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• 03:35 Please add my Burlesque troupe's new myspace profile to your friends list on myspace! www.myspace.com/dropdeaddarlings #
• 06:50 I have no fucking clue what I am doing tomorrow night. If anyone knows of anything good going on please tell me. #
• 06:52 I just wasted a bunch of time pimping a site preview video that just got deleted where I uploaded it. I am taking my meds and going to bed. #
• 07:24 This new year is going to be flipping amazing. I already know! Night boys and girls! #
• 22:37 Why am I always in a good mood and you try to bring me down? You are toxic to me. #
• 00:39 Heating up the sake... about to just in the shower. #
• 00:48 I am just going to randomly post resolutions as I think of them while I get ready... My first is that I am going to travel more in '09. #
• 00:48 I will eat less processed junk foods and dark meats and more veggies and fish. Sushi! #
• 00:49 I will have my car fixed, licensed and insured by my birthday which is Feb. 17th of '09. #
• 00:51 I am going to designate one day out of the week to clean my house from top to bottom and I will stick with this so I stay sane and healthy. #
• 00:52 I will make more time for friends that are worth a damn and spend less time with those that bring me down. #
• 00:53 I will do my damnedest to promote the good in people around me and talk less shit behind people's backs. #
• 00:54 I will stick to completing my weekly business assignments that I have created for myself so I have less issues with money. #
• 00:56 I will take advantage of performance opportunities and work to create new ones so I can be happy like I was when I danced on a regular basis #
• 00:58 @tastytrixie Ha! That's so silly! I cant wait until I have my affiliate program built in the newyear I think it will be great for business! #
• 00:59 I will love myself by myself as long as I live. I don't need anyone in a romantic sense to be happy. #
• 01:00 I will educate myself better on politics in general and become more active in standing up for sex worker's rights. #
• 01:01 I will start a checking account and become responsible for myself financially. This means saving all reciepts and filing my taxes! #
• 01:05 I will figure out a system of camming that works. Perhaps camming all day one day/week? Camming all week one week/month? #
• 01:06 I will write more privately and I will post at least one long hardy blog entry a week on my blogs all over the internet. #
• 01:08 I will do yoga 3-5 times a week. Preferably 5, but I am cutting myself a little slack here because I know how I am. #
• 01:42 I will do weekly shows on CamWhores in '09. The members there have helped me with so much this year and I need to give back! #
• 01:44 Ok I am really getting into the shower now. I am already feeling this Sake and it's awesome. #
• 02:24 I will make more business alliances. Like doing sex toy reviews for free toys and link trades! Want to trade links or something else? #
• 02:29 I will consolidate my debt start paying on it and raise my horrible credit score. #
• 02:32 Ok I might be slightly talking out of my ass on that last one but seriously I want to start on it before June at LEAST. #
• 03:15 JUst did my first show for CW for the year. Well I am counting it for the new year damnit. I feel good and now to find some getup 4tonight #
• 03:19 What should I wear for tonight? I want to be sure and wear something awesome to bring in this awesome new fucking year! #

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• 03:59 Time for my members show. Should I wear this elf outfit that got here late? Ha it might be funny? #
• 01:47 I am about to do my Tuesday night members show. Putting on my mascara and about to brush my teef... #

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• 03:32 I am listening to old school Hole and loving it. I have a 30 year old bottle of Sake that seems to be calling my name... #
• 03:49 OK now I am dorking out to some Ani DeFranco and trying to save the special Sake for new years... #
• 07:53 I took my seroquel and soon it will make me passout so goodnight. Will anyone be in Vegas from the 10th to the 15th? Cause I will!!!! #
• 23:01 tinyurl.com/85bscx Hahahahahahahahaaha! #
• 23:32 Man I really need some glasses cause sometimes I just can't see the computer screen at all. #
• 00:56 COOL. I just got my elf costume in the mail like how many days after Christmas? #
• 02:57 Yay! I reached the goal to get my design work started! The new site should be up and smoking by my birthday in Feb! #

