Monday, June 30, 2008
forced russian obsessions.
I can’t ever sleep anymore and not yet have I discovered if it’s on the account of the drugs or my deafening inpatients from the not knowing.
The tv is getting it daily exercise. Turn off. Turn on. Always on mute. The moving light keeps me company while I soak in the semi silence of most uneventful nights.
My carpet is looking fucking horrible, I’ll hope you have the decency to rent a carpet cleaner with your first check and help clean up this mess you made.
I scrubbed for hours but the cuts just get deeper and I keep wondering what it is I used to put them there in the first place. Oh yeah…
Finally I am realizing that living in a “My Name is Earl” world isn’t so bad. It fact it’s pretty much a dream come true. I am pretty proud of some things that have been pumped out of this little area lately. It means more to make something out of nothing anyways.
I don’t type in a 4/4 beat and I never danced in complete sentences.
Come to think of it, I’m probably not playing with a full deck.
Just a little lovin'!
random thoughts from my day...
- 15:24 I masturbate to spanking porn. I love being spanked? #
- 19:54 tinyurl.com/69woun #
- 21:10 After viewing a few old videos from this time last year on my site, it has come to my attention that I need to get a fucking bathroom scale. #
Sunday, June 29, 2008
i enjoy your smoldering good looks and you enjoy my musky little cave i call my vagina.
I'm not sure if you are aware of this but in my heart I house a tiny hotel, much like my actual place that I keep somewhere on reality's super highway we call "the ville." I get a lot of tenants stopping through but none want to invest in the property they piss all over and call "theirs". If I were a moble home, my mileage would be maxed out and I would be tucked away and rotting on someone's property hidden out in the boondocks of Southern Indiana.
When I was 15 I sold my soul to the devil like many great blues carriers of the past. I just wanted someone to look twice. I am an ill-bread rape victim hiding in what could be best called "a fixer upper". I ain't no prize to behold but I won't let that stop me from tricking you into believing otherwise.
I'm all alone damn it, and a failure at the only thing that made me happy. Maybe I should attempt to refresh my contract and request to change the premises.
I've been staring at a shiny poster of Marilyn Monroe all night wondering if that is in fact my destiny. If only I were so lucky… Still only a baby and already damaged goods.
I used to believe in Karma but have been re-evaluating this theory for a few years now. At this point the idea of Karma is much like buying real estate up in heaven… or even hell.
I've left everyone in this world that has truly loved me, or maybe I am just gullible to think they actually could. I mean, how can you love a withered down cold stone?
The moral of this story is: I'm just a convenient little stop on the way back to the mother ship. Enjoy the tire tracks all up and down my back… yard. Come on, I live in Indiana.
Vanity is ever present and takes on several forms. Like the Devil himself. And this I know…
For the Bible tells me so.
Thanks for stopping by, and please don't forget your shit infested shoes on the front porch.
When I was 15 I sold my soul to the devil like many great blues carriers of the past. I just wanted someone to look twice. I am an ill-bread rape victim hiding in what could be best called "a fixer upper". I ain't no prize to behold but I won't let that stop me from tricking you into believing otherwise.
I'm all alone damn it, and a failure at the only thing that made me happy. Maybe I should attempt to refresh my contract and request to change the premises.
I've been staring at a shiny poster of Marilyn Monroe all night wondering if that is in fact my destiny. If only I were so lucky… Still only a baby and already damaged goods.
I used to believe in Karma but have been re-evaluating this theory for a few years now. At this point the idea of Karma is much like buying real estate up in heaven… or even hell.
I've left everyone in this world that has truly loved me, or maybe I am just gullible to think they actually could. I mean, how can you love a withered down cold stone?
The moral of this story is: I'm just a convenient little stop on the way back to the mother ship. Enjoy the tire tracks all up and down my back… yard. Come on, I live in Indiana.
Vanity is ever present and takes on several forms. Like the Devil himself. And this I know…
For the Bible tells me so.
