Monday, June 7, 2010

Are you stalking me?

  • 07:15 Um, someone call my phone AGAIN. #
  • 07:24 You may feel awkward today, as if you cannot settle into a sus... More for Aquarius #
  • 08:53 Yeah I'm guessing my phone is gone and my life is over. No I'm being silly and dramatic... Get it? #
  • 08:56 Boooo! His sexy face left! #
  • 13:21 I'm not going to Vegas. I just can't right now. I can't do it. #
  • 13:27 So did they catch the murderer from down the street? #
  • 13:30 I have seriously insane cramps right now. I haven't had menstrual cramps in like years. What gives? #
  • 13:39 My grandma is bringing me a McDonald's breakfast. Shut up. It's delicious! #
  • 13:53 God I fucking suck. Like I did when I was 20 years old. #
  • 14:16 OMG. My grandma just got in an argument with me over the difference between a daisy chain and a gang bang. #
  • 14:41 I have new stretch marks on my arms and tits. Kat thinks it could be my hormones going insane. I think it's the universe punishing me for be #
  • 14:45 I'm saving myself for marriage. Obviously. #
  • 14:47 I'm going back to bed. I'm ugly, stretchy and depressed. I'm in the mood to slice off all my wretched skin, goddamnit. #
  • 15:13 Take a bite of my "bad girl meat". #
  • 20:18 I just cried on Anitra for like an hour. I'm such a sane friend today. #
  • 20:28 Does looking at old pictures sometimes scare you into thinking that the person in the photo can see/or knows that you are looking at them? #
  • 20:37 My favorite porn ever is Debbie Loves Dallas by Eon McKai. #
  • 21:17 Ack! I'm going to turn into a giant blueberry and explode. I'd rather be spicy little Veruca. #
  • 22:03 Is it weird how I tend to dislike my oldest friends the most? I'm not talking about you Anitra, don't worry. #
  • 00:55 I need a bottle of read wine, happy pills, a hot bath, a hot man slave with life's answers, the will to continue and a body massage. Sugges #
  • 01:07 My lack of ability to emote properly (today at least) is summed up in a song! #
  • 01:57 Q:Hello Jessa is the footsign still ok to get from you s... A:Oh I totally forgot about that. I dunno I'm not curre... #
  • 01:58 Q:would you ever do ATM? A:Nah. At least not on purpose. I do tend to only have sex when I'm drunk though so I'm s... #
  • 01:58 Q:hiiiiiiiii A:Hi. #
  • 01:58 Q:sex A:Sometimes. #
  • 01:59 Q:do you have a crush on anyone right now? A:Yes. #
  • 01:59 Q:Why do you have so much stuff in your house? A:Because I collect things. It's a hobby. #
  • 01:59 Q:Do you still get along with your family? A:Yep. They love me even when I'm mean to them. #
  • 01:59 Q:I was looking at your pictures from a while ago, how come you gained so much weight? A:To anger you. #
  • 02:00 Q:So there's no nudity on A:Oh yeah! They are strip tease videos so they have lots and lots of ski... #
  • 02:01 Q:Then you don't enjoy sex, do you? A:I do sometimes and other times I don't. It depends on why I'm having sex in t... #
  • 02:15 Can I get this played at this week's Dark Wave Night at Bullock's on Thursday? #
  • 02:34 Q:Do you remember the first time you 'went all the way'? A:Yep I was 13. His name was Collin. #
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