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• 04:07 I have this laptop with xp installed instead of vista for sale for $350! ping.fm/0DJLh Check it! #
• 05:30 How do I find movie maker on the windows site to install on windows 7? #
• 06:33 I am getting everything I need from my other computers as we speak! I am sending it to myself through aim so it will take all night though. #
• 06:47 Want to see a free booty dance video featuring a teeny tiny thong? Then go vote for this video to win! ping.fm/3fCMi #
• 07:39 Hey vote for my buddy! She's all oily and wearing a teeny tiny thong in her free contest video, whoot! ping.fm/DyZJf #
• 08:20 I need to hit the sheets! I'm going to walk the dog and get in bed by 3am... I hope. Have a good night holmes! #
• 08:51 I'm selling a Sony Vaio model#VGN-FZ140E for $350! If you are interested email me! jess@undressjess.com :) #
• 13:50 Although your mind is firmly tethered to your future, today's ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:25 Dude there is some movie on tv with old school Pam Grier as a lead actress... She seriously was (and still is) hot as HELL! #
• 19:52 ED-IT! ED-IT! I'm a edit machine! Watch me get down! Watch me get down! I'm gonna do-do-do -do-do my thing on the new PC! #
• 20:40 Is that Penny Flame on The Sex Addition show with Dr. Drew? #
• 20:51 I'm so pissed! I just got the new HD foundation by Coastal Scents (from my beauty wishlist) and it's like WAY too light! Watch out girls! #
• 21:33 The spycams on undressjess.com are down because the cable dude is coming to mess with my internet... I'll turn them back on later tonight! #
• 22:41 This cable guy is 70 years old and capped my internet saying that my connection is TOO HIGH when it's act ually freezing out. I'm pissed. #
• 00:06 If I get 1 more prob w/ my internet this week I'm telling Insight good-bye! I'd rather have a reliable connection than a "fast" one... #
• 02:02 Homies/members of undressjess.com! ATTENTION! Please go read the new members only blog post that just went up! PRONTO! :) #

My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)

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• 03:03 Has anyone else's internet (if you have Insight) been screwing up all day? This keeps effing up my spycams! #
• 04:11 I was supposed to do tonight's show on a new network but they haven't got back with me on how to fix the html code for you guys to see! #
• 04:12 Which means that even if I did the show no one on undressjess.com would be able to access it. So sorry guys, unless they get back with me... #
• 04:13 There will be no members show on undressjess.com tonight! I will see if they have a number I can call for next Saturday if there are issues! #
• 07:07 I just had a dream that I cut off my hand, what do you t hink that means? #
• 09:53 I'm really sad that I didn't get a chance to see Leslie this weekend. It makes me want to cut my hand off:( #
• 10:37 Has anyone ever tried this? (Especially if you have had a stroke like me or a blot clot?) ping.fm/gY4D6 If so, how was it? #
• 10:42 ping.fm/cbBbF STRETCHY PANTS! Gotta have it! #
• 11:04 ...Going to bed. I hope to REALLY get some stuff done tomorrow! I'm so slow and behind and TIRED. Strokes and blood thinners seriously suck. #
• 13:42 Someone may be like the fly in your ointment now, buzzing arou... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 20:51 I'm going to buy this computer in a minute! ping.fm/RBKbn #
• 21:32 What's the easiest way to transfer my data from one laptop to another? I need to do that! (And not pay someone to do it for me!) #
• 00:49 I just bought this laptop and I bought my first Blu-Ray as well! ping.fm/05fwq Guess what it is? It's soooo cheesy! #
• 00:58 Remember guys I am sending ALL twitter direct messages to my spam folder so if you want me you hav e to email me! jess@undressjess.com #
• 01:03 I am selling a Sony Vaio model PCG-384L type VGN-F2140E for (with installed xp instead of vista!) $350 if you are interested! #
• 01:51 Correction! The computer is a PCG-384L VGN-FZ140E #
• 02:07 My Sunday night show is starting now on undressjess.com! I couldn't get my new pc fixed up in time so I am using my old laptop:) #

My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)

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• 04:10 I just set up my Charlie Brown Christmas tree, but where should I put it that it won't get knocked over and broken by the cats? #
• 04:59 I am checking the video quality on my new camera... Here it is! ping.fm/Xn0JP #
• 13:44 It's easy for you to be upbeat today, but you could go overboa... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:58 Where can I get something like this for cheaper than the price it's listed for here? #
• 00:17 A bunch of stuff from my wishlist got here today! I got the Charlie Brown Hol iday Collection, Crooklyn and a bunch of supplements! Yay! #
• 00:50 I'm going to take a nap and then get up and make some coffee. I am the queen of sleep! #
• 01:11 Can someone take me to BestBuy right NOW? They have an 8gb HP laptop with an led screen for $700! PLEASE SOMEONE TAKE ME! #
• 01:24 What do you think of this computer? ping.fm/jpJz4 #
• 01:32 Is this pc better for editing ping.fm/P6Ecy compared to this one? ping.fm/0EzOb #

My daily tweets can be followed in real ti me @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)