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• 02:03 I just want to brag that business on the site is really picking up lately and my hard work seems to be really actually paying off! #
• 02:04 I do however need to change the Sunday show to be something more in the evening most likely after burlesque practice. #
• 02:11 I only need $79 more dollars to make my $600 goal to get the new tour and affiliate program built for the site! tinyurl.com/86r8pm #
• 02:51 @AlexaRPD Thanks doll! I sometimes need some push from my buddies to stay on task. #

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• 04:37 FUCK PICASO!!!!! #
• 04:57 I flipping love Janis Joplin. Sometimes I forget about that! #
• 11:17 I am the female version of Thom Yorke mixed with Jackson Pollock. Yes I am so full of myself that it's comfortable to say that. #
• 18:57 It is eerily warm outside. #
• 03:01 Please post Christmas Santa send me 2gigs of ram so my cams don;t keep crashing my HP? #

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• 05:17 I have eaten twice my weight in holiday goodies today. #

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• 03:35 My site has been kicking ass and taking names! That's a good feeling. I hope I reach the designer fee goal soon! #
• 04:07 I have been getting so tired early lately. Bah! And I wanted to go out, but at this rate I will be passed out sooner than later. #
• 04:49 If I were your girlfriend... would you pick me up and bring me back to the bar to have fun with everyone else? #
• 04:51 I just realized I will not get my elf costume until after Christmas:( Oh well I'm still making a late video up in that thing! #
• 23:27 I love when people try to insult me by calling me an attention whore or a camwhore... Um yeah dude, I know I am and YOU are paying for it:) #
• 23:41 I am having a site makeover "telethon": www.justin.tv/clubmix1996 #
• 01:01 Christmas/Bah Humbug undressjess.com show is now in effect! Don't miss out holmes! #

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• 03:59 My monday night members show is starting now at www.undressjess.com! Don't miss it! #
• 05:35 I took my evening dose of seroquel since I just want to be able to get up and go figure everything out with prescription assistance tomorrow #
• 14:27 Does anyone know the standard rates of sending money via western union? Is it more to send out of the country? (No I am not being scammed) #
• 16:15 Yay! I have the new little embed thingy on my site so everyone can enjoy tonight's cam show at 8pm central! Whoot! #
• 19:46 Someone make me an undressjess.com banner size 468x80. PLZ!? #
• 22:02 Banner issue has now been addressed:) Please go back to your regularly scheduled programing! #
• 00:23 Doing shows 7DAYS/WEEK now on www.undressjess.com so go check out my "live show" page because I gussied it up and made it tight as hell! #
• 01:52 Spy cams are back up and the show is about to begin, holmes! #

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• 03:22 I made a chipin for the design for my new website! tinyurl.com/6uyfqz This will help me make more $!!! #
• 03:57 The neighbors downstairs are having some hot sex man! #
• 23:39 I hate when people take livejournal as seriously as the bible or other holy books. Um get a fucking life and quit hounding me about mine! #
• 02:21 I really really really miss Leslie:( #
• 02:23 I am listening to Jewel. Wo is me! #
• 02:24 Who runs spy cams and does it from one computer and can offer advice on running um 8 at one time? #
• 02:50 They make it waaaay to fucking hard to tag friends on myspace if you have over like 100 people on your list! #
• 03:01 Almost to half of my goal! Take advantage of this deal while it lasts! tinyurl.com/6uyfqz #

Help me make more money by contributing to the website renewal fund! Oh and buy me Christamas gifts!

I am going to have a new tour built in the design of a COMIC BOOK! That's right!

I had been working on the design myself and I am happy that I at least made an effort because through doing so I learned so much about design and such.



But... I ran across this site that advertises webdesign and LOVED all of the samples of worked they showed. They really looked like the could create the look and feel I was going for so I emailed them.

Come to find out the girl was a former cam girl herself that through messing around on her site (like me) had learned the ins and outs of webdesign!



The $600 will pay for her to design a new logo, 3 page tour, header for the members area and a basic affiliate program with some gallery templates so I can finally have affiliate content to promote!

Having a complete affiliate program will really boost my sales and get more people to sign up for it!

This is very important I get this done being that it's the new year so I am offering the same kind of incentive to help with this as I did for the fundraiser to buy my domain from my old webmaster which will be as follows:

Donations of up to $20 will receive a months access to my site.

