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• 03:26 Alright I am gonna do it. But no beer for me, just fucking rum. #
• 09:06 I is got sleepy time on the mind! WHPOOOO! #
• 13:07 Damn it! You woke me up and now I can't get back to effing sleep! #
• 13:09 This is probably the grossest "craft project idea" I have seen on Etsy thus far... minurl.fr/10bw I LOVE IT! #
• 14:16 My stomach feels really full for some reason but I haven't eaten for hours... Um, maybe it's gas? #
• 14:42 There is a super weird smell in my bedroom and it's been here al l night. I'm too lazy to try to figure out what it is though. #
• 14:57 I subscribed to uotv's channel on YouTube bit.ly/DOGtr #
• 15:20 minurl.fr/10ch I will try to make a little movie with my new camera today! #
• 15:44 Booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks! Booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks! #
• 15:57 I can't seem to sleep so I might as well fucking get the hell out of bed. Or not. I have to take another hour to weigh the pros and cons. #
• 16:13 "Does violence ever solve anything?" < a href="http://okcupid.com/z/hk">okcupid.com/z/hk #okcupid #
• 17:41 I should probably get around to updating my okcupid profile soon... minurl.fr/10d6 #
• 21:51 WTF Kanye West? You suck... minurl.fr/qn8 #
• 23:43 Oedipus complex? minurl.fr/10ei #
• 23:52 You know whats kind of a weird fact about me? I don't bathe very often but I am about to now so go watch me on spy cam! minurl.fr/jpt #

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