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• 03:12 I'm watching "The Girls Next Door" and the twins are taking pole dancing. I want to take pole dance! I've never been able to work the pole:( #
• 03:56 I am so tired it HURTS! Please make it stop! I can't seem to get any of this video edited... I keep getting distracted! #
• 04:11 There are myspace commercials now? Um, why? Is myspace that threatened by facebook? #
• 07:10 Ha! I found just the right dating site for you folks that love you some yellow skin! (Asians that is!) ping.fm/KYBb3 #
• 07:56 Add me on Facebook! (Since it's the coolest "new" thing and all...) ping.fm/b2y80 #
• 09:03 I LOOOOOOOOVE COLD CASE! That show is totally the shit! :D It always makes me cry like a big wimp-puss. #
• 09:39 The older I get the more I enjoy the "imperfections" in myself and others. #
• 09:59 I want this dress: ping.fm/j6iUz But the medical bills are telling me, "No" but my heart says, "YES"! #
• 10:28 I think my melatonin is kicking in now. I didn't finish editing that video tonight so I hope to get that & more done tomorrow! Wish me luck? #
• 13:46 You may be looking forward to the weekend because there's a lo... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:01 What the fuck is up is up with this IQ bullshit on twitter? People stop clicking on shit if you don't know what it is! #
• 21:28 This is out of hand. I am no longer accepting twitter DMs. I am deleting them as I receive them. Email me instead: jess@undressjess.com #
• 21:57 LKFAJ: My favorite colors are green, orange and pink/red. In that order! #
• 23:13 REMINDER! I am no longer reading my twitter direct messages due to the spam so if you need somet hing email me instead! jess@undressjess.com #
• 01:01 WTF. I have a members show in an hour and I am completely tired. I haven't even done anything today to BE tired. #

My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)

A Quote!

Happy Thanksgiving. A toast: Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be. -Hunter S. Thompson

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• 04:24 Anyone want to grab a few beers with me? I'm thirsty for some booze! #
• 05:23 I'm gonna go get some beers and play with my new digicam! I'll let you know what I think of it! #
• 12:13 A guy told me my apt building has been stinky since I moved in and I am horribly paranoid that my apt smells like an animal kingdom now. #
• 14:18 Conceptually, you know what's in the best interest for everyon... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:24 I am SUPER hung over! I can't wait for my grandma to get over here with food. She's bringing my 17 year old cousin so spycams will be off! #
• 21:55 LKFAJ: My two favorite colors are green and orange! #
• 22:34 Ok guys my underage cousin is on her way so the spycams are going off until further notice! :) Yay, dinner is coming! #
• 00:35 The spycams are back up! I am sleepy:( I don't have the energy to even walk my dear dog... That's bad! Stupid blood thinner! #
• 01:05 How do you rid a place of pet smell? I mean the litter box is clean but I have three cats and a dog. What will neutralize the smell of pets? #
• 01:51 Let me just say I mean like dog sweat smell is what I am talking about not pee or anything. He pee's outside like a good boy:) #
• 01:56 I don't think I have to let you guys know but just in case I do... There is no show tonight on undressjess.com cause it's Thanksgiving! :) #
• 02:25 What channel is ABC on Insight digital cable? #
• 02:34 Dude, Shakira is effing hot. I want that new album and I am not afraid to admit it! ping.fm/Ntszi #

My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)

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• 03:16 Hey, members of UndressJess.com, please go check out the members only blog post that just went up! It's important! #
• 03:29 I just posted a public blog entry about my current situation with my health and my issues with "time"... Go read! ping.fm/LT3YT #
• 07:28 ...Gonna walk Jeb and then get to bed. I want to tackle a BUNCH of backed up work tomorrow including adding that new spycam to the bathroom! #
• 08:05 What is that "One More Time" song on the new Taco Bell commercial?! I must know!!! #
• 08:26 I'm so glad my two biggest heroes; Margaret Cho and Amanda P almer are so "close"... ping.fm/XBYWm XD!!! #
• 08:58 I just spilled a little water on my electric heated mattress pad. Do you think it'll electrocute me now if I lay back down on it? :( #
• 09:05 Well if you don't hear from me tomorrow, check the bedroom spycam. I'll probably be laying there electrocuted to death... NIGHTY! :) #
• 13:59 Be careful with your money today, for you could find yourself ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 19:27 Cool stuff from my wishlist arrived this morning! INCLUDING my new digicam! I can't wait to get it working (and receive the memory card)! #
• 19:39 Are there "Black Friday" deals online? I want an Ipod and I can't afford the full price:( #
• 20:11 Can you guys see this? @Zveshi is trying to show me how to retweet someones name so everyone can see it! (By the way he's sexy!) #
• 21:14 What should I make for lunch? I'm HONK-REE! #
• 21:48 Weird question... What is a safe cleaner to wipe down my walls with? That won't strip the painting off of them? #
• 21:55 Some of my best friends knows me by an entirely different name. "Jericka." I went a s "Jericka" for two years. Inspired by "Jem". #
• 23:33 After this file that's sending goes through I am going to turn off my messengers for a few days so I can actually get something done! #
• 00:49 I have a bath themed member's show on undressjess.com in 12 minutes! I better go start running the water! #
• 01:04 I'm live in my member chat & running the water & getting everything ready! Pretend like I'm a big turkey & we are cooking me in the tub! :) #
• 02:15 I'm chatting online and eating a snack! I'm still in my robe from the bath! Come hang out! ping.fm/NArAt #

My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)

A Rant On "Time"

Time… I don’t have it. I try to keep all of my to do’s and to don’ts in check and in order but nothing seems to work.

