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• 04:44 Great. The fucking heat in the apt. is now broke. What next? SRSLY!? #
• 05:10 Just to let everyone know I am offering current members of undressjess.com %50 percent off of PRIVATE SHOWS. www.cambabes.com/undressjess #
• 07:11 I really REALLY love cookies way too much. Also my eyebrows look crazy sometimes I just over do those bitches. #
• 14:43 If my heat isn't working in my apt, is that considered an emergency that the land HAS TO fix right away? I am dying here. #
• 14:51 @seeper76 Oh you mean the bald face look? #
• 15:24 I called my landlord back about the heat not working in the entire house not just my apt and this bitch has the nerve to SIGH! #
• 15:26 AS IF I am bothering her and tells me, "I'll see what I can do." Um whatever... If it's not back on my noon I am calling right back. #
• 20:46 It is fucking colder in my house than it is outside. #
• 20:55 I am frustrated right now with many things and people. If you had any idea how much stress I was under... If you could feel it you would DIE #
• 21:50 How do I get to my registry to be able to do this? tinyurl.com/5agooc Anyone know? #

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• 07:23 What's a website that gives awesome deals on computers? Specifically laptops? #
• 11:36 @dtopper22 I hate the phone it makes me all nervous. #
• 11:41 I found three laptops on ebay I am trying to get. They are really good deals... but you know how ebay goes... #
• 16:55 All I can evern think about it orange chicken:( And crab rangoon of course! #
• 22:51 I planned on making this the official "get shit done" week, but because of the death of my laptop 'Ol Bessy, I've only crossed 2 things off. #

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• 06:23 I have no one I have no one I have no one, except for online. #
• 08:44 Great just what I need, a drug dealer that thinks I'm cute that just moved in downstairs. #
• 09:13 I may actually just go settle down on the couch and let the TV be my BFF. Also stuff my face. #
• 10:57 Wanna read a really old depressing SECRET blog I used to keep? strangledhousewife.blogspot.com/ #
• 11:03 I never settled down with the tv but I did rediscover this old friend... www.superbad.com #
• 11:11 www.maxsbedroom.com/nataliedyan.html This is sad. But I would probably do it myself. #
• 15:51 @tinyfolk Hahahahahaha! OLDHAT! #
• 16:57 Is there any alternative too cooking oil to keep noodles from sticking together while boiling them? My dog ate my olive oil:( #
• 17:36 Is there a site that does like polling? I want to run a poll for my new burlesque character's name. #
• 19:30 I'm combatting my loud ass drug dealing neighbor's big mouths and rap music with my own loud ass siouxsie and the banshees blasting. #
• 20:11 My member spy cams will be down until...? The fucking HP laptop that's an idiot won't even fucking turn on now. Buy me a new laptop damnit! #
• 22:06 Go vote on my burlesque name! tinyurl.com/6et4jj #

what's in a name?

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• 03:58 I found out after my "BFF" admitted she is the one that had spread the rumor then tagged in on Brittney. Leslie you a a drugged out fuck. #
• 08:21 I am cutting ties with everyone that betrays me and refuses to check to come see if I dying (hemmoraging) just becaue they want to drink. #
• 19:02 I just realized I am starting to have like a ton of hats. I think I LOVE hats. I'm the next Blossom. #
• 21:20 My hamburger phone from my apartment stuff wishlist like the one in Juno is here! #
• 21:21 @tastytrixie Last night I amswered the phone right in the middle of wiping. I made the caller aware of this as well. #
• 01:04 Choosing my Asain Burlesque Character name: Miso Honey, Miss Betsy Bonsai, Sake Tsunami or Hot Sake Sue. Which one do you like? #
• 01:20 Oh! Add Miss Chop Suzie to the list! #
• 02:00 clubmix1996.livejournal.com/381212.html People are so fucking dumb and desperate. #
• 03:04 Another possible asain burlesque character name... Yoko Go Go! What do you think? #

