Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:03 I have to walk the Jebbie man now. He's the bestest. Then I'm gonna lay down and make him snuggle me for a bit. #
  • 03:25 Please vote for Jade Parker! She's a really hot friend of mine and it only takes one quick click! #
  • 07:24 You might feel the ups and downs of your changing moods today,... More for Aquarius #
  • 15:44 I just downloaded the discography's of Aphex Twin, Snoop Dog, Nick Cave and 2 Pac. What's should I get next for my new Zune? #
  • 15:57 Click to vote for my sexy friend Jad e Parker! She needs our support! #
  • 17:07 Look what sexiness I have coming for me to eat!!! #
  • 17:14 My body was built for snuggles! #
  • 17:20 Why do you I feel like all the girls my age are much older than me and the boys my age are much younger? How does that work? #
  • 17:33 What will I put in my fabulous new sushi bag that Paulina got for me? I don't want it to get all messed up like my regular purses... #
  • 18:04 I'm ab out to cry if my Chinese food doesn't arrive super soon. I'm so hungry it's giving me a headache. #
  • 20:35 Riding in the car with my 17 year old cousin is stressful as fuck. I need an hour nap! #
  • 21:49 Why is it that when I'm on adderal my poo smells metallic? Is it pulling iron out of me or something like that? There has to be a medical #
  • 22:11 Anita Zanee is gearing up for burlesque class! Whoot bitches! #
  • 22:15 Haha! I love Dawn Marie of :) She's my little spoonie. #
  • 22:17 I just decided to name my tomato plant Herman. I will take photo's of him later this week! #
  • 22:38 Q:RT @msnbc: Sorry, guys: Up to 80 percent of women admi... A:I do not. If I don't cum then i just don't cum but I ... #
  • 22:38 Q:How old were you when you performed sexual acts for the first time? A:By myself or with another person? #
  • 22:41 Q:Imagine your having the best sex of your life. You cam... A:Sure. That's where I prefer it goes anyways and I'll ... #
  • 00:55 Q:So what are you planing to go for a liveing after you... A:Well fi rst of all I'd like to say I recognize your sna... #
  • 00:58 Q:Which non-sexual qualities do you like best in a man? A:The ability to snuggle and make yummy food. It's all a gi... #
  • 00:58 Q:Hi jess do you get into much geek stuff? A:Like what kind of geek stuff? #
  • 02:17 Well GREAT! My laptop just fucked around and made me miss my fucking member show tonight. I am fucking pissed. I hate this laptop. #
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