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• 04:50 My tryout was kindof crappy, but I did the best I could with the spread I was given... #
• 10:15 Christmas can never come too early! in 179 days on Wednesday Dec 25, 2009 So send me some love. See my wishlist @ bit.ly/ONvD2 #
• 19:16 I am having a sleepy day:) #
• 19:36 Jeb decided to pee on my couch last night... Thanks Jeb! #
• 19:48 My shakinit profile is finally up and live on the models page! Weeee for progress:) minurl.fr/m5a #
• 20:03 Whoot! My unicorn pentacle is here today! I just need some needle nose pliers to get it on my necklace how I want it:( Who has them!?! #
• 22:29 One of cats is a big fat beast that eats up all the cat food so my little cat tries to eat as much as she cat when no one is looking. #
• 22:32 So when she can Tink (the little cat), tries to eat as much as she can when no one is looking but then throws it up. She is Bulimia cat. #
• 22:54 This is the troupe I auditioned for yesterday! twitter.com/TheDDDarlings Everyone follow them! #
• 22:59 I wish I had a photographer friend that would take some pics of me and my dog! #
• 00:39 I uploaded a new downloadable high quality video of me showing off my new kimono thing and shaking my ass on undressjess.com! #
• 01:30 Does clips4sale have a list of all the fetish categories somewhere on it's page? #

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• 04:21 Dang I juts logged into myspace and had right at 100 friend requests. What was that all about? #
• 05:06 I ordered some pizza and I am gonna eat it and watch an episode of the Alfred Hitchcock Hour.*REALLY excited about the burlesque auditions!* #
• 05:10 Does the Wii play dvds? #
• 06:27 Yay! The four hat racks are on thier way! Thanks minion Todd! ;) #
• 06:37 Tomorrow nights members show is going to be at 1am CST & I will probably do my cheap chats the hour before that instead of after like usual! #
• 17:56 So much for that whole, waking up early thing.... #
• 18:55 HALP! I am in uber need of finding the karaoke version of "It's Oh so Quiet" by Bjork for my burlesque audition tonight! Can you find it? #
• 19:56 Will a bluray player run regular dvd's? #
• 19:58 The 1st person that finds me the non-synth karaoke version of Bjork's song "It's Oh So Quiet" gets a week pass to undressjess.com! #
• 21:45 God damnit my phone isn;t working and I need to call for a ride to the auditions. WTF!? #
• 22:33 How do you replace the music on a video you are editing in camtasia? #
• 22:44 Fuck well I may have just worked all day on my audition piece for nothing since my phone refuses to work and I can;t call anyone for a ride. #
• 22:53 Haha! I just IP Relay'd Steve to pick me up for the auditions! #
• 02:42 I am extremely extremely EXTREMELY insecure! #

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• 03:10 I need to walk my dog in a minute here... What should I do tonight? #
• 03:59 I am making an attempt to enjoy this hungry feeling I am having right now, but I am failing miserably. #
• 04:26 I am lonely:( And the video that I just made got all fucked when I saved it in windows movie maker and I had to re-edit it:( #
• 05:01 You can't save a video in HD on windows movie maker can you? FUCK A DUCK. #
• 05:17 New video on my shakinit page w/ my new hair! I shot it in 960x720 HD but windows can only save it in 640x480 :( minurl.fr/m5a #
• 10:15 Christmas can never come too early! in 181 days on Wednesday Dec 25, 2009 So send me some love. See my wishlist @ bit.ly/ONvD2 #
• 21:30 This new hair is getting hella fucked up already. That really fucking pisses me off. #
• 23:50 I'm not wearing a bra right now and I am enjoying it. I am weird. #
• 00:50 Can someone make me a banner to advertise my minurl.fr/m5a page on other sites? A week pass there if you make me a good one! #
• 01:12 I wish Mo would come over :( #
• 02:04 I am doing my Asain themed show now! I do themed members shows every Sat now! undressjess.com :) #

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• 04:09 I have new hair! Yay! So fresh and so clean! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 04:25 My bath helped sooth my gut a little but man earlier I was so sick I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital! #
• 06:07 Just took my 27th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 06:13 I just heard that a girl totally OD'd on from snorting heroin tonight on JTV... WTF!? #
• 06:45 I did nothing today worth a damn really... except I got new hair and a stomach virus. Ahhhh, tomorrow is a new day! Nighty muffin heads!!! #
• 07:04 I REALLY need 4 of these hat racks! Buy 1 and get a month pass to undressjess.com, buy all 4 and get a 6 month pass! minurl.fr/o1u #
• 07:33 God damnit@! I just masturbated myself wide awake. Great. #
• 08:15 My melatonin has kicked in finally and I am going to passout. I have a ton of shit to catch up on tomorrow from being sick today! :) #
• 19:22 I wish I had more peanut butter for a PBJ since my belly is feeling better today:( #
• 20:20 I just got my antidepressants yesterday and I can't find where I stuck them for the life of me. Can anyone see where they are on a spycam? #
• 20:28 Anti-depressants found! 10 points to Wessley! #
• 20:34 I need some more nails to rehang this stuff that randomly fell off of my wall yesterday... Volunteers to bring 3 nails over? #
• 20:40 I am going to go lay down again... I am a lazy ass. #
• 22:27 I used to work with a stripper that told me her son would play with her old hair pieces and pretend he was cousin in. That kid ruled! #
• 22:51 Where the hell is my other tap shoe when I need it? #
• 01:34 I am doing those crazy privates again at hella cheap prices for the next half hour! ping.fm/2bxXZ #

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An explaination about shakinit.com...

You probably are wondering why I wanted a page on shakinit.com considering I have my own site and all...

Well it's pretty simple, I like to shake my ass! Like back in the day when I first got my own crappy little webcam I started posting dumb little dancing videos on youtube. I didn't have my own site back then, all I had was a model page with a few nude sets on the now dead fatalbeauty.com...

The videos got me a lot of awesome attention and I even started doing custom booty dance videos and other types of videos in exchange for random gifts off of my amazon wishlist:) I still do a similar type of bartering these days from time to time like right now I am giving away one month memberships to undressjess.com if a person buys me one of these much needed hat racks! If they buy all 4 I will give them a 6 month pass:) http://minurl.fr/o1u

So then a webmaster approached me about doing my own site since I was turning out these videos so quickly on sites like youtube and that was history. From there I have gone on to do more explicit work on my site such as masturbation videos and sex "tapes", which is the bulk of the content on there at this point...

Also undressjess.com houses my MANY photo sets that I do both professionally and more amateur along with my 19 24/7 spy cams all around my house for my members to check out what I am doing up in here anytime they feel like it (that's my FAVORITE part of my site!) and lastly my daily nude members shows.

