinit page! #
  • 10:39 I'm in love with this man... But I think it's too late:( #
  • 11:12 You are more interested now in understanding what you need to ... More for Aquarius #
  • 15:14 Even if you have recently felt resistance in your path, your t... More for Aquarius twittasco #
  • 20:13 I am slowly developing a cold and I am REALLY not happy about it. What vitamins can I take to kill it? #
  • 20:15 My newest video on my shakinit page is up for individual sale at my clip store this morning! Go look! #
  • 21:22 What should the member's choice show be themed this next Saturday? I need a THEME damn it! #
  • 21:45 This is crazy! I feel like masturbating! My sex drive has returned... OH HAPPY DAY! #
  • 22:07 The internet on my desktop RANDOMLY just started working again after nearly a week of NOT working. No thanks to you Mr. J Scott! I keel you! #
  • 22:28 OMG! If I could have and wear any coat in the universe it would be this one: #
  • 22:38 This is beautiful: I love WAY too much for words. #
  • 23:07 I need to possibly borrow black pasties from someone for the show I am performing burlesque in at Someplace Else on New Years Eve! #
  • 23:22 Walk dog, stir fry squash and zucchini, make coffee, post in forums, apply whore paint... GO! #
  • 23:49 I am about to call the grandma that I haven't spoken to since I was like 4 yrs old. Oh how strokes bring the family together. #
  • 23:50 Wait. I need some wine first. This stresses me out a ton. Expect a nervous breakdown in 5-4-3-2... Now. #
  • 23:57 On the phone for about 30 seconds & I got roped into having lunch with her butt crack ass early in the morning on Saturday. This upsets me. #
  • 00:02 Actually I don't think she knows I had a stroke. I bet my Dad died or something. I mean... This is confusing. Why do I care? #
  • 00:15 What if she wants money and thinks I am rich or something? Trust me, this HAS happened to me before. #
  • 00:22 Say you are out of butter and sour cream, would you put plain yogurt on a baked potato instead? I think I'm going to try that... #
  • 00:26 If I have another stroke and die or get hit by a bus (and die) for that matter, please don't forget to add me to! #
  • 00:47 I want my hair to grow faster! I'm tired of wearing weaves:( #
  • 01:52 For awhile there I was trying to be all "Pro MUA" and was using a brush to apply my foundation but I find fingers are easier & better, dude. #
  • 01:53 Time for my Bath Time Show on! I need to hire a back washer though, you game? #
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