Contributions of $21-60 will receive a big 6 month pass!

Contributions of $61-150 will get a whole year pass!

And finally $151-up to the full amount will receive a lifetime pass!



www.undressjess.com

These are really good deals as my site usually costs about 25 bucks per month to be apart of and hosts some really cool stuff like 8 spy cams, weekly video and photo updates as well as a member show takes place nearly EVERY DAY.

You can also get access to some hot photos of my friends and view countless amounts of cam shows and 8 spy cams of the different networks I am on 24/7... Just in case you get tired of watching me!



If you have another type of arrangement you would like to make on the deal please let me know!

You can also make donations to epassporte if you prefer!

It’s also that time of the season where I am excepting gifts!

This is the list for the sexy things I want:


Burlesque supplies for performing with my new troupe!


Art Supplies:


General list:


All other lists can be found to the left hand side of any on any of the list pages above. For gifts I will offer either site passes or maybe some custom photos or videos showing/using the items you sent? Also I will make you a thank you video personally thanking you for the item if you chose to do that!

Thanks!

Jess

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• 05:13 @FrostNetwork Grrr! That's really expensive! #
• 05:19 I have no friends like in the real world. No one calls back or wants to hang out. It is impossible to make plans... #
• 05:23 I am brewing some chocolate infused yerbamate to lift my spirits. Wish me luck on that! #
• 05:59 @JoannaAngel There are comfortable heels? Haha! No but seriously most of the like stripper shoes I buy have big soft foot pads. #
• 06:06 You know what drives me nuts? I change my look so often that people never believe my photos are actually of me. #
• 06:13 Man I am alone and lonely on jtv. Come watch me be awesome and look bored... www.justin.tv/clubmix1996 #
• 23:35 Just finished a site show and now that burlesque practice was cancelled I'm just chillin like a villain :) #
• 23:37 Hahahahahaha! Someone just asked me on yahoo if I have any cam show recession specials. #
• 00:40 My mom just compared my passion for making my artistic smut stuff to Jenna Jamesons passion for making porn. It was flattering. #
• 03:06 This is a wishlist I am about to send out can you see the link? tinyurl.com/8h7yfg #
• 03:07 @FrostNetwork How many sites do you run and how many of them use spy cams? #

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• 03:08 basically I just can't get over the fact that I gained almost twenty lbs and now I am going to probably gain more:( #
• 07:45 Well I guess my shower cam situation isn't about camera drivers but instead it's actually that I need more ran to be able to power that one. #
• 23:04 I haven't figured out the embed for the site for you guys to be able to see my show tonight but still check out the spy cams and watch@ 7CST #
• 23:31 @FrostNetwork Awesome! How much do these cams run and are they very clear? #

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• 04:08 I raised the money to save the site! Whammy! #
• 04:30 @andysandimas Thanks! I am so fucking on edge now. I haven't gotten him to reopen it yet and it will be a min before he get the check. #
• 04:31 @andysandimas ..BUT I am very happy that the ball is running in the right direction. The site will be back open to accept new members soon! #
• 04:34 Does anyone know if they make polyurethane condoms in magnums? #
• 05:42 @aliswell EWWWW! I don't want latex but I do not want an animals skin up my twat either. Gah! #
• 12:16 None of our secrets are physical now! -The Past is a Grotesque Animal #
• 18:15 Someone stole $40 out of my wallet last night and I am pretty sure I know who it is. Peaople really really suck. #
• 22:11 WTF this new doc changed all my meds and gave me all of these FAT medicines. I have already gained 15lbs being off of my regular meds... #
• 22:16 And all of the meds he gave me CAUSE weight gain thus I guess I will just get fucking fatter. Thank you LIFE. #
• 23:16 My mom sends me the dumbest christmas gifts... Measuring spoons? WHAT? #
• 23:18 Moms also sent rice milk and a totally plain coffee mug along with a self help book that will be going back to the bookstore. #
• 01:16 Doing my Friday night members show now! Whoooot nekked! #
• 03:05 Oh so YUM! tinyurl.com/642wgn #
• 03:07 Does anyone have any suggestiong about taking seroquel and fighting the weight gain? Or are all medicated manic depressives just chubby? #
• 03:08 basically I just can't get over the fact that I gained almost twenty lbs and now I am going to probably gain more:( #