Because my site has a ton of features like the ones mentioned above as well as a ton of other things like access to tons of other folk's spy cams and shows the price (although still VERY modest in my opinion) reflects that... Anywhere from $20-30 depending on the type of membership you might choose.

I realized recently however there are many pervs out there that still want to see my old fashioned booty dance videos but really aren't into watching me be fucked, stick things in my vagina, sit around all day, wrestle with my dog or pick my nose. They just like to keep it simple! Which is the main reason I decided to offer my shakinit.com page. On there, there will be no masturbating, shows, spy cams, fucking or in short "porn"... just good old naked ass shaking showing off my hot ass and juicy little holes for their imaginations to do with what they will:)

I update undressjess.com weekly usually with a amateur photo set, professional photo set, video, and tons of webcam snaps weekly. undressjess.shakinit.com will update 2 or 3 times a week with a strip tease video of me twerking my ass for your pleasure! Because it's more basic and doesn't have all the awesome stuff undressjess.com has the price is very MODEST! I did this on purpose! My price is cheaper than any of the other girls on shakinit.com because I couldn't justify asking for another $30 when it wasn't going to have as much awesome crap on it as my main site, so I am charging just like $12 for a whole month on there. I think this is very affordable and I hope you will agree.

I don't expect members of undressjess.com to go buy memberships to undressjess.shakinit.com or vice versa, if you want to AWESOME! However if you wanted to I wanted to make sure it would be affordable to do so and I hope you'll appreciate that as most other shakinit.com models charge $35ish a month to view their pages. You'll love both but if you are more into one or the other I will continue to look forward to entertaining you in the ways you love to see me!

If you notice on my tweets that I seem like I am updating undressjess.shakinit.com more than undressjess.com right now please don't be alarmed and think that site it getting a better deal, it's not. Undressjess.com is and will always be my heart. It's a labor of love and I enjoy making content for it and running it more than you may ever know and it will always continue to get my best work... Like if there is a strip tease that is just fucking the coolest ever or has like more masturbation/explicit content in it than I would like to see on undressjess.shakinit.com it will always be in undressjess.com FIRST! I am just trying to catch up with the other gals right now with the number of videos they have on their pages and once I do I will slow down to 2-3 times a week like I stated before.

Now here are some teasers from undressjess.shakinit.com!!!

Enjoy!









http://www.undressjess.com
http://undressjess.shakinit.com

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• 03:17 OMG! I just made the most awesomest video ever in WMM and I think it's just frozen and lost everything... WTF!?!? #
• 03:49 I added another video to my shakinit.com page! I was testing out another camera tonight that records a TON smoother! minurl.fr/m5a #
• 05:03 Yay! Mo is coming over! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii time! #
• 06:19 1 last video added to my shakinit page in REALLY GOOD quality! Plus this song is hot! minurl.fr/k5t Next to update undressjess.com! #
• 06:29 My artsy ANAL (butt plug!) masturbation and stripping vid is uploading on undressjess.com so you'll be able to view it in like 20 minutes! #
• 08:25 Hahaa! I am so high that I just totally forgot where I was. #
• 08:58 I'm sleepy and satisfied with myself:) #
• 09:27 Just took my 26th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 10:15 Christmas can never come too early! in 183 days on Wednesday Dec 25, 2009 So send me some love. See my wishlist @ bit.ly/ONvD2 #
• 17:01 Can you play against other people online with a wii? It so, how? #
• 17:06 Wait... Someone sent me a third shoe rack. Who sent the third one? Haha! I only needed two! But I will certaily put this one to use as well! #
• 17:22 I need 4 of these hat racks! Buy 1 and get a month pass to undressjess.com, buy all 4 and get a 6 month pass! minurl.fr/o1u #
• 21:13 OMG my stomach is acting insane! This is uncomfortable. #
• 00:01 That's crazy that Michael Jackson died:( #
• 00:05 This goes out to everyone who feels the loss... minurl.fr/o3h #
• 00:12 Beat it! bit.ly/11kbJZ I am actually really sad over here, I want to puke:( #
• 00:17 This guy and his music was such a huge part of my childhood! minurl.fr/o3l He will be totally missed:( #
• 00:23 This might be my favorite mj jam... minurl.fr/o3m #
• 00:52 My stomach is going nuts & if this doesn't stop soon I may have to cancel my show tonight and I don't wanna! I wanna show you my new hair! #
• 01:09 Yeah I am ill as I dunno what it just hit me HARDER. I can;t be sexy tonight:( Don't hate me plz... #
• 02:22 I need 4 of these hat racks! Buy 1 and get a month pass to undressjess.com, buy all 4 and get a 6 month pass! minurl.fr/o1u #
• 02:40 I am getting in the tub guys, will you be spying on me while I am kicked back and relaxed? :) minurl.fr/jpt #

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• 04:04 Dude, I came twice tonight on the magic wand in my members show.... Hitachi FTW! #
• 05:21 My internet and my dog are both acting weird. I am going to take a break from the internet before I kill it and walk him... #
• 06:47 Please stop being asswipes and flagging my channel:) K THX! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 06:49 I love this damn thing... minurl.fr/nj4 My face that is:) #
• 07:25 Usually I have a plan of what I want to happen next. Right now I don't and it's depressing but it's a step toward being less manipulative... #
• 07:44 My foot is totally asleep and where my foot goes I am sure to follow. Or something... Nighty boys and girls! #
• 10:50 Jebidiah just woke my ass up needing to URGENTLY go outside... His stomach isn't feeling well. He got in this totally toxic trash yesterday! #
• 16:01 Jeb just woke me up AGAIN! I know he can't help it but damn I would like to sleep! Now someone come and hook up my Wii, cause it's here! #
• 16:06 I hope I get that back posture thing from my wishlist in the mail soon... I needs it! #
• 16:08 Hahahaha! What the fuck!? The Stanky Leg? minurl.fr/nv4 #
• 16:21 The more I look at her stuff the more I understand that I am going to HAVE TO spend a ton of money buying a piece... #
• 16:38 I believe it's time for me to go back to bed... Um yes it's sleep-time-oclock! #
• 20:05 I'm back up and super well rested! Yay! Should I order chinese delivery? Cause I kind of want to... #
• 20:26 Ordered chinese food and went over the cash amount I have here at the apt. I called patsy to have her rush over and bring me the difference! #
• 20:27 The good news is that my dinosaur bed skirt got here in the mail from my wishlist today! Now my bed can be more like the the lady she is! #
• 22:08 Anothing thingy for my burelsque audition got here today! It's actually a super nice robe and all I am using is the choker but... YAY! #
• 22:26 The house next to me I am pretty sure has been turned into a fucking frat house with 18-20 yr old boys. Gross. #
• 01:15 I am doing the cheap private shows right now! ping.fm/2bxXZ Whoot, for "horny hour"! #
• 01:41 I just did like a contortionist show! That was a workout AND profitable! Bwahahaha! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 02:49 I took some footage while I was doing shows that I am gonna edit into a masterpiece now... I'll hollar when it's posted! #

