Monday, August 31, 2009

Are you stalking me?

  • 03:06 Fow some reason my damn computer isn't letting me update my clips4sale. Bah! I am gonna walk Jeb around the block now... #
  • 04:09 I added a sexy video starring my naked ass and my very amazing hitachi magic wand on my clips4sale store! Wanna see? #
  • 05:17 I'm gonna get some prescription specs like the ones Maddie Ferguson wears! Be jealous! (They are cheap as hell at walmart in the eye center) #
  • 06:59 I'm going to bed... I'm starting that um fitness regimen tomorrow and it includes specific times waking up and going to bed! Goodnight! #
  • 15:34 If summer wasn 't almost over I would totally buy this for myself... HOT! #
  • 15:38 The Undress Jess word of the day is... "Monotonous"! Use it in a sentence please! #
  • 15:50 Mwahahahaha... GAY! #
  • 16:17 I fucking HATE Idiots: #
  • 16:49 I just got my damned Digital Harinezumi Camera in the mail and it takes some fucking weird ass unheard of battery... #
  • 17:11 Is there a way to find a n otebook totally filled in with the correct answers... Like this one? I need this for school! #
  • 17:51 I think I'm gonna order some chinese food. What should I order though? CRAB Rangoooooooon! #
  • 18:20 Holy hot dude! There was a cute boy delivering the Chinese food today! I need to order more often! #
  • 19:12 Whoot whoot! I ordered some Urban Outfitters sale stuff and got free shipping by using the code "FREESTYLE" at the checkout! #
  • 19:37 I ate my chinese food and now I am mega sleepy:( Maybe just a one hour nap would be ok? #
  • 19:47 I bought this neat mug today to replace the one my cats broke this morning! BTW, if I glue it bacl together will I die? #
  • 21:08 I am going to fucking kill everyone that works for my internet company. Fucking stupid fucks. #
  • 22:51 Check out the HOT slave Leia themed cosplay booty shaking (BELLY DANCE INSPIRED) vid just added to my shakinit page! #
  • 23:32 The prettiest friend I ever had was my BFF in Jr High. I don't think I'll ever have anothe buddy like Alina Lynnville. What happened to her? #
  • 23:52 I added the recently update d "Slave Leia" video from my shakinit page to my clips4sale store! Want to just buy a copy? #
  • 01:22 I just ran my bath water and it ran totally cold. Thanks new upstairs neighbors! #
  • 02:08 I'm doing that "Yoga for Indie Rockers" DVD after my show tonight on, does anyone wanna come over and get physical with me? #
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