Are you stalking me?

• 03:06 Fow some reason my damn computer isn't letting me update my clips4sale. Bah! I am gonna walk Jeb around the block now... #
• 04:09 I added a sexy video starring my naked ass and my very amazing hitachi magic wand on my clips4sale store! Wanna see? minurl.fr/ouu #
• 05:17 I'm gonna get some prescription specs like the ones Maddie Ferguson wears! Be jealous! (They are cheap as hell at walmart in the eye center) #
• 06:59 I'm going to bed... I'm starting that um fitness regimen tomorrow and it includes specific times waking up and going to bed! Goodnight! #
• 15:34 If summer wasn 't almost over I would totally buy this for myself... HOT! minurl.fr/xqn #
• 15:38 The Undress Jess word of the day is... "Monotonous"! Use it in a sentence please! #
• 15:50 Mwahahahaha... GAY! minurl.fr/xqr #
• 16:17 I fucking HATE Idiots: minurl.fr/xqw #
• 16:49 I just got my damned Digital Harinezumi Camera in the mail and it takes some fucking weird ass unheard of battery... minurl.fr/xqw #
• 17:11 Is there a way to find a n otebook totally filled in with the correct answers... Like this one? minurl.fr/xra I need this for school! #
• 17:51 I think I'm gonna order some chinese food. What should I order though? CRAB Rangoooooooon! #
• 18:20 Holy hot dude! There was a cute boy delivering the Chinese food today! I need to order more often! #
• 19:12 Whoot whoot! I ordered some Urban Outfitters sale stuff and got free shipping by using the code "FREESTYLE" at the checkout! #
• 19:37 I ate my chinese food and now I am mega sleepy:( Maybe just a one hour nap would be ok? #
• 19:47 I bought this neat mug today to replace the one my cats broke this morning! minurl.fr/xs5 BTW, if I glue it bacl together will I die? #
• 21:08 I am going to fucking kill everyone that works for my internet company. Fucking stupid fucks. #
• 22:51 Check out the HOT slave Leia themed cosplay booty shaking (BELLY DANCE INSPIRED) vid just added to my shakinit page! minurl.fr/xt5 #
• 23:32 The prettiest friend I ever had was my BFF in Jr High. I don't think I'll ever have anothe buddy like Alina Lynnville. What happened to her? #
• 23:52 I added the recently update d "Slave Leia" video from my shakinit page to my clips4sale store! Want to just buy a copy? minurl.fr/ouu #
• 01:22 I just ran my bath water and it ran totally cold. Thanks new upstairs neighbors! #
• 02:08 I'm doing that "Yoga for Indie Rockers" DVD after my show tonight on undressjess.com, does anyone wanna come over and get physical with me? #

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