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• 03:32 I am gonna redraw my eyebrows on... Yeah I am slightly obsessed with these bitches! #
• 05:26 I am editing a particularly awesome video for my shakinit.com page right now! #
• 05:42 Why the fuck isn't my movie maker opening back up? #
• 05:45 God damn! I am going to have to restart to get this bitch to open again I think... BRB Holmes! #
• 06:41 I'm about to walk the dog and go to fucking bed. I have pizza saved for breakfast! (I wish I had some friends that would visit me.) #
• 06:58 Look! I did another mugshot! minurl.fr/nj4 (Why aren't these notices posting to twitter anymore?) #
• 07:03 Check out the teaser from that new video I edited and uploaded tonight! minurl.fr/m5a I'm wearing my Notorious BIG t-shirt in it! #
• 08:05 I think Insight is having like a huge outage or something so thats why my cams aren't up FYI. I have been on hold for like 20 minutes. #
• 08:06 CHRIST! Finally my internet is working again! I want to fucking kill my internet/cable company right now though... #
• 08:09 Since my internet has finally decided to work again and all 18 of my spy cams are back up and live on undressjess.com, I am gonna walk Jeb! #
• 08:51 I seriously fucking hate Steve Auten and I want to move back to Newburgh. I hate the downtown area, he ruined it for me. #
• 10:15 Christmas can never come too early! in 185 days on Wednesday Dec 25, 2009 So send me some love. See my wishlist @ bit.ly/ONvD2 #
• 16:11 I'm up already warming up pizza. I can't believe the pizza was temping that I am actually like awake... #
• 17:05 Yay! My little sailor dress is here from my wishlist! And I just had some pizza for breakfast! Life is good... #
• 17:32 I was going to try to get away with going back to sleep, but I don't think it's going to happen at this point. #
• 17:32 I need to be more open minded when it comes to starting new projects and making new friends. This is a lesson we should all take in... #
• 17:57 How do I extract the audio from a wmv? #
• 18:07 Are housecamz not working correctly for anyone else other than me? #
• 18:10 OMG! The UPS man is here! What could it be? #
• 18:13 My TV is here! But my stupid Wii Fit is here and yet The actual Wii is not yet... LAME! #
• 18:16 Ok... Who is gonna help me hook up this TV? Cause I am a wee todd when it comes to TVs and VCRs... ect! #
• 18:40 I have an mp3 file of my sounds when I was having sex one night... How would I display this on my site for folks to listen to? #
• 19:14 I'm gonna start selling undies on here this week! minurl.fr/npl #
• 19:19 Can I get any channels on my HDTV without like paid cable? Cause I am not picking up any... #
• 22:13 I should have went to my therapist appointment yesterday cause I can't deal right now. I am just so lonely. #
• 23:02 I can't even believe I am getting this much work done today... I must be magical! #
• 00:24 Damnit this last video I am editing today took forever to load up into WMM and now it's taking an entire evening to save to my hard drive! #
• 00:36 I uploaded two new booty shanking dance videos on my shakinit page today! Yay! minurl.fr/m5a What do ya think, holmes? #
• 00:45 I'm gonna make the rest of my left over pizza now! I totally earned myself a reward with all the shit I got done today! #
• 01:22 Yeah I am eating pudding:) I told my grandma not to effing leave it here! But she did... #
• 01:35 Omg the pudding has filled me up! If I had the energy I would walk down and grab and espresso... I mean I should probably. #
• 01:43 What are some weird fetishes (or not so weird) that I could film clips of for clips4sale? I am gonna do some fitness ones I think. Others? #
• 02:21 I decided to pass on the espresso and and have one of my slim quick diet drinks instead! #
• 02:50 Tonight's 3D show is in ten whole minutes on undressjess.com! Bring your red and blue glasses holmes! #
• 02:51 Oh hell! This thing is CREEPY! And I LOVE it! minurl.fr/nqi #
• 03:00 Can anyone tell me if Camz is still broken? #

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We made up a dumb dance and it was cute!

Anitra and I made up this dance!
by UndressJess

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• 04:09 It seems as if I am passing the hell out. This is very strange for it being this early and all, which means I may be back up later! #
• 18:17 My animals were acting like pure nut bags last night... But at least they got me up at a somewhat decent time this morning/noon. #
• 19:02 Why do people have to piss me off the moment I wake up? #
• 19:25 Hahahaha! My therapist just called and told me she was using her sexy low voice with me to get me to come in to see her! Hahahaha! #
• 20:51 OMG, This footstool I just got in the mail from my wishlist is the shit. I want like 20 more in all the colors! #
• 21:05 When I get to talking fast and angry I start sounding like Whitley from "A Different World" with my accent and all. #
• 02:58 I am back home and about to hang some stuff in my bed room and finish sweeping... Probably. #

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• 04:28 Did you guys like the new vid I posted on undressjess.com tonight? I am gonna make a teaser of it and post it a few places tonight as well! #
• 04:51 I need someone to design me a square UndressJess logo to use for various things... Who wants to help me? Week long site pass as reward! #
• 05:33 I do not feel well at all like all of a sudden. It's good I didn;t drink tonight or I would be puking up my guts... #
• 05:47 12seconds - I feel like total shit today... tiny12.tv/4P5RV #
• 07:17 If you want to regain my trust blaming me for your infidelities is not the best way to go about it... #
• 07:19 If you buy this and have it sent to me I'll give you a month's access to undressjess.com! minurl.fr/n9m Email me jess@undressjess.com #
• 08:18 I'm too romantic for my own good so if you ever get to fuck me plan on marring me the next weekend. Thems the rules! #
• 09:38 I'm thinking about not auditioning for the burlesque troupe. I'm pretty sure none of the current members want me to be apart of it anyhow. #
• 09:39 ...and why would I want to put my heart into something where I am not welcome. That won't make, making/sharing art enjoyable in the least. #
• 09:51 I don't want to go to an audition and bare my soul showing a piece I created w/love to people that don't except me for me, that's depressing #
• 09:52 But on the other hand I REALLY want to be able to work/share my artistry with others in a more social way. I love dance and performance. #
• 09:54 I feel like everyone in this town judges me for the stereotype of who they think I might be and it really breaks my heart. #
• 10:01 I'm terrified I will make a fool out of myself by bastardizing what is honestly sacred to me. I just can't do that to myself or my art. #
• 10:05 I am confused, upset, scared, hurt, excited, creative, desperate and crying mess. I'm lonely and I wanted to make new creative friends. #
• 10:06 Because of who I was in the past mixed with ideas folks have about me that aren't true in the least I can only fail. I cannot do right. #
• 10:07 I hate letting other people effect me in any way so I feel really fucking stupid to even care or to have desired to be apart of something. #
• 10:13 I honestly have no real basis for any of these thoughts, these are just my own insecurities/fears talking... And I am %100 sober:) #
• 10:15 Christmas can never come too early! in 187 days on Wednesday Dec 25, 2009 So send me some love. See my wishlist @ bit.ly/ONvD2 #
• 17:06 I really want this pendant but I have no way of getting paypal! Buy it for me and get a month pass to undressjess.com! minurl.fr/n9m #
• 17:24 Natacha Atlas is my shit! #
• 18:53 Buy me the purse organizer and get a month pass to undressjess.com! minurl.fr/l1g #
• 19:30 How much should I charge to do a whole head of dreads on a boy with longer hair? Not salon prices, I mean this is my buddy here... #
• 20:27 The kind of dude that freaks out and calls you names because you aren't paying enough attention him is the type that will murder you. FYI. #
• 21:42 I had no IDEA how long these fucking lights are that I am putting up right now... I am actually sweating. #
• 21:44 Here is a short from yesterdays video I posted on the site... I really like it! minurl.fr/nc4 #
• 23:18 Damnit! I really need to finish hanging these fucking lights! Grrrr! #
• 00:55 I got those god damned lights hung right in time to show up at my Truth or Dare: Trivia Show looking sweaty and hot:( www.undressjess.com #
• 02:18 Want to be sleazy with the homie ? Heck yeah! You love my trashy ways! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 02:38 Come chat with me! I'm bored and lonely:( ping.fm/2bxXZ #

