Monday, August 17, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:30 Fuck this noise, I'm going to have some beers. Don't let me binge eat when I come home trashed either or I am holding YOU responsible! #
  • 06:15 Where are all the hot little emo boys with hot dicks that wanna do me and worship the groud I walk on? I am fucking missing out. #
  • 07:56 I am sleepy and I am going to bed super soon. Bars are stupid! #
  • 08:08 My feet are chapped and I hate being a chubber. Come snuggle me to sleep! Weeeeeeee! #
  • 18:23 I hate when you get addicted to a show and then find out there was only two seasons of it:( #
  • 18:45 I was having so many sexual dreams last night. Quittng this anti-depressant has been insane on my sex drive! #
  • 19:25 Don't any bangles exist in this world that won't turn my arms green or break my wallet? #
  • 19:40 These are the kind of dudes I am terrified of. The "frustrated" ones. #
  • 20:19 My skin is getting increasingly dry. Is there a toner for dry skin? How about a moisture mask? Let a bitch know! #
  • 21:44 I just fucking broke my piece of shit digital antenna and possibly the fucking thing it connects to the TV on. Cool, no more fucking tv. #
  • 22:14 I am so fucking pissed I fucked up my TV that I could just fucking explode or kill someone. Bring me some god damned sushi! (Or Wendy's!!) #
  • 00:58 I am having so many laughs watching the second season of "Rick and Steve"! When the sun is %100 down I will walk Jeb, or after this episode! #
  • 02:31 I am totally full of rage right now. Oh well at least I'll lose weight now since I'm off that medicine! Baahahahaha! #
  • 02:38 I just cut my fucking face shaving off my eyebrows. Cool! I rule, obviously. #
  • 02:41 How flipping old is Jeffree Star? I bet he's secretly like 48. #
  • 03:10 I had sex with this fucking thing for a year and a half. Please tell me why I did that to myself... #
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