Thanks for stopping by, and please don't forget your shit infested shoes on the front porch.
Just a little lovin'!
random thoughts from my day...
- 21:28 I am so god damned ill. I dunno if it's anemia or the flu but it's killing me. #
Friday, June 27, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Just a little lovin'!
random thoughts from my day...
- 14:13 Yesterday while driving behind these kids I noticed a small white mouse just chillin in thier back window. It was their pet! He roams... #
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Monday, June 23, 2008
Just a little lovin'!
random thoughts from my day...
- 17:56 I'm not sure what I really want but I know it isn't this. #
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Just a little lovin'!
random thoughts from my day...
- 03:15 I get all of my human contact from the internet. #
- 10:48 On the show Hannah Montana, where is her mom? Is she dead? How about in real life? #
- 14:44 My great grandma told me that this little bump on my tounge ISN'T a swollen taste glad, it's a "lie" bump. It means I have told a lie... #
- 14:47 @what_sadie_sang I am allowed to have pets. This apartment is VERY pet friendly. I heard there were like three dogs in thie piece before me! #
- 14:49 Alright... I'm gonna set up my awesome speaker system, blast 2pac, and glue in a new weave. If only I had some Alize' to sip up on. #
Friday, June 20, 2008
Just a little lovin'!
random thoughts from my day...
- 17:19 I was 3 when my Dad was in accident and became brain damaged. I remember finally consciously giving up having any relationship with him. #
- 17:20 When I look at same colored stripes I ALWAYS somehom manage to see one that is a slightly different color. Do you see this too? #
- 03:15 I get all of my human contact from the internet. #
Thursday, June 12, 2008
adorn!
I am watching that dance crew show on MTV. I had no fucking clue that dance crews were so popular! I am jealous man… I want my own dance crew, you know other than the fact I can’t fucking perform hip hop dance if my life depended on it. My dance crew would have to be back up by live musicians and include chants like the Go! Team to satisfy me.
I just accidentally located my long lost secret blog that I haven’t touched since 2005. It’s pretty sad if I say so myself. Go lurk. http://strangledhousewife.blogspot.com/
Damnit this bitch is jocking my style!
OH! I am in a little beauty contest to be a model on a website for which I will get to fly out to sunny Southern California and take creepy and sexy zombie pin-up photos for this awesome upcoming alternative porn site. I would really appreciate you guys doing your best to vote for me (contestant #2, you HAVE to type it like “#2“) EVERYDAY but posting a vote on the contest page, which is found here:
http://www.headsickpinups.com/news/?p=135
ALL you have to do is leave a comment saying that contestant #2 is the hottest of them all!
No need to be a actual member of the site!
You must be 18 to vote.
You can vote for me once a day and tell your friends to vote for me as well!
I'll be reposting this as a reminder in a number of areas until the contest is over so don't get mad!
Get Glad!
This is my favorite song right now hahhaahahaha!
Long live Degrassi!!!!
I just accidentally located my long lost secret blog that I haven’t touched since 2005. It’s pretty sad if I say so myself. Go lurk. http://strangledhousewife.blogspot.com/
Damnit this bitch is jocking my style!
OH! I am in a little beauty contest to be a model on a website for which I will get to fly out to sunny Southern California and take creepy and sexy zombie pin-up photos for this awesome upcoming alternative porn site. I would really appreciate you guys doing your best to vote for me (contestant #2, you HAVE to type it like “#2“) EVERYDAY but posting a vote on the contest page, which is found here:
http://www.headsickpinups.com/news/?p=135
ALL you have to do is leave a comment saying that contestant #2 is the hottest of them all!
No need to be a actual member of the site!
You must be 18 to vote.
You can vote for me once a day and tell your friends to vote for me as well!
I'll be reposting this as a reminder in a number of areas until the contest is over so don't get mad!
Get Glad!
This is my favorite song right now hahhaahahaha!
Long live Degrassi!!!!
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