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Burlesque-ing it up!

UndressJess Stars in: The Coy Cam Tease!
by UndressJess

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• 03:20 I am so mad at my body right now I could just fucking stab myself... #
• 03:24 I don't feel like doing anything else tonight. I am being too self-loathing to be productive... #
• 04:16 I am considering going out for a drink. I need to be more social but I'd rather no one see me like this. I'll wear a garbage bag. #
• 04:28 I am going to take the dog on a longish walk and consider whether I am not too vain to go out tonight... #
• 04:58 Alright, I'm going out. Maybe not for long. Who knows? #
• 08:23 I am home and somehow I am stil sober after spending way too much money. #
• 08:48 I'm at fucking taco bell AGAIN! I need an intervention. #
• 09:44 My chin itches and people are gross. People lie, fake personalities and double cross and they are jokes. I am honest. I am real. #
• 09:56 I am off to snuggle and rest! I'll down a bit of apple cider vinegar for my metabolism beforehand though! #
• 22:01 I have a sneaking suspicion that I have developed a thyroid problem... #
• 22:20 Will someone come over and give me a full body massage? Cause I need it like woah! #
• 22:32 Yay! My sailor dress from my wishlist has been shipped! I have been wanting this like FOREVER! minurl.fr/n43 #
• 22:49 I hate summer weather. It makes me want to shoot things. #
• 22:51 Yay! I just got some gifts in the mail (via Patsy's house)! I am gonna open them now and be happy! ...or die trying. #
• 23:02 GOD! She says there was another box but she didn't feel like fucking bringing it. WTF!? That pisses me off so bad. #
• 23:09 My foot has a pinched nerve or something in it that keeps shooting a pain right up to my thigh. This is killing me. Please come rub it:( #
• 23:15 I got a sexy nighty thing in the mail. I need more of these to sleep in! This thing looks UBER comfy! #
• 23:20 If I want to listen to Asian style music what artist or song title should I put into pandora.com to find more stuff like that? #
• 00:21 I fucking hate rude and demanding people that think I owe them something... #
• 01:33 What was a font that was popular in like the 1940's? #
• 01:49 I am in a horrible shit of a mood. I am cancelling my site show for tonight but I will do the Asian theme tonorrow instead of truth or dare! #

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• 03:50 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 05:13 I am at a trashy bar drinking walmart wine with the Dawnster! #
• 07:03 Wait! I'm drunk! I meant Asian stars from the 1920's! We don't learn about the good stuff in school! #
• 07:55 I am a social snob. I dislike trashy folk, but I love me some taco bell! & I complain about being fat... #
• 10:15 Christmas can never come too early! in 189 days on Wednesday Dec 25, 2009 So send me some love. See my wishlist @ bit.ly/ONvD2 #
• 18:30 Waking up and facing the truth of the day is not my forte, to say the least. #
• 18:52 Blogs on ALL social networking sites should allow for html at this point in the game, dude. Eff you "myyearbook"! #
• 19:51 This is obviously a video but it still makes me wanna wack it... minurl.fr/mvz #
• 20:16 My anus hurts like I had anal sex but I don't remember doing that last night... However I was pretty darn drunk? #
• 20:33 Why am I so totally horny right now? I'd masturbate but I'd rather hop on pop... #
• 21:02 The sun just got bright enough to activate my cool ass rainbow maker! It's like a disco up in here! #
• 21:47 Well I ordered a TV finally. It's a crappy walmart brand but whatev! #
• 22:40 I swear there is never enough time in my day... Or so it seems? #
• 23:33 My show is in less than a half an hour and I like totally not ready. The good news is that I found an undereye cream that actually works... #
• 23:40 I want to visit Seattle again soon but I am NOT going to even ask to stay with my mom soooo like who's letting me stay with them? Hahahaha! #

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• 03:28 My Daily Twittascope - twittascope.com/my2.php?sign=Aquarius #
• 05:04 Come see me in my members show! Yaaaaay! No technical weirdness! I'll probably do a bath show! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 07:24 Dude! WTF, my channel was flagged AGAIN! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 07:52 Sooo why was my channel flagged yet again? Sometimes I want to kill #jtv ! minurl.fr/k5t #
• 08:38 I am about to do the murder on my internet/computer. They are both on my shit list. Fuck this, I'm going to taco fucking bell. #
• 14:39 WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CELL!?! I am about to flip if I don't find it in the next 6 seconds. This is why I hate these things. #
• 15:11 Phone found! However it's such a piece of crap that it needs to charge awhile before I can turn it on even plugged up so... Cool! #
• 15:23 Does pandora.com have a twitter application that anyone knows of? #
• 15:26 I hope these internet folks get here soon to install my second line cause I am itching to go back to bed like WOAH! #
• 19:16 Just got more followers: is.gd/R5Sq #
• 20:12 The cable guy is on his way to install the second internet line and all of a sudden my social anxieties are setting in like the dickens. #
• 20:57 So apparently my internet has been fucked because of the connection the whole time I have had it. I may not need a second connection at all. #
• 21:00 OMG! I have two internet dudes in my apt! I'm nervous. #
• 21:48 Um WTF? They shipped my Wii fit before my fucking Wii. AMAZON! DAMN YOU! #
• 22:20 I gotz moar INNANETZ! #
• 22:22 I need to restart, is there a way to save all the files I have open in photoshop to open up automatically when I re-open the program? #
• 22:23 I need to restart, is there a way to save all the files I have open in photoshop to open up automatically when I re-open the program? #
• 22:37 Thousands of followers: www.2isp.com/u/3212/ #
• 23:29 Dear stupid brodys hanging out in your car right outside my window and playing guitar. Go the fuck in your house. #
• 01:04 I am really stoked about tonight's photo update that's going up in a bit on undressjess.com:) I am gonna post some previews in a bit! #
• 01:57 I fucking hate using LJ cuts and I hate how people yell at me about using them cause they are on the internet at work and my ass pops up... #
• 02:05 I need to slather on my self tanner soon! I wanna look toasty for tonight's 3d show! (Even if I look more uh blue/red in 3d?) #
• 02:35 I haz a booty! minurl.fr/mqn Meow! #
• 02:39 Rasta Jess! Haha! I am gonna do my hair similar to this again soon:) minurl.fr/mqo #