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• 03:48 I just bought condoms for the first time in YEARS... I so want to open them up and blow one up. These are polyurethane though. #
• 04:14 Well that phone call made me feel GREAT. Jay you are a jackass. #
• 05:33 Wow! An undereye treatment that I bought actually worked on my dark circles. My faith in walgreens beauty products has been renewed! #
• 07:02 @shugahshane It's a make-up and treatment in one so I doubt you would be interested. #
• 00:44 Well the owner of my domain is finally shutting my site down unless I give him $500 that I don't have to take over ownership of the domain. #
• 01:28 @warcorp Well there is nothing I can do and there is no way of getting $500 dollars to save it. So I will be losing all of my business. #
• 02:41 Please help me gain the $500 I need to SAVE MY SITE! clubmix1996.chipin.com/mypages/view/id/d9eb341548a5341c #

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• 03:42 I don't know but sometimes... I hate people. At least I have my appetite back. #
• 03:46 I really REALLY need to find some audio clips of people talking dirty or having sex in an Asian (pref. Japanese) Language. Help? #
• 05:07 Holy crap! I just realized I scheduled a show at the totally wrong date and I have a responsibility to do my fist show on a network tonight! #
• 05:19 Epic fail was avoided. Thanks Janessa! You rule! #
• 16:03 Making plans and getting shit done... Is the name of todays game! #
• 16:15 @TheFullMonty Do these site have audio clips? Or do you know how to get audio clips off of them for like free? #
• 22:38 I'm hungry but my fat ass can't fit into any of my regular pants. That means I will be doing yoga tonight whether I like it or not. #

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• 03:35 Damnit I need to go set up for my members show that starts in like a half hour and my stomach is having some sort of weird attack! #
• 10:33 My stomach is still going berserk. I am drinking a cleansing tea and about to settle into some television. Tomorrow I start my fundraisor. #
• 18:12 My stomach just woke me up screaming. I think I am dying of malaria. #
• 18:17 @penpusher When do you want to do it? My fund thingy is to redesign my site. It's gonna be hot as hell. #
• 18:56 To whom it may concern; I'm still pissed at you... I'm just getting over it. #
• 19:00 You can tell when you are sick when all the color has left your face, even your lips. KILL. ME. #
• 19:02 @what_sadie_sang Well don't even think about trying to get some cause the Chupacabra will snatch it up when you turn your back. #
• 19:08 What in the holy fuck... www.kmbc.com/video/17768384/index.HTML Seriously people, WHAT!? #
• 20:44 Starting tomorrow my site will feature not only my 247 spy cams but also 5 hour long members shows and very soon they will be 7 days a week! #
• 23:20 I eat microwaved string cheese. YUM. #
• 23:32 @the_evil_monkey The kmbc link works fine for me? #

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• 18:46 People that want to make money on their art are big losers. They remind me of Morrissey but usually aren't as talented. #
• 18:47 @BellaVendetta66 That is super dee duper HOT. #
• 19:04 I have an addiction to chewing my lip. #
• 20:05 @stickam Can this api be used with adult websites? #
• 20:13 I am so desperate I am drinking tap water. I am going to fucking vomit. #
• 20:57 I actually put hair grease on my lips to stop me from biting them. It tastes gross and it's working out well for me. #
• 21:06 @kentuckyprophet Email received and replied! #
• 21:06 @MadisonMitchell OMGz I want a macbook. I am jealous. #
• 22:41 I am probably going to be at that avn thing next month. Who else is going? Want to chill? #
• 22:45 @godsgirls Um, this new design is flipping amazing. I WANT A NEW SITE DESIGN! I is full of jealousy. #
• 22:56 This may just be the hottest girl I have ever seen... tinyurl.com/593b7s #
• 23:00 @meowmistidawn I drunkenly caught an episode of dexter the other day. Um that guy is def a lot diff in that show as compared to 6feet under. #
• 23:01 I love my slightly chipped and crooked teeth. I love love love the way they are. But I still want old fashioned braces, just because. #
• 23:26 Hot photo of me: img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/Clubmix1996/cat.jpg This is out of a set I shot for GG. #
• 23:41 @speakerwiggin Well those are braids not dreads, but I did have real dreads for two years once upon a time. #
• 02:12 This guy won't stop emailing me and begging me to call him, soooo call him and make him feel like shit for me: 416 516-2700 David James #
• 02:52 I think there is something majorly wrong with my stomach:( I am belching up some really foul smelling stuff! #

