Saturday, February 13, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:03 I'm getting ready for the Burning Angel party! Come help me pick out what to wear! #
  • 03:22 I hope they don't ask for my fucking I.D. at the door tonight at Hammerheads. I still haven't found it since New Years! #
  • 04:47 I'm about to put on another layer of pantyhose and try my luck getting into the Burning Angel party down at Hammerheads without my ID. #
  • 09:18 Today's New Moon falls in your sign, bringing you strength of ... More for Aquarius #
  • 11:48 Gross is all I have to say! #
  • 11:53 JUST KIDDING! Can someone call my phone? I lost it again! #
  • 11:58 Fuck this! I'm watching trailer park boys.m Adam brought it over and left it. #
  • 14:47 Um I just woke up and I seriously saw vomit allover the wall. WTF. I know I was all all about that all all last night so.... Um? #
  • 18:27 I guess I puked last night? Cause I am checking out the gnarly vomit on the ceiling and I am a little confused about how it got there? #
  • 18:31 There is also a cut on my forehead and blood crusted all down my face. HOT. I'm punk rock. #
  • 18:38 I just found the grossest thing in the refrigerator. I don't want to talk about it. #
  • 18:39 Q:Have you ever had a guy shoot a load in your poppy hole? I know ... A:What is a "poppy hole"? #
  • 18:51 God damn it! There is puke on my favorite book. I'm going back to bed! #
  • 19:20 Ok I'm up. I'm cooking ramen and preparing to fucking scrub my ceiling later. Someone shoot me please. #
  • 19:23 Q:why did you get so fat? A:That's not v ery nice! #
  • 19:31 Add me to facebook! #
  • 19:34 Check out my answer to "Why I got fat". #
  • 19:39 Time to watch some "Trailer Park Boys". My friend Adam left this DVD over here last night. It's awesome! #
  • 20:00 Haha! What time period is this show supposed to be set in? This is fucking hilarious. #
  • 23:19 I just woke up! I have no idea what "Saki" is gonna wear to this even tonight since the cat's pissed on my costumes. Awesome. #
  • 00:30 I guess I told a married man that he was sexy last night and he was offended. Oh boo! It was a flipping compliment. #
  • 00:54 I'm getting Saki Tsunami ready to perform in the show tonight at the Club Royale! I'll mess with my spy cams when I get back. #
  • 00:58 WTF. Did I leave my fucking purse somewhere last night? Cause it's MIA. AWESOME. #
  • 01:08 Q:I just wanna kiss. A:This isn't a question? dressJess/q/167642162 #
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