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I'm the adult iCarly!

I take pics like daily of me just messing around on cam. I took this one after one of my daily members shows and I think it's pretty hot, if I may so myself:)

This was a pic I took during my weekly themed show last week. I was doing a 1940's “old Hollywood” kind of theme. Ha I did the whole show to the Blue Velvet sound track too which pretty much ruled!

And these are two photos from this weeks high quality photoset. I took these when I had those awesome braids awhile ago. I think I am gonna do my hair like this again soon actually but with lighter more natural colors:


And just in case you didn't know I have 18 24/7 live cams now. I did have 15. I actually had a SECOND internet line installed today so I would have enough bandwidth to run them all and not have them mess up my regular online stuff. My goal is to have 20:) I even have a foot cam now that's under my desk! I know that's not for everyone but I like it so SUE ME! :)
www.undressjess.com is the stuff dreams are made of... awwwweeeeeee!

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• 04:50 I just found my fucking digi cam battery charger! I am pretty sure it's been missing since my old place was foreclosed in flipping FEB! YAY! #
• 05:02 What the fuck I haven't lived in a smaller dwelling space since I lived in a homeless shelter room in Arizona when I was 7 yrs old. #
• 05:03 Which has led me to the conclusion that I will also be needing some type of organizer thing for my purses in addition to the shoe racks! #
• 05:08 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 05:21 Boys have no fucking clue sometimes... SERIOUSLY. You lose. AGAIN. #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 05:47 Sweetie the cat just broke my fucking brand new (discontinued) kitchen containers I just fucking bought from UrbanOutfitters like a week ... #
• 09:14 Thousands of followers: www.2isp.com/u/3212/ #
• 22:04 How in the hell did I accidentally sleep until 5pm? #
• 22:25 LKFAJ: A few of my favorite things are robots, unicorns and dinosaurs! #LKFAJ #
• 22:41 My grandma is here! Yay! Shoe racks? I sure hope so! #
• 23:05 My grandma's "advice" on how to lead my life make me want to slit my wrists. SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMAN! #
• 23:37 My god dmaned burlesqued audition crap does not match. It's like light blue and teal. This makes me want to throw something. #
• 23:40 I need this instead of the corset I have... minurl.fr/mi9 But like I only have 25 bucks left on my card until the end of the month! #
• 00:00 I am having technical difficulties logging into my member show tonight so I may have to reschedule it for later... I'll keep you updated! #
• 00:11 Yeah I am changing the time for tonight's show! I will announce the new time later once I figure out this tech issue! #
• 00:45 Everyone thank my buddy J. Scott for solving my tech issue! The show is rescheduled for 12am CST tonight! Whoot! #
• 01:45 Have I ever mentioned how much I hate putting shit together. i could never be an adult. #
• 01:56 10,000 Followers, EASY!: xrl.us/bew4pd #
• 02:31 Enough lolligagging... I need to get back to this damn shoe rack so I can wash the STANK off of my ass! #
• 03:01 This shoe rack is rockin'! It will be done soooooon! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #

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• 03:27 So the cat pissed the floor totally randomly and I stepped in it. Now my foot and the botton of my pants smells of piss:( #
• 03:41 My members show is in 20 minutes!!!! I might do it from the couch! Hn dear a new spot! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 05:21 My booty dance site is live! minurl.fr/m5a It's only 12.95 and only features nude dance vids, the good stuff will always be on UJ.com #
• 05:50 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 06:04 Well I had a full day and night this last 24 hrs! I added more 24/7 spycams on the site!(that makes 18 w/ more coming!) minurl.fr/jpt #
• 06:56 I'll leave this on so you guys can see my new livingroom:) Nighty! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 07:07 Do you have to order games FOR the wii fit or does it come with some? Is there any like ballet or yoga games for the wii fit pad thingy? #
• 10:44 Of course I would wake up at 5:45 am for no reason... As if I had a flipping choice? #
• 11:32 I should take up drinking again just so I can sleep through a whole damn night. That or heroin. #
• 12:17 I found this fucking letter from Lavedar. Steve you are such a god damned liar. You exist on falsehoods. You tell everyone a diff story. #
• 12:39 I am trying to set up a profile on ustream... Why is it so damn confusing? #
• 12:45 Ok cool firefox won't even let me download the ustream encoder to broadcast even if I wanted to... #
• 14:42 I am like 600 emails behind again... CRAP! #
• 15:00 I don't feel like being pretty today. #
• 15:11 I have these 3 new Mexican Dios De Muertos masks to hang and one old African mask. I have no idea where to put them... #
• 15:51 Sometimes I straight up hate the day time... Like right now for instance. #
• 15:53 Next things that need to go up in the livingroom here are the masks if I can find space for them and this long ass string of lights... #
• 16:12 I am gonna take a little nap. When I get up I hope someone is here to tell me where to hang these masks. I have to use them cause they a ... #
• 16:23 I am messing with BlogTV, do you have any opinions on this broadcaster or know of any better than here? #
• 16:32 OMG I WANT THIS!!!! minurl.fr/m8z #
• 18:39 I'm back up and soon I MIGHT even draw on my eyebrows! Bwahahahaha! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 19:14 Get more followers: adf.ly/8hq #
• 19:35 I'm lonely and that weird rash under my arms isn't going away. I don't think I have ever had a real rash my entire life? #
• 20:52 I cannot fucking unpack the rest of the way until I get those damn shoe racks which my grandma is holding hostage for another damn day.FUCK! #
• 22:09 I am going live in tonight's 3D booty delights show on undressjess.com! minurl.fr/jpt Come see me nekked and poppin'! #
• 23:07 The UndressJess word of the day is "fruition"! Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOTD #
• 23:36 God damnit someone in the building is cooking something with hamburger and that smell makes me want to fucking stab my nostrils and die. #
• 23:39 This girl is a big dumb dumb... minurl.fr/mav #
• 00:12 I think the word "whore" is dumb and you are a big loser if you use it! (For the most part.) #
• 00:15 I am depressed today and it does not rule. #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 00:49 I feel extremely disenchanted with the tasks I need to be working through & so lonely I might have a broken heart attack. I am overwhelmed. #
• 01:03 For some reason I wish I had a car right now. As if I ever leave but right now I feel like taking a drive and maybe meeting someone new. #
• 01:34 This is probably the craziest mydeathspace.com article I have ever read. (Well maybe...) minurl.fr/mb0 #
• 02:00 Thousands of followers: www.2isp.com/u/3212/ #
• 02:12 I took some meds to soothe my lonely sad heart:) Thanks pharmaceutical industry!!! You rule! #
• 02:53 I'm broadcasting on @blogTV.com now, come see me! www.blogtv.com/people/UndressJess #