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• 03:32 Damnit someone stole my idea... tinyurl.com/62stgq #
• 03:34 I am so sick to my stomach and I am worried something is very wrong. #
• 05:06 It's going to be totally different this time and I feel it's going to be in an extremely tragic like way. #
• 05:07 @JamesK30 About what? #
• 19:44 @JamesK30 I wasn't kidding. I am pretty sure that when i do go out, that's how it will happen. #
• 03:03 Its really fucking disappointing when you find out that people you thought were your friends gossip and lie behind your back. Cool Brittney. #

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• 17:24 Who do I know in Chicago that I could crash with for a few nights? #
• 17:47 About how much is a pack of Yaz per month without insurance? #
• 17:56 @what_sadie_sang Yep it was 2nd street. Do you have my number to call me? #
• 18:00 @what_sadie_sang My insides will be "sucked" out at 7:30 tomorrow morning. Yay nature. #
• 18:14 I am going to nap for about an hour before getting up to get ready for my therapist appointment. I am zonked. Progressing on "to-do" lists! #
• 18:38 Buy me this inexpensive flip HD cam for my sexy site videos! www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1BICJUHQA75SX #
• 23:07 I like to goodle myself. Do you ever do that? #
• 23:08 @what_sadie_sang Is that what you are on? That's not as bad as I thought. #
• 03:32 Damnit someone stole my idea... tinyurl.com/62stgq #

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• 03:38 @JamesK30 How would you market me? And what kind of compensation would you be looking for? Since I am just getting back into it... #
• 05:29 @JamesK30 I have been modeling my whole life and I want to do everything from fashion to adult. #
• 18:25 Here is a short video of the fire lastnight: tinyurl.com/59yo4x Watch in the high quality option! #

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• 04:06 My neighbor is having a party down stairs. What is there possibly to party about on a Monday? #
• 06:44 OMG go look at this nut RIGHT NOW! www.cam4.com/DottieDevoe #
• 09:13 My fucking PC is pooping out on me. I pride myself in being good with these things but I am having a TOTAL indigo moment here:( #
• 09:48 I fucking love hot little hot fucking hip jewish boys like Paul Barmen! (Barman?) #
• 12:50 I love the show Sister Sister! You know with the twins Tia and Tamera!? #
• 01:30 @tastytrixie Oh cool! What kind of format are you making the survey thing in? #
• 01:34 Are there ANY colleges that I could study at that don't require fucking math as core curriculum? #
• 01:41 I really don't think this girl is that brilliant: tinyurl.com/5uaqbp #
• 01:56 @tastytrixie I am gonna check that out totally! #
• 02:49 I want to start modeling professionally again, who wants to be my manager? Hahaha! (I'm serious.) #
• 03:10 How much should I charge for different types of modeling work per hour? As a somewhat well known I-net model? #

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• 12:52 I couldn't sleep so i am up and going to try to get a few things done this morning... including finishing my hair extensions! #
• 15:33 I don't have enough hair for my weave! I'll have to buy more later when I go out to get the cats and dog their food! #
• 22:11 My grandmother just duped me into spending $100 I don't fucking have. #
• 01:03 @meowmistidawn Hey you got one! I guess I added you in my email a long time ago. Cool. #
• 01:07 I really need to work on my website and get other promo shit done but damnit I am sleepy and my weave kicks hard ass. You're jealous bitch! #
• 04:06 My neighbor is having a party down stairs. What is there possibly to party about on a Monday? #

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• 11:22 I'll finish putting in my extensions tomorrow. Today has been full of hell and haertache. New coats though is a plus! #
• 00:41 I am deathly afraid of zombies! I dream about them non-stop. #
• 00:44 I gotta start looking for sexy Christmas costumes and revamp my model mayhem and OMP profiles to get more modeling work. #
• 01:14 The wizard of Oz is on! My fave movie maybe ever! I want to be dorthy... Maybe I'll go put on my dorthy costume. #
• 01:54 Chrismas Mrs. Clause costumes and Elf costumes galore! www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3I6V1N1O3T7K0 #
• 02:07 My cousin made me realize how lucky I am to have the body I have even if I do hate it most of the time. I AM built like a brick shit house. #