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• 05:21 I have secret party favors... #
• 05:47 gimme gimme gimme. gimme some more! 1! 2! 3! 4! #
• 11:29 Oh Coloradas of my childhood... where art thou? #
• 11:30 When they leave the scent comes back. It's driving me to an early grave. #
• 12:19 From my heart to yours... tinyurl.com/5m4e59 #
• 18:16 My brain feels swollen. Chi machine and adderal time. Then I need to get some shit done for the burlesque troupe promotions. #
• 21:35 How much would it cost to have some design a pay site like mine? On average? Like warning pg, 3pg tour, and say a 5pg basic members area? #

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• 03:48 @andysandimas Hmm. Well I was contacted about working for them but I am a little reluctant as that's not an image I would like to project. #
• 03:53 Should I go out or stay in to get a few things done? #
• 04:49 WHY CAN I NEVER FIND A PEN WHEN I HAVE AN IDEAA!? #
• 05:24 Yay! New datebook, laptop decal for the new one, and shower cam replacement coming! Thanks bruce! #
• 05:32 Do macbook airs have built in laptops? #
• 06:23 Did I really just ask if macbooks have built in laptops? UMMMMMMM. I meant webcams... #
• 06:29 Does anyone know anything about running spy cams on rude and housecamz at the same time? I want to talk to someone about this. #
• 06:31 I hate people that demand LJ cuts. #
• 06:56 @andysandimas Ok I did it. I am clubmix1996 on there as well. How long have you had lj? #
• 07:15 According to militant lj-cut girl, I am a dumb slut because I use my above average looks to make money and because I don't use lj-cuts. #
• 07:20 @speakerwiggin what? why did who do what? oh you mean lj girl. she's bitching to me in some community. #
• 07:59 @andysandimas Dang you have been there longer than me. I started in '02 i think but I also deleted my very first journal. #
• 08:01 Should I go have a night cap? I need some real human interaction in the flesh. #
• 10:38 @JoannaAngel Awe! I have small boobs and this makes me jealous. However my boobs still break a many of heart:) #
• 10:39 I had a night cap with my Brother. It was festive and there were lots of sexy boys there with CHOPS. SWOON!!!!!! #
• 16:05 Up for a sec snarfing yummy pudding goodness. Twits are posting to lj again, thankfully! clubmix1996.livejournal.com/ #
• 17:28 I want to make a new vlog answering questions that you may have for me. Email me your questions! Anything goes! UndressJess@gmail.com #
• 17:59 I would love you loooong time if you would buy me the shoes on this list for my burlesque performances! www.amazon.com/gp/registr ... #
• 18:33 I am going to sing this at karaoke next time I go... tinyurl.com/37safo #
• 19:02 How much is that portable wireless internet thingy you can stick into your laptop. Will it work with this: tinyurl.com/6foouc #
• 19:15 Bettie Page passed away :( tinyurl.com/6ywc5n #
• 19:27 @JoannaAngel Your parents knew you did porny stuff right? Maybe they can do a return to sender and pretend they don't know you? #
• 19:36 @JoannaAngel Yeah i figure if they act like they don't know you then the person won't think they are your parents and won't kill them. #
• 19:37 @JoannaAngel But if you mail it back to have them do that then make sure you erase everything you said on here about seeing it. #
• 21:12 Ok. More ADD meds, a 15 min go round on the chi machine, possibly a snack and THEN I will get to work. #
• 22:55 I really love doing make-up. Painting my face calms me and feels like I am expressing how i feel. Cheesy. I know. #
• 23:01 I am working on the computer with my free spy cam on. Come see the boring life of Jessica! www.justin.tv/clubmix1996 #
• 00:09 Well I was going to get some stuff done but now my feelings are hurt and I am depressed now. I'm going to lay down:( #
• 00:10 I wanna move back home to Seattle. I'm broken here. Well sometimes. #
• 01:00 I LOVVVVE making lists. It's super fun. #
• 02:27 Does anyone know how to get like a track of people talking dirty in japanese? #

