Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 04:02 Q:Describe an orgy in 5 words or less. A:Naked drunk people embarrassing themselves. 4ms.me/bOCWK4 #
  • 04:07 I'm going to Hootie Hoots in Newburgh. I like Newburgh a lot better than where I'm living now. #
  • 04:08 I'm having fun with #formspringme. Create an account and follow me at formspring.me/UndressJess #
  • 07:23 Don't even bother attempting to regain control of your life to... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
  • 20:23 I'm not crying. It's just been raining on my face. #
  • 21:16 Last night was Fun with a capital "F"! #
  • 21:23 Q:who the top five people in your life that you wouldnt ... A:Like that I have gotten down and dirty with or that I ... 4ms.me/9qNaOt #
  • 21:24 Q:Do you squirt? A:On occasion. But I can only do it if I'm having sex standing up and the other person is pounding... 4ms.me/9dRDEZ #
  • 21:24 Q:Would u date a guy that made u laugh everyday are one that is rich? A:LAUGH! I love to laugh. 4ms.me/9MGzLq #
  • 21:30 What is the fucking deal with facebook today...? #
  • 21:50 THE DROP DEAD DARLINGS ARE TAKING OVER THE L.L.L. , VERY LIMITED SEATING CALL 909-3032 FOR tickets....$5 and $7 seating ...2 shows... 7pm an #
  • 22:19 I like to buy people gifts like sexy v neck t-shirts and DVD box sets of cool television shows! ;) #
  • 22:23 Q:What's the worst pick up line a guy has used on you? A:I actually don't think any guy has ever tried to pick me up... 4ms.me/dwBpws #
  • 22:41 Q:In three simple sentences, describe how an orgasm feel... A:It feels like a burst of happy love squeezings in my v... 4ms.me/ 99AYmw #
  • 22:41 Q:Do you lactate? A:Nope. I've never had kids so there is really no reason that I would even lactate. 4ms.me/9pdNVg #
  • 22:56 I shat my britches, stopped up the toilet and now I have swamp ass. Great. #
  • 02:10 Alejandro! ping.fm/gpy6W (This is strangely sort of like jack off material for me...) Enjoy! #
  • 02:16 Q:Who takes out the trash? A:I do! 4ms.me/b8TNQ4 #
  • 02:16 Q:What would be more painful; getting your nips and tong... A:Probably getti ng spanked, but that's why I love it. I... 4ms.me/dsYa0J #
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