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• 07:24 Anitra is here check us out: www.ustream.tv/channel/undressjess We rock! #
• 14:26 I hate the men of the worl probably. Or something. I just hate myself actually. #
• 15:12 EW! Skeazy dudes that are 43+ that date my friends and try to fuck me---- YOU SUCK! #
• 23:57 Yay! I have two new coats on the way! One lighter one and one heavy! Rock! #
• 01:52 Project DIY eyelash extensions conquered! #
• 02:00 Why would anyone pay ANYONE $350 to put on eyelash extensions when it's THIS easy. Ok it was challanging but for my first time they look ok! #
• 02:32 Damnit my cousin is flaking out on braiding my hair tonight damnit. I might try to just get her to take a cab and pay for the damn thing. #

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• 03:30 I am finally about to see the Sarah Silverman show for the first time ever. Everyone compares our humor and says I would love her. #
• 04:12 BTW, my crazy Anna Rexia costume that I had to search high and low for arrived in the mail today! YAY! #
• 04:30 I am taking down my old braids as we speak! i will have short curly red hair for a few days before I get my new sexy hair put in:) #
• 05:39 @JamesK30 I'll do what I want! #
• 07:26 I am sitting with red hair color in my head. I hope it turns out ok since it's put on over semi-perm brown color that I put in awhile ago! #
• 09:38 I hate each and every one of you for abandoning me. Which is pretty much everyone. I'm gonna go die slowly now and no one will notice. #
• 09:46 My braids are out in preparation for my cousin to braid my shit up for my new hair on Saturday. This reminds me of how much I hate my hair. #
• 09:58 I am going to take my sad depressed ass to bed now and think about some stuff. I'll keep my idea notebook close to the bed. #
• 10:32 Someone be a doll and get this momma a new winter coat from my clothing wishlist! www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/GMVN06KRJDXJ #
• 10:34 The colors and style of hair I got to put in my hair this weekend: tinyurl.com/6hbuzy #
• 00:26 JTV is down so I am live using my other account here: www.ustream.tv/channel/undressjess Also order me come chinese food:) #

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• 06:50 Cleaned a bunch. Or least a bunch for me so I am gonna go out and drink some beer... But ixnay on the hrd alcohol for me. #
• 12:13 I couldn't sleep at said dude's house. Probably because there is trouble in the paradise that never was. I deserve better, thanks. #
• 18:49 I'm considering moving to either St. Louis, Seattle or Chicago. I need to start busting my ass on cam shows to be able to save money. #
• 22:53 Got my new hair! Doot doot doot! curly Red and blonde here I come! (By the end of the weekend I hope cuz I gotta get my hair rebraided!) #
• 03:17 I just had a nice nap. I have been napping so much lately without having my adderal and it kind of sucks. Oh well I just ate 2 cookies! #
• 03:30 I am finally about to see the Sarah Silverman show for the first time ever. Everyone compares our humor and says I would love her. #

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• 03:45 @tastytrixie Have you been looking at other sites for ideas? For the domme thing I mean. I think you should use the cuckold angle! #
• 03:53 Damnit! Chinese food is no longer delivering tonight! PBJ again then it is:( Oh well maybe since I saved money I'll get something tomorrow. #
• 04:27 Should I order pizza? I tuscan 6 cheese pizza with onions and green olives to be exact... #
• 04:28 Hannah Montana is on! Whoo Hoo! #
• 05:06 Alright I caved and ordered a pizza. I hope to catch up on Heroes while eating it:) YAY! #
• 05:17 I need to get new friends. Ones that appreciate me buying them food to hang out instead of blowing me off to get drunk and high. FUCK! #
• 06:40 Heroes is so shit deep right now that I can barely even stand to watch it because it scatters my brain so fucking hard. #
• 23:30 @tastytrixie I am ill too. So much nastyness in my throat! I can't believe my body actually let me sleep awhile though this. #
• 23:31 @violetblue I wish they would put me on wikipedia period. Jealous! #
• 23:38 I am still so fucking ill and now the illness fairy has added a cough from hell. I really wish the kitchen worked so I could make some soup! #
• 00:28 I plan on getting some major things done tonight. First I am going to settle down with a pbj and vitamin/med overload to fight the sickness! #