As you probably know. I had a stroke a month and a week ago. It prevented me from being able to perform or work on my online projects updating my sites and all of the normal work I generally have to do for nearly 3 weeks. This is mainly due to the fact that I was in the hospital for over a week and couldn’t read a lick for two weeks.

Someone eventually brought my net-book to the hospital for me to try to check my emails which by that point were backed up worse than I have ever seen them. ( I generally get about 300-400 emails a day. They range from business folks, affiliates, members, fans and some of these emails are well disguised spam which has to be waded through to determine which is which…)

When I first got my sick little hands on my tiny net-book I was so infuriated at the fact that I couldn’t understand ANY of my emails or ANY of my instant messages. My Doctor said I shouldn’t worry about it and that I should try to take it easy until the first of the new year. But I just can’t do things like that. I have to push my limits.


So here we are a month and a week after the said event of UndressJess having her stroke. I am obviously typing this. I am not having a friend transcribe what I want to say down to the key board. I’m a big girl that’s doing it for herself But it’s still extremely difficult for me to communicate this way. First of all like a dyslexic I am constantly misspelling words that I previously knew how to spell correctly, I am omitting words entirely from written sentences, and my sentence structure is lacking… to say the least. Each time I post a twitter update I have to reread the damned thing 50 million times to make sure everything is spelled correctly, nothing is left out and that it’s in the right order and readable.

It certainly does NOT help that I am an individual with a serious case of ADD… (Attention Deficit Disorder) I have been taking Adderal to help with this for the last million years. And now all of a sudden my doctor doesn’t want me to ingest any medicine that may interact with the blood thinners I am on or that may trigger another Stroke. Don’t get me wrong, this is not what they think may have caused the stroke in the first place, they just want to play it “safe”.

Not having my ADD meds to help me focus is really taking a shit on my recovery as well as standing in the way of me attempting to get anything done for my business. I can’t seem to focus on anything for more than 3 minutes and relearning to read has been a bitch because of this. I’m really surprised I have gotten so far. I wish I knew of a natural remedy for ADD or of something that could help with it NATURALLY in a NON-DANGEROUS way. This whole stroke thing has really made me weary of taking anything without doing thorough research on it first… This brings me to what they think might have caused it in the first place.

Brace yourself! It was my fucking birth control… LITERALLY. That’s so great for me considering I love to have sex and my members love to watch me have sex on my 18 (soon to be 20) 24/7 spy cams located all over my house. I also have an issue with condoms, because if I use them my vah-jay-jay will swell up to double it’s size and it’s extremely sensitive and even painful if you touch it for a week afterward. I don’t know what this is about because as far as I know I have not had a latex reaction to anything else. So I am at a loss on what to do about this.


Thinking about all of this is so overwhelming sometimes I just want to collapse into a ball and scream and cry… and honestly sometimes I HAVE TO DO THAT! You might wonder what the hell is wrong with me if you see me do this on my spy cams. I’m usually fine so don’t worry. I just need some way to get this muck out of my soul! Does that make any sense or am I just talking out of my ass here?

If I could just spend my day doing anything I wanted to do without having to worry about making a living through an internet business; I would paint, sing, choreograph dances, play the Wii, write stories, make movies, spend all day at the library and at the coffee shop. I think a lot of people misunderstand what I really do here in my home. Yes I work from home, but what does that mean?
Let me just name a few responsibilities that I have as a webmaster of my own smutty solo alt girl site:

1. Marketing
a. This takes up most of my time and includes just about anything a person can do to get their name out there to an many people as possible and get them interested in you and your work.
b. This is probably the most time consuming part of my job.

2. Creating Content
a. To do this you need to preferably have a nice area (or plans to shoot elsewhere) where you can film or take pictures. I rarely have time to just CLEAN or freshen up my area before I do this because I am doing so many things at once.
b. This adds more stress to the equation: MONEY! You need money to buy cute and sexy lingerie to model in and out of, to buy the equipment needed to compete with this very saturated market of solo girl sites popping up every day, beauty products like fake hair, make-up that works with HD photography and film (this shit is EXPENSIVE!), fake tan products that make your body look more appealing, skin care and supplements that help aid your body in aging gracefully but less quickly (considering I am in the “teen/babe” market. Hey everyone should start early!) and there is SOOOO much more.

Luckily I have amazing fans and members that want to see me in high quality pictures and videos and in nice sexy lingerie and they want to see me look and feel awesome about myself so a lot of this stuff is provided for me via the wish lists:
1. http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/WLFKOINITPGK
2. http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/1BICJUHQA75SX

3. Editing Content
a. So now that I have content out the ass I have to edit it. Sometimes the lighting in photos SUCKS and needs to be brightened. Some times in the middle of me dildo-ing myself on a rickety bar stool I fall off and I don’t want to embarrass myself so I edit it out! This shit takes up more time than you know!
b. Because I don’t have a PC built for editing or (even better) a MAC I am constantly having to restart my computer because it has frozen up. I have to use more than one program to get the effect that I am looking for, or the program just crashes and I lose the video that I have been working on painstakingly for 2 long hours. THIS SUCKS! I was saving up to buy myself the king of all MAC computers to do this on but because of my recent medical expenses I won’t be buying ANYTHING for quite awhile.