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• 10:03 I think every day is gonna be my last... #
• 21:21 Gah! My eyes are all gunky and I can't see out of them! #
• 21:50 My face is still drunk from last night. #
• 02:11 Gah! I feel so freaking swollen just like a big fat grub worm! #
• 02:23 What are your opinions of Bang Bros? Would you work with them personally? #
• 02:24 @Joodie I am trying to go to your room on Justin, but I need a code to get in? Would you allow me this code? #
• 02:51 @andysandimas In what I have seen of them it seems they treat the girls like they are unintelligent and being taken advantage of. #
• 02:52 @andysandimas What do you think of them? Did you feel you were treated that way or represented in that way? #

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• 03:13 @victoriaaaa Ha! How are you going about that? #
• 04:13 Haha! I just found and requested to join a teen power group on face book... How much you wanna bet they will deny my request? #
• 09:51 So I am doing this karaoke contest tomorrow, what song should I do? #
• 11:17 All 8 spy cams are up on the site now. I found out that one is totally fucked though so I need a replacement. Anyone wanna help out? #
• 11:43 Ok now there is a mysterious cam that keeps crashing my whole computer... I think the busted asshole cam is the culprit! #
• 11:59 WHY ARE MULTIPLE SPY CAMS SO STUPID AND WHY DO THEY CRASH MY LIFE!? #
• 13:01 I have to be in court in two fucking hours for that stupid eviction that I got at my last place... Lucky ducky me! #
• 13:09 @leatherdonut It's usually not a problem. I have high powered crazy machines. #
• 18:27 I just had a much needed cathartic conversation with someone who really cares about me and lent a quiet ear to my ails. #
• 18:32 I got my ass handed to me in court. I am making a list of why I hate my life to yell at/share with my therapist later today. #
• 22:51 @draven Huh? If you lost 3-4 lbs how can you be talking about your big hips? Are you talking about the hip bones? #
• 23:02 Why am I addicted to iCarly? I freaking love this show. #
• 23:11 Ok I got 7 cams working. The one not working is the shower cam. I think it's because I have two of the same type and brand of webcam. #
• 23:23 Help me by getting me a type of cam I don't have so the drivers won't cancel each other out... tinyurl.com/4c9wya Plzzzzzz!? #
• 23:34 Uh, does anyone know my dirty secret? I collect cabbage patch kids:) #
• 23:42 @andysandimas I got a metal lunch box of my cousins from the 80's, a ton-a dolls from all periods in time and I want a 25 anniversary 1 NOW! #
• 23:46 "All we ever see of stars are their old photographs."-Dr. Manhattan #
• 23:55 Hahaha! They are tricking people into dressing like Jedis with this sleeved blanket thing. People are sooooooooooo dumb. For realz. #
• 23:56 @andysandimas Nope but is that the one that eats the thing off the spoon? I love Crimp n' Kurl Kid the best. Her name is "Bonita". #
• 00:07 @andysandimas yeah crimpy mccrimper girl's hair stopped crimping and curling after awhile. And now that I remember the hair was oily. #
• 00:09 I am picking my nose on my website's spy cams. HOW SEXY! (Also I am digging in my ear and chewing my lip!) #
• 00:13 What song should I sing tonight for the karaoke contest tonight? I want to do something burlesqueee and like drop a bra strap or something. #
• 01:54 @draven I always wish I had that problem but instead my thigh meat takes care of cushioning my bones, but I find it super sexy on others:) #
• 02:01 Hey, look what the cat dragged in! eonmckai.com/OMDK/omdk.html :D #