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• 09:46 @what_sadie_sang Yep I have seen it. What's your opinion on it? Then I will tell you mine :) #
• 09:48 My janky computer's fan (the one that runs the cams) seems to be working so look forward to life cams coming back! #
• 10:16 @darkradiance I like the indian maiden idea for halloween! I might do that! #
• 10:22 Is it really illegal to broadcast cams from your house? www.ustream.tv/recorded/854862 talkshow247 - cease and desist letter #
• 11:36 On my non-stop eatathon I am thinking of maybe eating a PBJ cause it's soooooooo yummy and watching a episode of heroes. #
• 11:38 Awe nevermind:( Jelly needs to be fridged after opening:( Maybe I can check the temp outside to keep it good! #
• 11:58 By the way people I have a full on cold now so excuse my lazy no eyebrow gross ass sick look on my cams:( #
• 12:06 If I feel up to it tomorrow night I may be doing cam shows so hit me up! Info on shows can be found here: www.xxxcambabes.com/undressjess #
• 15:49 @darkradiance I added the Pilgrim slut to my costume wishlist here: www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3I6V1N1O3T7K0 #
• 16:08 Jenene Gurafalo is the dude! I wanna marry her. #
• 22:17 I don't know if I'll be up to doing shows tonight after all. This cold/flu thing is really kicking my ass. #
• 22:20 @what_sadie_sang tinyurl.com/5af35d www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSV3eyHzQSs Who made it... #
• 22:21 @darkradiance Ha, I can't follow everyone silly! #
• 03:00 Can someone be a lamb and order me some soup and chinese food? I will rub it on my loins for you before I eat it. #

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• 10:08 I am making a top 100 list about me. I bet this will and won't be very interesting. #
• 10:12 @BellaVendetta66 I hate collarme.com! Those people on there are fucking retards. Most of them anyways. #
• 10:14 Ok wtf is an .ape file and how do I open it? #
• 13:48 I am gonna eat some tuna with hot sauce then go to bed. Maybe a quick tv watch then when I get up I get to order chinese! Make me do yoga! #
• 14:17 @kentuckyprophet I didn't make it in wiki either damnit! #
• 15:00 I am having a fucking fit. I cannot sleep for the life of me. I sit up I feel tired, I lay down I get annoyed. Grrr! #
• 01:00 Great! I can feel my throat swelling up and deciding to get sick now. Whoo hoo. #
• 01:06 I am going to start dressing in costumes for every holiday/event that comes along. What should I wear for Thanksgiving? #
• 01:16 @what_sadie_sang The read a book video? Are you asking me if I have seen this before? #

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• 05:27 @furrygirl Hahaha! I just watched the South Park episode you were refering to yesterday and that was flipping amazing. Did they make 2? #
• 05:28 @DeliaCD Maybe I should start going to AA meetings... Seriously! #
• 07:43 EXOTIC. EXOTIC. EXOTIC. I fucking hate the word EXOTIC. Think of a fucking smarter word than that loser, DAMN. #