4. Emails
a. I am not wanting you guys to think I don’t love hearing from you because I really do appreciate being loved! But sometimes it gets overwhelming!
b. I have emails from affiliates asking for things like special fan sign photos for them to use to promote me and they want it that day… See it takes me nearly 4 hours to get ready to take my pro photos and I do the pro photo-sets all at one time 2 to 4 times a year. The other sets are DIY and aren’t going to be as fancy. But even with those I have to have the best lighting and be all made up. So by the time I get around to doing new photo sets the highlighted email asking for the fan picture is now 3 pages back in the email archive and I totally miss doing it!

c. I am trying to be more organized, I have been trying to be for months but it’s so hard when my brain is only half working and I have ADD and NOW I can add dyslexia to the list (I really hope this is only temporary). I am so frustrated all the time I could hit myself in the face.

The last thing I am doing to list even though there is MUCH more to be said about updating, performing members shows, coding, providing new features to the site to get members entertained at all times and what not but this is another huge on for me…

5. Research!
a. It may look like I am just browsing the internet but I am continually looking at what other sites are doing, b. What is the new standard? Recently everything went to HD and I am still working on that myself but now people are even working on providing SUPER HD resolution which ends up being like blu-ray quality! So this means I need a camera that is compatible with that! (There is a cheaper portable one on my wish list that does this guys! *Hint! Hint!* ) But yeah the industry is constantly changing and I am barely hanging on trying to keep up! Can you imagine how stressful this is? Although I must say (and without any shame) my site offers must more than the average solo girl site out there. I update weekly both with pics and videos, I have 18 (soon to be 20) spy cams on me 24/7, daily cam shows (though I’ve been missing this more often due to my stroke and the exhaustion from taking these stupid blood thinners, I still end up doing a hell of a ton more live members shows than my fellow cam sistas) when most girls do one once a month or every blue moon, I have access to more spy cams/cam shows by other folks other than myself than any other site on the internet and for WAY less money. I also have a fetish section I have been slowly working on adding more and more to, my members get direct access to my personal messaging handles and email address and thus can contact me whenever they have any questions or suggestions. I really love my site and although it’s a LOT of work it’s certainly a labor of love! I just need more time... A longer day.

Are you stalking me?

• 03:05 I should be live in tonight's member's show on undressjess.com right now but why is not one in chat? Am I even showing up? #
• 04:48 Seriously going out and having to run these stupid fucking errands always shoots my day to hell. I can never get anything fucking gone! #
• 05:34 I found an adderal in my purse. I might take it... I need to get work done, and it IS worth risking my health. #
• 05:54 Does "The Sims Online" still exist? If so, who wants to join it and play it with me? Any other game suggestions? #
• 05:56 Awe:( It's dead! ping.fm/eYVCY I should have playe d it back in high school like everyone else, damn it! #
• 07:05 I'm watching this movie "Anvil" with my buddy Bruce. So don't get mad if I don't respond to you! :) #
• 08:58 The movie was pretty sweet but I have been so distracted that it has taken me 2 hrs to edit a 10 minute movie. I'm brilliant! #
• 09:27 I restarted the pc and it didn't save a thing. I am going to totally have to re-edit the damn thing. I don't think I have it in me tonight:( #
• 10:06 X-Mas is coming and you know what I want? I real deal IPOD! ping.fm/EA8gS I've never had one of those:( I'm behind the times:( #
• 10:28 Let's get positive! Everyone go around the room and name one physical thing you like about yourself! I have AWESOME skin! Now you go ! :) #
• 15:19 Your dreams can actually help to answer a lingering question t... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 17:12 I just woke up and god damn it's cold up in here! I'm making a vat of coffee to cure my woes! #
• 17:41 I'm gonna eat some toast and drink some coffee while I stare at the boob tube and attempt to wake up... Wish me luck! #
• 20:00 This pisses me off so bad. T his is the time I feel like I could start getting things done and of course I have to leave in a fucking minute. #
• 22:02 I just drove around in a car with my crazy grandma for an hour looking for a doctor who's office was located right across the street... #
• 22:04 When I finally arrived at the doctor's office he hit me on the knee, stuck me with a pin and asked me if I could read yet & charged me $250. #
• 01:37 I am finally writing a blog entry but because of my stroke induced dyslexia I need some help with editing it before I post, can you help? #

My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)

My favorite Beauty Products!

My Favorite Beauty Products!
by UndressJess

Here are the links to the products listed in this video:

HALO HYDRATING PERFECTING POWDER

(Watch the video!)

http://www.miniurl.com/22172

Clinique Blush in “Sunset Glow”

http://www.miniurl.com/22173

Styli-Style Shadow Base

http://www.miniurl.com/22175

Hard Candy Lash Tinsel

http://www.miniurl.com/22177

Clean and Clear Invisible Shine Control Powder

http://www.miniurl.com/22178

And this is my “Beauty WishList” URL if you want to send me something to beautify myself and/or review! Also you can check out the products that HAVE been bought for me as well as the ones I am looking to receive!