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• 04:20 6 more vids to edit/upload for my shakinit.com page to go live tomorrow! It will be super economy friendly to join and booty dance themed! #
• 05:03 I really just want to hit the fucking sheets and finish these vids tomorrow morning so I am gonna walk jeb, take my melatonin and pass out! #
• 05:08 Just took my 20th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 09:10 I randomly woke up about and hour ago so I am knocking out some of this editing right now to save time before my therapist appt in the morn! #
• 09:26 While unpacking and setting up the apt more today I realized I need those fucking shoe racks like pronto! #
• 19:05 I am a terrible terrible bitch when I wake up in the morning and have to fucking make a god damned appointment! #
• 20:07 I love my therapist but having to be in the car with Patsy in getting to her is amost self defeating. #
• 20:23 I feel like my brain has a piece of shit clogging it and preventing it from working correctly today. #
• 22:20 I am thinking about possibly canceling my show tonight cause my rash is killing me (underarms people) and so are these bug bites. #
• 22:21 Not to mention I am boarderline about to kill someone or myself from an oncoming panic attack I can smell a mile away... #
• 22:23 But I need to be responsible and not fucking flaky but I just need some me time I don't know what the fuck to do. I need my effing seroquel. #
• 23:14 The streaming foot spy cam from under my desk is LIVE NOW (with sound) for my special feet lovers and worshippers on minurl.fr/jpt !! #
• 23:30 Tonight's members show will be at 11pm CST instead of 7pm since I am still busy with setting up the house and whatnot... #
• 00:37 I am finally done editing my vids to open my shakinit.com page today! I will send out a tweet once it's up and it will ONLY be $12.95/mo! #
• 00:40 I just ordered a Wii and Wii fit so look out boys and gals I'll be getting sexified! You know I will be doing some nekked vids with it too! #
• 01:01 We aren't open to join yet but go check out the preview vid I am VERY proud of it! minurl.fr/m5a #

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• 03:26 I am gonna have a nap then get up and move the work station/desk into the livingroom! #
• 05:04 I just woke up to a sexy rash under my arm... What the fuck caused this man!?! #
• 05:09 So I am selling my undies now I have finally decided and since I have no platform on which to use for sales I'll just be doing it here? #
• 05:10 Buy me the 3 fitness for "Indie Rockers" DVDs and get a pair of my undies with a week pass to my site undressjess.com! minurl.fr/lsc #
• 06:05 Thanks dude who said I'm a little fat ass while I was walking over here. Yes I know I'm an oompa loompa. Thx. #
• 07:28 I love technology... But I love you more... you see! #
• 09:00 I am walking home and I am pretty sure we have no chance of surviving! #
• 09:52 Update! I made it home it's big time nap TIME! Nighty!!! #
• 09:55 Just took my 19th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 09:58 OMG AWESOME! minurl.fr/lux #
• 10:02 Buy me tha 3damned DVDs 3 "Indie Rockers" &get 1pair of undies &1week pass to undressjess.com! minurl.fr/lux Otherwise I murder YOU! #
• 18:54 OMG, I totally got eaten alive by little buggy creatures last night at the BBQ! #
• 19:28 I'm gonna go soak some of the itch out of these bug bites in my tub, wanna watch? minurl.fr/jpt Cause you can:) #
• 20:03 I just want to lay around and be lazy all day but I need to finish editing those videos for my shakinit.com page that's going live tomorrow! #
• 21:15 On video down um 7 to go:( Ahh well it's good for me! #
• 22:26 Thousands of followers: www.2isp.com/u/3212/ #
• 23:28 I hate that meds make you feel like you are going projectile vomit all over the damn place! #
• 23:58 Get more followers: adf.ly/8hq #
• 00:48 Tonight's truth or dare trivia show starts in about 13 minutes!!! #
• 02:17 Thousands of followers: www.2isp.com/u/3212/ #
• 02:52 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 03:05 Private shows were nice and easy breazy this evening... Now back to setting up my apt and editing vids for shakinit.com!! :) #

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• 03:15 I am updating from my new peek! #
• 03:24 I may go to the bar tonight... That's a big MAYBE. #
• 03:48 I have decided on the bar... I'll do some drunken tweets from my peek, for your pleasure of course. They should get interesting! #
• 04:15 I am not nearly drunk enough for this rowdy ass bar. #
• 04:34 The buzz is finally fucking kicking in. Kimmie says shes a wiener! #
• 05:28 Oh snap... I wish/hope something magical happens to my drunk ass tonight! #
• 06:17 Man! We CANNOT all sleep together! No it is NOT cool. K THX! #
• 07:29 Steve is a HUGE baby! Fuck a duck. #
• 08:39 Wow, drinking with Steve is like a dramatic as hell affair. I am not fond of it. #
• 12:40 It's ok guys! I made it through the night with only a few big FAILS. I have survived! #
• 13:10 Buy me the weight scale and I'll give you a three month pass to undressjess.com! That's totally a free month tacked on! minurl.fr/lsc #
• 13:12 minurl.fr/lsc Send me all three workout DVDs for "Indie Rockers" and I will send ya a pair of my undies worn to your specifications! #
• 13:15 Buy me the weight scale and I'll give you a three month pass to undressjess.com! That's totally a free month tacked on! minurl.fr/lsc #
• 13:29 For those of you fellow dancers, what are the tights that hold in the junk in the trunk the best? I got some crazy ones in high school. #
• 14:15 I found FIVE 4 leaf clovers on todays morning walk with the Jebbie Mc Doogle! #
• 14:27 OMG! This flipping solar powered rotating rainbow maker that I got off of my wishlist and in the mail yesterday is dead amazing! #
• 15:21 Um... So yeah. I'm going back to sleep. It's my special day bitches! #
• 15:33 FYI... The new foot cam is going live on mah site later on today. See my feet from the view under my desk! Yay! :) #
• 22:34 Buy me this bathroom scale so I can monitor my progress and get 3 months access to undressjess.com! minurl.fr/lsc Thats a month free! #
• 23:23 This is the burlesque troupe I am auditioning for soon! They are really awesome ladies so add them on myspace! minurl.fr/lu6 #
• 23:30 Yay! That awesome bathroom scale is on it's way! #
• 23:50 Send the 3 workout DVDs for "Indie Rockers" and I will send you a pair of my undies and a week pass to undressjess.com! minurl.fr/lua #
• 00:31 twitpic.com/7c3vg - This makes 6 just today :) #
• 02:05 I am LIVE in tonights show! It's Themed Sat Night and tonights theme is B&W old hollywood/burlesque! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 02:36 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #

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• 05:15 Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com #
• 07:08 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 11:14 Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeteradder.com #
• 11:44 FYI= My drunk ass found another four leaf clover this morning again. I must rule like big fucking time. #
• 18:20 Thousands of followers: www.2isp.com/u/3212/ #
• 20:06 I'd like to thank melatonin for my PERFECTand uninterrupted FULL night's worth of reast. YOU RULE! #
• 20:45 I is a weeeeee bit hungover. Please massage my brain for me. K thx. #
• 21:02 I dunno why I thought I would fit into my pants again this morning. But I did. That was some crazy thinking! #
• 21:24 So like I keep getting spammed with crap about how acai berries help people lose weight. And since I believe all spam is the word of god... #
• 22:25 Since I am starting this new weightloss supplement regimen would any of you be interested in knowing what I am using and follow my progress? #
• 22:46 Ok for those of you that want to keep up on my weight loss project, here are my stats: In March I weighed 124 right after I lost my house... #
• 22:47 Last week I went to the doctor and weighed in at 144, which means I have gained 20 fucking pounds and I can't fit into my pants like at all. #
• 22:50 I bought some supplements which are as follows: Acai, SlimQuick (LOVE this stuff), Weight Conscious vitamins with green tea (Walmart brand) #
• 22:52 Nivea Dietary supplement (Come with the cellulite cream and patch program and is pretty much Tonalin but with extra shit added) and... #
• 22:55 ...SlimQuick bottled water packets. Beauty products I am using to upgrade my figure are Nivea "Good-bye Cellulite', Jergens natural glow ... #
• 22:57 ...firming formula. I am 144 lbs right now and my goal is to get down to 120 by July 4rth and to 115 by Aug 1st :) I will keep you updated! #
• 23:04 I am really sleepy for some reason but I need to paint my face for my show tonight! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 00:06 I am live in tonights members show on undressjess.com (I'm wearing my new airbrushed Biggie t-shirt!) #
• 01:14 Come hang out with me on cam and if you want you can get a private show with me! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 01:46 Come see this awesome new hot pink and black corset I got on sale! Whooot! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 02:17 10,000 Followers, EASY!: tr.im/nI5e #
• 02:44 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #

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• 03:16 Wow! I did almost an hour show there just now... Rock on! Now it's time to vegitate once again:) #
• 04:17 Before I start editing these videos again I am going to settle down and have some dinner while watching this: minurl.fr/lfh :) #
• 04:57 Cold spaghetti looks like BRAINS! Mmmmmm, yummy brains! #
• 05:01 The pc that runs my rude cams in updating and restarting they will be back up in about a half an hour:) I'll alert you once they are! #
• 05:48 I think I will have to finish this video in the morning I just got hit by a tired bomb and I need to take sleep where and how I can get it! #
• 05:55 Just took my 18th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 05:59 12seconds - Going to sleepytown. Population: JESS! tiny12.tv/03IT5 #
• 06:12 All spy cams are back up and kicking ass which means it's my cue for sleepy time! Nighty! minurl.fr/lfj #
• 06:14 #LKFAJ : I am pretty much always wearing a hoodie of some sort. Hoodies FTW! #
• 11:37 I can't believe this... I just found yet ANOTHER 4 leaf clover while walking jeb. 3 in a fucking MONTH! #
• 11:41 twitpic.com/73zbw - Be jealous bitches! :D #
• 12:18 Damn! I forgot how expensive frontline for fleas can be! Bah... I need to go ahead and order it though. #
• 12:22 Where can I buy NICE pasties (for burlesque) in a Jiffy? Somewhere that doesn't require paypal or are like those stupid sticker kinds... #
• 13:26 Where can I buy a decent sized HD tv at somewhat of a discount? Do you recommend any specific brands/anything else you think I should know? #
• 14:12 What do you think of this model? Can you find it cheaper? minurl.fr/liu #
• 16:08 #LKFAJ : I am obsessive compulsive about my appearance. I may end up in the looney bin when I get older bc I try to give myself a face lift. #
• 16:40 My foot itches... Wanna see me scratch it? minurl.fr/k5t #
• 16:42 I know my chicken! You got to know your chicken! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 16:52 Just got more followers: is.gd/R5Sq #
• 18:32 I am updating today w/the hottest pussy play and pillow humping video known to man! I rubbed 1 out while editing this! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 19:49 I am craving the yummy scent of a certain kind of man... #
• 20:13 I am gonna lay down until the grand mammy gets here with todays tacos;) Then back to effing video editing. Kill. Me. #
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• 23:41 Just got more followers: is.gd/R5Sq #
• 00:00 Um, I just spent $250 on weight loss supplements and anti-aging treatments. I'm glad I can write this shit off of my taxes. I have issues. #
• 00:12 Yay! My airbrushed Notorious BIG t-shirt is here! #
• 00:50 Guess who just found her 4rth fucking four leaf clover of the month... That's two just TODAY! #
• 00:54 twitpic.com/75s2m - Seriously this is proof that I fucking rule. #
• 00:57 I just found my 2nd effing "shamrock" today! I am a lucky little Jess! #jtv justin.tv/clubmix666 #
• 02:05 OMG! The ped egg opened and got my dead foot skin like everywhere. GROSS! #
• 02:33 Moe is coming over with wine! My members show is in a half hour so I am sure we will be clowning during the show, so come chill with us! #