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• 03:45 I am never EVER EEBER EMU OHNO drinking again. #
• 04:00 @darkradiance Yes this is me. #
• 04:11 I want a cheesy from Taco Tierra and a spicy chicken borrito from Taco Bell. I'm so hungry for tacos! #
• 04:36 Sally Jupiter is my HERO. tinyurl.com/6hd9wm #
• 06:35 I have a whole room in my house that I don't use at all. Is that weird? #
• 06:50 What the fuck is fucking wrong with myspace? #
• 07:56 www.redtube.com/200 Ha! Why am I watching this? #
• 08:18 Well cool! I didn't do what I thought I might have possibly did last night afterall! #
• 08:22 Dude gross. I have a pimple in my ear. Lame. #
• 08:47 I want to do something really unexpected of me. Make suggestions. #
• 08:50 I kindof like this song, video and the dance they do in it. tinyurl.com/4h5hnj #
• 08:59 Hahaha wtf is this. is this real? tinyurl.com/6qrsok #
• 09:32 I want another Fruitista Freeze from Taco Bell. Those are so damn good. #
• 22:43 @what_sadie_sang Hahaha, "a whore in church." Now go make me a pretty salad! #
• 22:43 @dtopper22 Where are you at today? Feeling better? #
• 22:47 Damn it's colder than this witch's titty outside! I love the winter! #
• 00:08 Even though I can leave my braids in longer... I am thinking that I may need a change. Plus my hat's don't fit! #
• 00:31 I have a couple of friends that whenever I go places with them I make sure to carry cab money just in case they kill each other. Guess who! #
• 00:48 Only got 2 site subscriptions this week. Oh well I excuse you because of the historical election we all had the privilage to live through. #
• 00:51 Where can I get an international money order? I need one for a hat I bought on ebay. #

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• 03:44 www.redtube.com/15453 Hahahaha... Bird in sneakers. Oh well I am still wacking it. #
• 04:12 Nice try dude woman... tinyurl.com/5cu4np #
• 04:20 Not sure how I feel about this... tinyurl.com/6k239r #
• 04:31 Oh what to think of this: tinyurl.com/6daesb #
• 04:46 This makes me giggle: tinyurl.com/5kks5l #
• 05:30 tinyurl.com/6phqq9 Hahaha, this is silly as hell. #
• 05:33 Someone bring me a beer. A dark beer. #
• 06:17 I'm off to see the wizard! (Or go to the bar, WHATEV.) #
• 21:55 Crying and vomiting... If I don't remember it, did it happen? #
• 22:01 Jessica is ill today, please pray for her. #

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• 22:39 I am sitting here naked watching the disney channel and stuffing my face with cookies... I just woke up. That's hot! #
• 22:41 @diamondjames Did you use permanant or semi-perm? #
• 22:51 I have a crush on this really preppy bartender that has a crush on me. This is really weird for me, just so you know. #
• 22:59 @penpusher The crush and the preppy mainly. #
• 23:01 @what_sadie_sang Eh, don't worry. I'm over it most of the time. Sometimes the resentment just pops up and smacks me in the face. #
• 23:02 @darkradiance Hehe, I'll consider it. #
• 23:18 This is sooooo weird... images.honesty.com/imagedata/h/051/09/30510901.jpg #
• 23:21 Remember the show 15 on Nickelodeon? Or Welcome Freshmen? #
• 00:15 Even my fat jeans are squeezing at my chubby booty meat cheeks:( #
• 00:33 I am this swollen from drinking so much lately, or what? #
• 00:37 I'm dating HER now. tinyurl.com/3gdv8u Thx. So take your fat juicy hot dick and shove it! (up my ass.) #
• 02:49 I am sitting here watching dance videos and this one is AMAZING... tinyurl.com/55xp4s #
• 03:07 Thirteen is a super great song: tinyurl.com/6hmpby #