http://amzn.com/w/WLFKOINITPGK

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• 03:12 Yay! Guess who is doing private shows now? ME! ping.fm/RUXkz Come hang out for free until I start a show! #
• 03:13 I'm live on cam right now at PrivateCamZ so come by for a chat and some playtime with me! bit.ly/47Ipo1/?x=42147494 #
• 04:04 It was super slow on cam tonight! It made me want onion rings for some reason... I have weird craving:( #
• 04:25 There is a local car dealer in town that is offering a free Wii or a "SHOT GUN" if you buy a car from them before Christmas. Um... #
• 04:50 I just remembered that I don't have a bra on and it feels so good! Yay for shaking titties! ping.fm/4MqGf #
• 05:52 Icecream and cake get's even BETTER! Impossible you say? Check it out! ping.fm/hW5m3 #
• 06:54 Hey fellow web hotties! Have you read this book? If so how was it? ping.fm/7lLE3 #
• 07:18 Have any of you webcam sisters worked with flirt4free? I have a girlfriend telling me that they rude... #
• 13:57 Your generosity may catch others off guard today, for you are ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?s ign=11 #
• 17:50 Coastal Scents has NEW HD foundation for really cheap! ping.fm/Z218u I wonder if they will send out samples so I can test it? #
• 18:53 Random Fact About Jess: (RFAJ) I have had the same Social Security Card since I was born. And I have always risked keeping it in my wallet. #
• 19:39 Time to run fucking stupid medical related errands. Please fucking shoot me in the ass, god damn it! #
• 22:23 I only got 1 thing off of my wishlist today. But it was something I've really been needing! StriVectin! I've been out of this for 2 months! #
• 22:30 My dog is hanging out in the crate I put him in when I have to go away. That is so weird! He brought some toys in there and everything! #
• 23:27 I was in the other room for 1mins and my dog dug in a zippered part of my purse and got my diva cup out AGAIN! It better not be eaten... #
• 23:29 This is seriously like the 15ths Diva Cup he has stolen and eaten. It was even in it's fucking pouch... I better fucking find it! #
• 00:08 That Diva Cup seems to be goon forever. If you don't want me to kill my dog you should buy me a new one, pronto! ping.fm/KHA0O #
• 00:41 I'm cooking mushroom and garlic rice with grilled lemon butter salmon, both with a with a pinch of oregano and sea salt! #
• 01:51 Sylar on Heroes is fucking hot as hell. I want me an evil villain boy toy! #
• 02:11 I let Jeb out of time-out to lead me to the DivaCub. So far he hasn't. He couldn't have eaten the whole cup + the little cloth pouch, right? #
• 02:22 I've found that the problem with recording in HD is that you can't upload it just anywhere:( I better keep my regular camcorder as well! #
• 02:55 I was supposed to do my members show at 9pm CST (in 10 mins) for undressjess.com through rude.com but somehow I messed up the scheduling:( #

My daily tweets can be followed in real time @ www.twitter.com/undressjess :)

Icecream & CAKE!

Are you stalking me?

• 04:19 I LOVE modcloth.com... Who's with me on this? :) #
• 04:45 Haha! WTF is this? I wasn't even drunk here: ping.fm/hIgsv #
• 05:17 I'm going to try to get a few things done tonight because I have to go to bed super early (midnightish) tomorrow! 1st to finish a blog post! #
• 05:18 Get me a portable HD cam and I'll give you a 8 month pass to undressjess.com or a 10 month pass to my shakinit page! ping.fm/i0vkD #
• 08:48 Just updated my twitter Top Friends! Go here and add me to yours fave140.com/i /UndressJess_432a00be #Fave140 #
• 09:02 Seriously... I have no fucking idea why I am friends with these people when they treat me like I have no fucking feelings what so ever. #
• 09:34 It rains "shame" and "GUILT" quite often, but I never seem to catch the weather when it's raining men... #
• 09:46 These family movies on TBS are rockin' my world tonight! Of course this means I didn't get jack done. Oh well, time for a hot oil treatment! #
• 10:49 OMG! Look how cool this necklace is! ping.fm/e1iY4 I want! ping.fm/OAGhi #
• 11:49 The hot oil treatment is now on my hair! I'll wash it out when I wake it up tomorrow! Yay for "good hair"! #
• 13:51 The Moon's return to your sign gives you permission to express... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 22:58 I seriously just woke up. I hate when I do this. I have to get up super early for the dumbest appointment tomorrow too! #
• 23:47 I must get off of my ass and walk my dog and then rinse out the hot oil treatment from my hair! Now... GO Jess GO! #
• 00:10 I'm jumping in the tub! I bet you wanna w atch don't you?! Alright, I'll let you! ping.fm/sbwaW Go spycams GO! #
• 01:47 I have a huge ass bruise on my leg! I mean it's HUGE. Thanks blood thinners! #
• 01:52 This commercial rules. I wish I could download the song and do a shakinit dance to it, hahaha! ping.fm/xl5sd #
• 02:03 I'm doing my show on undressjess.com now! It's time for Truth or Dare Trivia with the one and only UNDRESSJESS! ping.fm/RYAlc #

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Haha! Someone took this video of me while I was life-casting!

