Are you stalking me?

• 03:41 I want a pumpkin ice cream cone, pumpkin pie or a pumpkin donut right now for some reason! #
• 04:24 I have sort of a stutter now sometimes cause I can't figure out what I am wanting to say. It's a little embarrassing :( #
• 04:56 Would this computer run the new (newer) Sims 3? ping.fm/CH11A #
• 05:44 I'm about to walk Jebbie dog for the last time tonight and then I'll be back to sleep in my bed for the first time in over a week! Weeee! #
• 06:29 Hahaha! My cats are sleeping on my grandma and she is totally asleep and doesn't know that they are laying with them. HE HATE CATS! Wha nny! #
• 16:15 It's challenging for you because you have so much positive ene... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 18:13 I need a new coat but I am scared to spend money right now:( ping.fm/BtmSt #
• 19:27 My reading is super show this morning (from the stroke) so please dont be offended if I dont reply to your emails or messages right away! #
• 19:29 Damnit I mest up up my status message again! He's one more try... #
• 19:30 My reading is super SLOW this morning (from the stroke) so please don't be offen ded if I don't reply to your emails or messages right away! #
• 19:44 I havent got to masturbate for over a entire week since I havent had any damn time alone since I've been ill. My vagina is going to explode! #
• 02:02 I seriously can't wait to masturbate in bed tonight! I'M ALL ALONE! :D #
• 02:22 I love that this porn exists. It's how I pay my rent! ping.fm/oHZmj (jay slash kay!) #
• 02:39 I'm going to do masturbate my awesome vagina and then start my hair coloring process! Yay! #
• 02:50 This guy says I should die since I am recovering quickly from my stroke and is accusing me for making it up to make $! ping.fm/ASsRP #

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