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• 04:11 OMFG We got our fucking country back! OBAMA FO YO MOMMA! #
• 04:25 @BellaVendetta66 Dude congrats on the wedding. Maybe you can think of Obama winning as the greatest gift of all? #
• 05:08 @dtopper22 Then come celebrate with me! YES WE CAN! tinyurl.com/2guv8r #
• 05:11 tinyurl.com/5s6eqk Bwahahahahaha! #
• 09:12 Just a reminder to everyone: We got ourselves a PRESIDENT OBAMA! #
• 09:38 @dtopper22 I see that you are up and on Myspace. Ha! What all do you have to get done? #
• 10:19 @dtopper22 Are you happy about our new President? I am! We should have an art day again soon. #
• 10:42 www.rent-a-dildo.com/ WTF. #
• 21:07 @darkradiance What sites? The one about the rental sex toys? #
• 21:10 Ha! Obama is cute as hell... tinyurl.com/62xnw4 #
• 22:35 I just masturbated 3 times in a row. It woke me up to say the least. #
• 22:51 Hahahaha at the new high fructose corn syrup commercial! (It's the white man's poison.) #
• 22:53 Does anyone know how to find out about the history of the house I live in? #
• 23:03 Center Stage is on! This movie makes me cry, scream and regret. #
• 23:11 @dtopper22 I'm jealous :( I am gonna ask my doc about going on Welbutrin for ADD and Depression. Can I take that w/ adderal? #
• 23:19 Ha! There is a Center Stage (made for tv) sequel coming on Oxygen later on tonight! Fun! (They should have casted me in the lead.) #
• 00:46 @kentuckyprophet Send that song to my email please: moxietarte@gmail.com #
• 00:47 I might be a dumby for selling out my dreams of being a dancer for a girl who never loved me the way I loved her. I might resent her. #
• 01:52 I hate gmail chat. It's so disturbing when the little chat window pops up and interupts me answering emails. #
• 02:55 This main dancer in the sequel to Center Stage reminds me of my dancer friend Jessica Overstreet from back in the day. Very athletic. #

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• 19:14 I have such a fucking painful hangover and it looks like I smashed some pumpkins in a drunken rage last night. #
• 00:36 OBAMA FTW!!!!!! #
• 02:30 Drinking a beer waiting for my orange chicken to get here and watching the election on tv and my friend's online show: www.talkshow247.com #
• 02:37 By the way I am on my own free live show here: www.justin.tv/clubmix1996 I am just sitting watching www.talkshow247.com though? #

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• 04:05 tinyurl.com/2w3tfu/10/31/0439245 This is why I couldn't get on justin.tv for like forever. #
• 06:07 Sweety is stealing my cheesecake! #
• 06:08 @diamondjames Is it on youtube? The video blog? #
• 06:09 @furrygirl I wish I lived near! I would take a few sheets off of your hands! #
• 06:41 Your cat isn't as funny and fluffy as my little Tink Tink. And she loves me bestest. X-Mas commercials in early Nov = LAME. #
• 21:05 I love the show Making The Team, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. I wish I was that effing in shape! #
• 23:57 I just walked all over town to meet someone when it was the wrong time because my clocks were not set right. When I realized this... #
• 23:57 I decided to go to the coffeeshop until time to go back and meet them, and I walked all the way there to find they are no longer open on... #
• 23:58 Mondays. So sorry to who I was supposed to meet, but I have no way of getting ahold of you and I'll be damned if I am going to take my... #
• 23:59 Sweaty ass back out on another wild goose chase tonight. Fuckit. Sweat is all over me. I hate sweat. I am winded. Eat by yourself. #
• 00:04 What the fuck is up with submissives/slaves thinking I fucking owe them something? #
• 00:14 Bah! He convinced me to go back out to meet him again. I am gonna leave in a second and yes I am downing a beer first. #
• 00:16 P.S. I will be doing camshows again on a regular basis so if you would like to book a show in advance email me: undressjess@gmail.com #

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• 04:01 If my computer is blocking me from getting on certain sites, what could be the cause of that? #
• 08:48 Leslie is tired and I want her to stay awake. #
• 09:29 Leslie is sleeping and I might fall asleep soon too. There is a 12 back of blue moon outside trying to stay cold. #
• 09:46 I wish I had a nice loving lover boy to have sex with this evening. I miss love. #
• 13:19 @amberlily What are some of the ways you market your sites? I am always curious of how others do it. I need more hits and memberships! #
• 02:05 I'm watching mean girls. I have never actually seen this. Looks like it might be fun. #
• 02:17 I'm the kind of girl that considers how she can get your husband to leave you for me, just for fun. #

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• 09:19 No one wants her all the time. #
• 10:52 What a let down for Halloween. I miss the old days. #
• 12:25 Merry Hallows Day to all and to all a good night! #
• 23:33 No party... I never cleaned my house for it. I lose. #
• 00:00 @furrygirl So why would an enema nee to be flavored? That scares me slightly. #