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• 03:09 I'm doing half price shows tonight! I am also selling these thongs I am wearing in tonight's shows! Check it out! ping.fm/5NHZE #
• 03:10 To find out all the the sites I am doing shows through tonight check out my blog! ping.fm/4aheG :) #
• 03:14 Want me all to yourself? I'm online and ready for private 1on1 cam shows over at PrivateCamZ bit.ly/47Ipo1/?x=42147494 #
• 04:46 Well that last show wore me out pretty good! I need to walk the dog and recharge! ...I'm calling "Moe tha Hoe"! What's she doing? #< /li>
• 05:13 Moe didn't pick up:( I am pretending like I know how to cook Indian food. But I am making it up as I go! #
• 05:49 Steel Magnolias is on! I totally want a blood red velvet armadillo cake when I get married! #
• 06:06 ping.fm/NEuFm I still need a new camera and camcorder! Do see what I am offering for sending me one! :) #
• 06:19 I'm gonna add another spy cam to my site tonight. I want a total of 20 and this will make 19! Put it in the kitchen on bedroom? #
• 08:13 Where can I find hip but affordable rubs? This one that I have sucks really effing bad... #
• 08:52 Ooops! I meant *rugs! Sorry about that:) #
• 08:54 Do you think taking Tonalin CLA would mess with my blood thinner? My doctor honestly didn't know... #
• 10:49 I'm going to walk Jeb for the last time tonight and jump into bed. I have a friend coming to visit in the morning! I hope I can wake up:( #
• 11:11 Hey adult models & cam girls! I'm looking for a place to sell my panties... Like a site, could you suggest some places? Please & thanks! :) #
• 13:55 You are feeling on edge today and may be uneasy with other peo... More for Aquarius twit tascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:26 I'm really sleepy today BUT I am extremely happy I made myself get up and listen to my buddy's story he is writing. It's really good! #
• 21:45 I'm making garlic broccoli and mac n' cheese with sour cream. Yeah I have taste... #
• 22:32 Girls that want Baby Alive dolls have issues to say the least. I mean who wants a doll that shits & pisses? They'll be preggo before age 15. #
• 02:54 *Correction! "Hey there homies and members of undressjess.com! Please go read the members only blog entry I just posted! Thanks! :)" #

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• 03:24 I REALLY don't feel good tonight. This sucks so bad. I don't feel like getting sexy in tonight's show. I feel like vomiting. #
• 03:46 Please forgive me! I am not feeling well today and thus I am canceling my show tonight on undressjess.com:( Check the members only blog! #
• 14:08 You have the ability to inspire others to great heights today ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 21:19 I NEED a new camera to take awesome pics and videos for my site! Get a 2 year pass to my site for getting me a cam! ping.fm/pl0sR #< /li>
• 21:38 My grandma is bringing me popcorn chicken from Sonic! I love those damn little bits of yummy bird! #
• 21:44 OMG Tyra's next episode is all about fake hair (weaves, hair pieces and wigs)! You KNOW I'm gonna be watching this! Watch it with me ladies! #
• 23:37 I'm getting ready for my show tonight! I'm doing the lingerie strip tease show, what should I wear? #
• 01:24 I picked out what I am wearing and stripping out of in tonight's lingerie themed strip tease members show on undressjess.com! :) #
• 02:07 I'm live in my strip tease lingerie MEMBERS show now and I am getting the music set up as we speak! ping.fm/aSt9w :) #

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• 03:48 Guess who is still doing shows? I am doing them for a 3 full rs tonight to get cause up! I'm on the 3rd hr! ping.fm/b5Soe #
• 04:18 You only have 45 minutes to get a private show with yours truly! ping.fm/XTdCQ I better you there, damn it! :) #
• 07:27 I love long funny looking socks. They make my day! In other news... I should be healthier. Starting NOW! #
• 08:41 I need my hair trimmed but the one person I actually trust to cut my hair hates me. Damn my split ends! #
• 09:56 Is this camera: ping.fm/XDXk6 T he same as this one? ping.fm/R7aEs #
• 10:43 My 1st HD shakinit vid I was going on about is on my clip store so you can get it without joining to anything! www.miniurl.com/21809 #
• 11:55 I want to move back to the "burgh". I hate this "pseudo-city" area of town. No I don't, I'm just tired of it. #
• 14:14 You have secrets that you're not ready to reveal and the more ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 18:28 What makes corn pop? It's kind of weird when you think about it... #
• 22:32 My blood test was normal today... or normal is in within my allowed range. Anyways, I'm home now and I have having to leave to get tested. #
• 02:42 I just had a nap and I dreamed I was on the show "The Office". Like it was a real office and I worked there. Interesting... #

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• 04:36 I'm chatting with the cable buy that came over earlier online. He thinks the reason why I have had so much trouble is because of my routers! #
• 09:54 I ask for too much, don't I? In deguards to LOVE... #
• 10:19 It's so funny how some HAGS tend to age! #
• 10:23 I need these to fix my internet! ping.fm/g9OEw #
• 13:52 Professional recognition and appreciation for your hard work c... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 22:15 Who bought me the cable internet routers? I don't see an email about who got them? :( Let me know! #
• 22:40 My DIY clip-on hair extensions are almost finished! I have to wash my hair and iron it before I can wear them. So much work to be a lady! #
• 00:11 I have a members show in an hour! I hope the internet doesn't fuck up while I'm live:( #
• 01:04 I'm about to do my rub-a-dub tubby time members show on undressjess.com! Cum wash my back! ping.fm/9Wok5 #

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• 04:52 I just added my latest video update from undressjess.com to my clip store for you guys that like to pick and chose! ping.fm/wBzUh #
• 06:08 I just uploaded the video I updated my shakinit page with last week on my clip store... Wanna see mah booty twerk? ping.fm/YosIt ;) #
• 08:04 I'm getting some work done tonight. I'm proud of myself to say the least! Now I am off to try out my new earphones while I walk the dog! #
• 10:06 I totally earned my Sims 3 playing time tonight! Too bad I have to go to bed soon in order to be able to get up on the morning:( #
< li>10:17 I look at old pictures to keep myself "in control". #
• 14:01 Your social network is more like a lifeline to your future as ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 20:25 Yay! My Therapist canceled! This means I have NO appointments today! (Accept for the cable man that's coming soon...) WHOOT! #
• 00:02 Someone is totally hacking my internet. This is why I have been having issues. I may have to cancel my show tonight they are still fixing it #
• 01:31 They are going to run a scan & basically spy on my internet signal through the night and see w hat the issue is. Tonight's show is canceled:( #
• 02:35 I am so sleepy I think that I may explode! I am going to lay down then get up and try to finish that blog entry I started forever ago... #

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Fresh Off The Griddle!

