Are you stalking me?

• 05:38 I just watched The Doom Generation with Jay and now I am getting all sleepy. I have a fucking physical tomorrow at 9:30 AM. What the shit... #
• 05:52 I can't wait until I am off these stupid blood thinners so I can try to learn how to skate & get knocked around w/ Megan in the Roller Derby #
• 07:41 I'm gonna try to defrag my laptop while I sleep tonight. Hopefully it won't freeze up like it has been doing every night for the last week. #
• 07:55 I have the best cat in the universe sleeping on my lap and keeping me warm. I'm heading to bed now myself... ping.fm/lr4XW #
• 08:19 I think I am missing out on like the party of the century going on upstairs. Fucking stupid insanely early ass appointment in the morning! #
• 08:30 Melatonin is kicking in... Nighty home slices! :) #
• 08:37 My birthday is in ten days! I'm finally officially going to be an adult! ping.fm/86yLh ;) Send me goodies! #
• 09:26 You may take pride in your ability to remain emotionally detac... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 14:27 This sucks so bad. I cannot believe I am actually awake. Fucking shoot me now. #
• 15:03 Bah! I can't believe I have to go to this retarded ass physical on a Sunday morning. What is a physical anyways? It better NOT suck... #
• 17:55 I'm totally grossed out. My grandma just said the words "rub your clit" when referring to what I do. She's mad that isn't all I do. Ahhhh! #
• 19:04 I think I need me a little nap, but only a short one! Then I have some editing of some smut to do! Weeee! #
• 19:10 Leslie just dedicated this sexy ass song to me. Be jealous... ping.fm/Sv6KX #
• 19:40 What site is the cheapest and easiest to use to buy pl ane tickets online? I haven't bought my own in like FOREVER! #
• 22:55 I just woke up again... More dreams of giants taking me hostage and making me their sex slave. It's that time of the month and all... #
• 23:04 I really need to finally color my hair tonight. My roots are driving me insane! #
• 23:07 What are you doing for your Sat. night? You should go see Saki Tsunami & Noonie Moonshine perform at the last "Gathering"! 8pm@Club Royale! #
• 01:55 I fucking hate my forehead. I need bangs in my old age... Angelia? Hair cut? Me needs!!1! #
• 02:00 Hahaha! Noonie and Saki are doing a performance to this song in the upcoming Drop Dead Darlings show March 13... ♫ blip.fm/~kjwzb #
• 02:51 Time to rinse my fabulous hair color! I hope I don't get it all over my fancy shower curtain though, I never seem to be able to avoid that! #

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