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• 04:51 Ha one of the girl contestants on a Shot at Love is from Tacoma. Ha! Oh that wonderful Tacoma Aroma... I miss thee! #
• 05:41 Omg! I want to married in something like this... tinyurl.com/4rzsxo #
• 05:42 @tastytrixie Oooh! What are folders of inspiration???!? I want some! #
• 06:54 I totally regret what I have done. #
• 06:55 @tastytrixie Yeah I am usually there for a few weeks a year as well but haven't been able to afford it lately. I went to Cornish for dance. #
• 19:41 OMG! I want a Baby Alive for christmas. I am putting one on my amazon wishlist right now... #
• 20:17 @dtopper22 Awe! I can't wait to see you again soon and snuggle you! #
• 20:21 @cybersanta Thanks CYBER Santa! You are the bestest! #
• 22:14 I'm watching the Disneys Hercules. Why they no make me epic cartoon movie no more? #
• 23:34 @cybersanta Can you give me a real Baby Alive now? Here's my wishlist: www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/KFFVFHVIYSG8 #
• 23:35 @andysandimas OMGz! I have a nekked picture of you on my wall! It's tiny though:( Do you know if you have any bigger posters? #
• 23:36 @enterbelladonna You are sortof kindof on my list of heroes. Ok, you totally are. I hope one day to meet your pretty little face. #
• 23:43 @andysandimas No it's a poster with people from that movie I declined being in. Your's is small and on the lower right side. #
• 23:45 @andysandimas I drew mustarches on the other "players". grrrr! heheheehe, I'm so bad:D #
• 23:48 My butt itches. Someone snuggle my new fangled chubbyness. I'll jiggle my blubber on you while I giggle! #
• 23:52 I am crying at a disney movie. Man I need my medication... #
• 00:03 @andysandimas Rolemodeling. I was the redhead from indiana that "didn't show up". However that was not the entire story of course. #
• 00:05 @andysandimas All that she wants! I get that other song stuck in my head sometimes too... But I have no idea what they are saying in it. #
• 00:32 @andysandimas Yep that is me:) Undress to da Jizz-ess. Weeee! #
• 01:05 Everyone can expect my cams to be back up at the end of this week along with two new ones! This will now make 8 spycams in total! #
• 01:18 I'm feeling better... YAY! That means good things are coming soooooooon!!! :D #
• 01:27 Is there any planner/organizer software that I could download for my new laptop? Ppreferably free... #
• 02:48 Just a reminder to weirdos... I will delete you from my facebook for being creepy! #

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• 03:25 I have eaten an insane amount of pancakes today. Pancakes, tacos AND tuna. And I am about to have one more taco! #
• 04:10 Someone deliver this to me... tinyurl.com/6pfgbu #
• 05:55 Hahahaha! I love Owen Wilson and his new movie reminds me of my dog Jebediah. Robert Jebediah Freeman to be exact. #
• 05:57 Hahaha! I also love the Ikea woman from the commercials. #
• 06:37 @BellaVendetta66 Man I want to go to the AVN awards! #
• 06:38 @vegansuperhero I doubt you have even really seen it... #
• 07:25 A girl that used to be fat will do a lot more than a girl who never was. tinyurl.com/5oh3rb #
• 08:01 Going to bed. Remember, bring me this tomorrow: tinyurl.com/6pfgbu #
• 14:15 I am just up for a second because I had to pee, but now I am REALLY up. Should I have a cup of yogurt? #
• 20:33 My new laptop is here and her name is Patricia!!!!!! I go play with her now. #
• 21:11 So far I am really disappointed at how thick my new laptop is. My other 15 inch is WAY thinner and OLDER. What gives? #
• 21:12 The good news is that that sammich I have been drooling over is on it's way! Whoot! #
• 21:19 OH DAMNIT. The fucking screen on my new laptop doesn't work in the least. I got it to work once then it flickered back out again. #
• 21:31 Is there anyway to repair the connection between the screen and the laptop? Without returning this machine? #
• 21:34 Wait the computer seems to be working fine now. I am worried though... #
• 21:42 Uninstalling crappy toshiba installed software and trying to feel good about the laptop working perfectly now... Waiting for sammich! #
• 21:48 This sammich is so good it's retarded! #
• 22:05 I love it when girls I dislike start getting wrinkles or fat prematurely. Hahahaha! I'm so bad! #
• 22:44 Robert Palmer was so hot. Oh please stick it in you dirty dirty 80's business man! #
• 22:47 Lional Richie isn't all that bad looking these days either. That comes as a surprise to me. #
• 00:22 I learned all my fancy dance moves watching this as a baby: tinyurl.com/42q4gw #
• 01:17 I need to get off of my lazy ass and shower. All I want though is to take a forbidden BATH. #
• 01:29 OMG it's so retardedly hot in here I am sweating balls. I hate that the control to the heat is in my neighbors apartment! #
• 01:32 I missed my soul mate... David Burne:( #
• 02:59 I HATE the design of yoplait cups! I can't get the yummy remnants of the YUM! I'm taking a shower after this even though I hate showers. #