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• 03:30 Here's to tomorrow being the complete opposite of today! Hazzah! ♫ blip.fm/~7ycvo #
• 05:13 I am going to hit the sack a bit early tonight and get up and start back on that video editing marathon I've been on! New HQ photoset soon! #
• 07:24 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 07:51 I'm ashamed of myself for missing you, you lying thieving bitch. #
• 08:08 I'm on the phone ordering a seperate cable internet connection for my house so my spy cams won't eff up my shit as bad. #
• 08:21 Yay my second cable internet line will be installed on Friday! I am adding a new cam on that day as well:) It's gonna cost me $100 though:( #
• 08:33 What's your favorite live video broadcasting site and why? Examples: JTV, ustream, livevideo, blogtv... ect! Do any allow nudity? #
• 10:10 I can't fucking sleep and because of this I am losing my mind. I can;t wait until I am back on my god damned seroquel. #
• 10:24 I am going to walk Jebidiah and hope to bajeebus that puts me back in a sleepy state of mind. If not I am punching myself in the face. TKO! #
• 11:05 Fuck it! I'm awake so I better do something worth a damn... Which means start editing those videos again... #
• 12:04 Fellow indie camgirls check this out! minurl.fr/lbs It's a better stream than yahoo and you give the custie a code or url to view! #
• 12:23 My stomach is straight illin'! #
• 13:22 Hey @andydick I am like in love with you. (andydick live > ustre.am/2Koj) #
• 13:54 Lifecasting really tweaks my nipple in the best kind of way but how can I compete with the Loch Ness monster? minurl.fr/lci #
• 14:07 I wish the Indian food place delivered... at 9am:) #
• 14:42 My foot is hurting in this "it's-not-gonna-let-me-sleep" kind of way... Lame sauce. #
• 14:45 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/SpyCamBabes?v=0 to join #
• 15:00 I'm gonna go soak in a hot bath and relax this hurt foot. Wanna watch me vegitate naked in my tub? minurl.fr/jpt You're invited! #
• 15:35 I'm so glad you are getting wrinkles... #
• 16:08 Shhhh! Don't tell anybody... tiny12.tv/HN0IB #
• 16:31 I'm not putting my clothes on today until I am damn good and ready! Plus this robe is uber comfy. #
• 16:35 Why can't I find any MC Paul Barman songs on limewire? Where else can I download some? minurl.fr/ldf #
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• 18:51 Gah! I just found a bunch of fleas on Snack the cat! No wonder she has been so cranky lately:( I'll have order some frontline today. #
• 20:30 Thousands of followers: www.2isp.com/u/3212/ #
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• 00:08 Well that was close! I just woke up RIGHT perfectly in time for my nightly nudy show on minurl.fr/jpt !!! Come see me nekked! #
• 01:23 Get more followers: adf.ly/8hq #
• 01:40 I'm doing my super economy friendly cheap private camshows for like 20 more minutes! Come hollah at my nood body, yo! ping.fm/2bxXZ #
• 01:53 Only going to be doing camshows for 10 more mins! You better get one at the last chance (for the night) red light sale! ping.fm/2bxXZ #

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• 03:17 I think it's about to storm so I better walk the Jebbie man before this happens so I don't get my wig all wet and shit... #
• 03:38 Sweet! We are back an beat the storm. Now it's time to continue that damn video editing marathon I am on... #
• 04:32 Oh god this video I am editing is making me have to rub one out before I can finish. How fucking narcissistic can I be? #
• 04:36 Well that took about two seconds... #
• 04:43 I figured this was appropriate since I am editing smutty films of myself and all. ♫ blip.fm/~7w8rb #
• 04:47 I plan on shaking my ass and showing you what I am "working with"! ♫ blip.fm/~7w8zq #
• 04:49 I found this while looking for songs to use for a special father's day video and it's pretty darn sweet! ♫ blip.fm/~7w94s #
• 04:56 Yay for more "daddy" themed songs! ♫ blip.fm/~7w9h1 #
• 05:00 Hahahaha how "artsy fartsy" would it be if I did some porn to this for Father's Day? ♫ blip.fm/~7w9pa #
• 05:09 Who dat issss!!?! ♫ blip.fm/~7wa4r #
• 05:22 HOTTT! A great band with Mike Patton guesting and fucking covering one of the most amazing songs in history! ♫ blip.fm/~7war2 #
• 05:26 Daddy who? ♫ blip.fm/~7wax9 #
• 05:30 Why didn't realize Gnarls Barkley covered this? I mean I totally know the Femmes did this first. I guess I wa... ♫ blip.fm/~7wb3z #
• 05:40 Another accidental find and it's pretty goofy and fun. I approve of this! ♫ blip.fm/~7wblb #
• 05:48 Ha! This is a damn good movie! ♫ blip.fm/~7wbzv #
• 06:05 If I wanted to sell my panties online what website could I use to do this that I wouldn't need a credit card/bank account to sign up with? #
• 06:14 I love mah daddy! ♫ blip.fm/~7wcyx #
• 06:21 Oh lady, he rocks me harder... ♫ blip.fm/~7wd7h #
• 07:07 My Daily Twittascope - bit.ly/14F8UO #
• 07:10 Well Steve WAS supposed to pick me up to get some taco bell but it looks like he might be pussin' out. WACK. #
• 07:15 I am finally done with that video! It is HOOOOOOT and will be going up on the site (undressjess.com) later this week, holmes! #
• 07:20 Buy me this coffee maker I will give you a 3 month pass to undressjess.com! minurl.fr/l1g That's a whole month for fucking FREE! #
• 07:23 Yaaaaaay! I'm going to Steak N' Shake! #
• 07:25 Buy me this coffee maker I will give you a 3 month pass to undressjess.com! minurl.fr/l1g That's a whole month for fucking FREE! #
• 09:53 Just took my 17th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 10:09 Nighty night to my naughty nuggets on lovers lane! minurl.fr/l2v #
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• 20:38 I have a doctors appoitment at 5:45pm today so tonights show will be at 10pm CST and it's in 3D so don't forget your red and blue 3D specs! #
• 20:54 God damnit Jeb's stomach must have been acting up and he has "gotten sick" in my living room. I am looking forward to cleaning that up. ... #
• 22:06 OMG! My Peek is here! #
• 22:23 What time is it in PST right NOW? #
• 22:25 I just bought more stuff for my burlesque audition off of the hottopic.com clearance "rack"! Yay for sequined hot pants! #
• 00:27 I just got back from the doctor and I have gained 20 lbs since I have been out of my effing meds. Luckily I should have them again tomorrow. #
• 00:31 FYI: I am irritable as hell after getting that shit news from the doctor so don't fuck with me or I will be forced to throw things at you! #
• 00:50 Great I just found out that camz MIGHT be down and I may not be able to do my show at 10pm (CST) tonight. I'll keep you all updated! #
• 01:19 My peek isn't connecting to the damn network so I am having trouble you know getting it to be set up. Man I am having a trying day... #
• 01:25 Camz is working again so the 3D chat is still on for 10pm CST on undressjess.com! I am going to have a quick nap now while the Peek charges. #
• 01:34 I dedicate this song to the shit-ass-fuck of a day I have had... ♫ blip.fm/~7y4hq #
• 02:45 The UndressJess word of the day is "dilapidated". Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOTD #
• 02:46 I don't feel good you guys. I think my birthcontrol has made me ill since I was off of it for nearly a week. I am canceling tonights show:( #
• 02:56 Jeb just had the runs again in the livingroom (I cleaned it up), Tink the cat vomited... Um what's wrong with us? Did we eat something bad? #

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