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• 03:39 My internet is so fucked up and they can't even get here to try to fix it until Tuesday. This messes my business up so bad. I want to cry. #
• 04:15 Right now day to day living feels like I am wading through a thick swamp that's 5 feet deep. It's so fucking hard to get ahead! (Lately!) #
• 09:21 What I regret most in life is NOT remembering the time periods I cherish the most in full detail. Like the trip to DC. #
• 09:28 I need to relearn what it really means to be beautiful, inside and out. #
• 09:31 Remember 2 buy me the HD cam & I'll give you an 8 month pass to undressjess.com or a 10 month pass to my sh akinit page! ping.fm/kIqdn #
• 14:06 Your career should be your main focus now as the extreme Scorp... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 19:46 GREAT! My CHI Silk Infusion fell into the sink last night and all of it fan down the drain. Do you know how expensive that shit is? #
• 21:52 Patsy and I just drove all the way to the store where she realized she had left all of my checks in Newburgh. Great. Another wasted day... #
• 22:17 Hey there undressjess.com members! Please go and read my members only blog entry that I just posted! ping.fm/9kfDJ Than ks homies! #
• 22:30 I received a beautiful heart necklace and a ring that has STRENGTH proudly inscribed on the front of it from my wishlist today! Thank YOU! #
• 23:29 OMG The Sims 3 is flipping addicting! (I also got this in the mail from my wishlist today!) I need a new video card though:( #

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• 04:21 Where can I get the least expensive futon accessories? I need a new mattress and a new mattress cover! #
• 05:31 Bah! Nothing but frustration makes UndressJess an angry girl! #
• 08:23 I FINALLY got my video blog updated by transferring the file to the desktop and THEN uploading it... ping.fm/i9cyp Enjoy! #
• 09:30 I tried to do a system restore to see if that would help my laptop, but of course it didn't:( It made it totally WORSE. So I had to undo it. #
• 10:08 Buy me the Flip cam & I'll give you an 8 month pass to undressjess.com or a 10 month pass to my shakinit page! www.miniurl.com/21487 #
• 13:52 Although you may drift in and out of fantasy land today, at le... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 19:37 I'm going to walk the dog and then take a bath... Care to watch? :) ping.fm/BDMxr #
• 19:38 Buy me the Flip cam & I'll give you an 8 month pass to undressjess.com or a 10 month pass to my shakinit page! ping.fm/kIqdn #
• 22:34 The good thing about NOT having a weave is how awesome it feels to wash your hair at the roots. Whoot! #
• 00:39 I'm trying to get started on the work I am behind on using my new desk top which has NONE of the software that I need on it yet. This sucks! #
• 02:04 Hey guys! I'll be live in tonight's show in a second. I am still having trouble with my computer... #

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Health Update!

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• 03:13 I just have to remind myself to let things go. You can't take it any of this shit anywhere after you are dead so why worry about it now? #
• 03:59 Alright holmes' I'm about to go live in my Friday Night Truth or Dare Members Show on undressjess.com in 2 minutes! See you there! #
• 05:02 So sorry my show stopped suddenly tonight! Firefox shut down and wouldn't open back up like at all. I tried restarting it several times:( #
• 15:12 Even if you have worked yourself into an impossible situation,... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 18:03 I think it's "Do Back To Sleep Time& quot;. Yep my body tells me so! #
• 18:09 I MIGHT have got my main computer working again, but it occurred to me that it could be an issue with the firewall? #
• 18:14 I spoke to soon, I just tried to upload a large video file to youtube & the internet cut out immediately. What does this sound like to you? #
• 23:25 I finally woke up and I am craving Los Bravos like a heathen. I am not looking forward to messing with this fucking PC yet again... #
• 23:29 I had a dream that we had a cool burlesque/cabaret style "strip club" in town! That was exciting. I'd totally work there. I miss stripping. #
• 23:44 If facebook hardly working for anyone else or is it just me? #
• 00:45 So apparent when I try to upload my connection has "massive packet loss" so they are sending a specialist out on Tuesday. #
• 00:53 Great, so no longer am I just BEHIND but I am going to be even more behind before I can start getting caught up after they fix this shit. #
• 01:05 ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF UNDRESSJESS.COM! Please go read the members only blog update I just posted! Thank you! :) #
• 01:45 I just made extra cheesy rice with broccoli, carrots, asparagus, onions, red peppers, celery and a touch of sea salt and curry. YUM! < a href="http://twitter.com/undressjess/statuses/5724521046">#
• 02:23 The Wizard Of Oz is on TV! I am going to watch this & work on sewing those clip on extensions. It's been awhile since I've messed with them! #