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• 03:09 tinyurl.com/6cjzn9 This is my jam. #
• 21:55 @adorableaudrey I have also seen an increase in credit card denials. It makes me worry as well. #
• 21:58 I have very weird cramps that feel like my ovaries have turned to stones and they are grinding together. I have a bad bad feeling. #
• 22:10 How is it that everyone I know personally are getting so damn full of themselves? It's pretty fucking annoying. #
• 22:21 This is you when you were 12... tinyurl.com/2ctsa8 or maybe it was me. The snaps are not in TIME!!! #
• 02:57 Most asses are ugly. I know because I have a weird and ugly ass. #

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• 23:20 Immense pain. Subway please. #
• 00:31 tinyurl.com/5t8hgc Jizz in my pants! #
• 01:13 FagodsakesJOEY! tinyurl.com/3ldhsn #
• 01:26 They discontinued my seafood sub at Subway!!!!! #
• 01:41 Please call and harrass this guy... Call him at : 416 516-2700 David James (Call Anytime) #
• 03:09 tinyurl.com/6cjzn9 This is my jam. #

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• 04:10 Hahahahha! OMG tinyurl.com/584onn Tina Landon is in this. 10 points if you know why she's my hero. #
• 04:14 I'm gonna bring back the 90s... Now where is my brown lip liner? #
• 04:17 When I was like 9 I dreamed of losing my virginity to this... tinyurl.com/3p7wzc Or maybe it was my first kiss? #
• 04:28 This was the sex! tinyurl.com/yoagoe I am gonna go get 90s-ed out and go dance now. #

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• 04:31 Alrighty... I need to shower and then hose down my bitch gash and get ready to go to sleep since I have to get up so early tomorrow:( #
• 21:02 Does anyone ever remember being in primary school and seeing a teacher totally abuse and destroy a fellow student in front of everyone? #
• 21:06 @victoriaaaa I was just remembering this one teacher made my very shy friend get up and read in front of everyone and kept yelling LOUDER! #
• 21:07 @tastytrixie I was kindof wondering if you had a potty cam. I thought it was illegal? But I bet lots of people would be into it, totally. #
• 21:09 @violetblue How'd you learn the steps to "Single Ladies"!? I love that video, man! #
• 21:10 @victoriaaaa Yeah I think the whole class was shocked, she made her do it bc when she was reading it wasn't very loud. #
• 21:11 @victoriaaaa The girl bursted in tear and collapsed to the groud. The teacher just yelled at her to sit down in her chair. #
• 21:13 @tastytrixie Cool! I'd be embarrassed though because I make funny poo faces. #
• 02:09 Bettie Page had a heart attack tonight! She is not doing very well :( #
• 02:21 MOOOOOOOOOR GAAAAAAAY! tinyurl.com/5dd35w #
• 03:01 @victoriaaaa Hahhahahahahaha@Klonopin making your life possible. I'm keen on that! #

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• 21:17 @furrygirl I can't believe they haven't made a Married with Children porn YET! #
• 21:21 Haha! Animitronic Dinosaur sex! www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/876586707.html (Stolen from Marc.) #
• 21:30 @marchorowitz Hahahaha omg he got his head attacked... #
• 21:57 Let's go get a 5 dollar footloooooong! ...at Subway! #
• 23:25 I have one on my head! www.angelfire.com/apes/diana/monkey.html #
• 23:29 OMG! I am dying here... www.myspace.com/randyconstanpeterpan #
• 00:24 I just spent about two hours on this page. I want one... www.origamiboulder.com/ #
• 04:31 Alrighty... I need to shower and then hose down my bitch gash and get ready to go to sleep since I have to get up so early tomorrow:( #