Are you stalking me?

• 03:02 Good show guys! I'm not going to do private shows tonight (because I don't feel %100) but I will be doing them 2 hours on Wednesday instead! #
• 03:43 I am so insanely tired and I have no idea why. I am going to take my blood thinners and walk the dog and after that I am hitting the sheets! #
• 03:47 Great! I just realized that I masturbated in my sleep and squirted period blood all over my newer sheets and pillow cases. SUPER. #
• 04:31 I just walked the dog & it's a WAY nice night out there! I wish I felt better so I could grab a drink & socialize but I don't so... fuck it. #
• 04:56 Wearing out their kn ees... ping.fm/xiV71 #
• 05:06 I had the body of a... heavy reader. ping.fm/svRi5 #
• 06:15 I have to go to my grandma's house super early in the morning & I am going to work on my video editing there with my new Sony Vegas program! #
• 06:33 Add me on facebook or I will be forced to beat you up in your sleep! ping.fm/QBBm8 #
• 07:21 I am forcing my crippled ass to walk the dog one more time tonight and then I am REALLY going to bed. Nighty home slices! #
• 11:56 You ar e a regular dream factory today. Even while you are awak... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 15:09 I think I am going to bleed to death out of my vajinga! And this is only the second day! A period on blood thinners is pretty much insane. #
• 15:16 I have to go to my grandma's house to answer a effing phone call from a place that might give me free insurance. There is no internet there! #
• 22:11 I totally missed my phone interview because Patsy didn't know that they were in a different time zone. No free insurance for me! #
• 22:20 My grandma thinks I have gotten a flu in my body and that is what is making me stiff and in pain. Is that even possible? #
• 22:25 Tonight's episode of the undressjess.com members show has been canceled due to my body feeling like it may break in half. #
• 02:19 You are a regular dream factory today. Even while you are awak... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #

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