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• 05:09 I kind of sort of pinched my nipple on totally accident just a second ago in tonight's show on undressjess.com. I am not a fan & it hurts:( #
• 05:15 I don't feel like I have gotten anything done today and yet I am so flipping tired. This fucking sucks dude! #
• 05:18 Random Fast About Jess = RFAJ: I stole the sweater that I have on from a stool at a bar. The girl was on stage singing karaoke. I rule. #
• 06:11 How long does UPS keep stuff before returning it? My grandma got a note on the 5th about them trying to deliver something & just NOW told me #
• 06:33 What is a good thing to do your schedule on/i n with XP? I need something decent! #
• 08:06 My internet isn't working on exactly ONE of my computers. The exact one I need to use to upload my video blog. Can the wifi card be fucked? #
• 08:43 Well internet explorer works so I think firefox has just been corrupted. I am just going to download it again. This has happened before:( #
• 09:18 I downloaded the newest firefox and it fixed my issue! Yay! #
• 09:20 Where can buy Levi's that were made in the 90's? I am watching Rosanne and Darlene's jeans are ROCKIN'! #
• 09:58 This is my favorite commercial EVER. I remember wat ching this late at night on MTV when I was like in 4th grade... ping.fm/FRzAe #
• 10:33 I am totally confused about what the hell is going on with my computer right now and I think I seriously fucking it up even more. #
• 11:23 I really hope I am %100 and I don't have to go to daily doctors appointments by January so I can still go back to beauty school! #
• 11:50 I'm feeding Jeb my left over pizza and about to go to bed. He ran out of Dog food today so this is his treat until I can get more tomorrow! #
• 14:07 You don't like being told that you cannot do something because... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 20:11 I am defragging my computer and scanning it for viruses and crap. I'll update the flash and java when I get back from my blood test. Lame! #
• 22:02 Yay! My blood is back to normal! They think the fish oil helped so thanks for suggesting that! #
• 22:18 My main pc is still going through scans and what not. I won't be getting much work done today. I how it's all done before my show at 8pm! #
• 23:24 I want this ring! ping.fm/wBYyv #
• 23:38 Hahahahaha, my new HOT ASS camming dress: ping.fm/aO2o3 (Yeah, I wish!) #
• 00:03 FYI... Since I am still messing with my computer (trying to fix it) I am pushing tonight's members show on undressjess.com to 10pm CST! #
• 00:34 I just opened my new gift for my Wii! It's a charger for my Wiimotes! Yay, wishlist! ping.fm/rq51p #
• 01:18 Oh cool the show isn't rescheduled for 10pm like the director of the network said it was:( #
• 01:18 So I have to figure out how to do a show in less than an hour with a effed up laptop! #
• 01:30 Yay! The show is at 10pm CST as I planned! The director homie fixed it! Whoot! #
• 02:48 My laptop has been defragging for almost 24 hours and was %32 done and then FROZE. GREAT! I have a members show still in about an hour... #

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• 03:31 I'm done doing shows tonight. I am soo tired and I have soo much to do! I hate having some sort of medical appointment daily:( Strokes suck. #
• 03:53 I made that preview video I uploaded on my shakinit page last night a tiny bit longer... You should enjoy that;) ping.fm/qZnPP #
• 04:39 I'm making Spanish rice tacos. I enjoy some tacos. You may have noticed? #
• 08:43 The batteries in my Kit-Cat Clock have been dead for 3 months and all of a sudden tonight it RANDOMLY started working AGAIN! The ghosts! #
• 09:40 Random fact about Jess: I haven't worn a tampon in over 3 years! I love my Diva Cup! And she loves my vagina! (When my dog doesn't eat it.) #
• 09:56 Look what the birth control that caused my stroke (Yaz) did to this sweet girl! ping.fm/e6OQp #
• 10:04 I am so tired I could pass out while still functioning and appear as if I am a zombie. A fetching zombie but zombie none the less! #
• 10:42 Are there sheer colored stickers that can be cut to fit windows to make them look sort of like stained glass? If so what are they called? #
• 11:08 I have never wanted to be more in love than I do right now... But I'm not. I'm just not. #
• 11:12 Do they still make Pink Oil Moisturizer? Cause I need something to calm down this afro right now... And that's what I used growing up. #
• 11:27 Nighty guys! I have ANOTHER appointment tomorrow at 2:30pm for speech therapy. This won't even be the last appointment this week STILL. #
• 14:25 Even your best-laid plans might meet up with opposition today,... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 19:21 Well I woke up late as hell this morning! I better hurry and get ready for my appointment with the speech therapist! #
• 19:35 Yay! I got too wish list packages in the mail at my house this morni ng! Let's see what I got! #
• 20:58 I obviously missed my speech appointment. There was just no effing way I could go anywhere today. I have another blood test tomorrow though. #
• 22:28 I have no idea how I was a vegan for so long considering dairy is my favorite food group... I love me some cheese! #
• 22:44 I'm about to attempt to write my first FULL blog entry since the stroke. This will take an hour worth of proof reading! Excuse the errors:( #
• 23:23 I just hooked up one of the gifts I got in the mail from my wishlist today! I got a PUR water filtration system! No more bottled water! Yay! #
• 23:35 My skin look AWESOME today! I seriously think it's due to my new anti-puff eye cream! NICE! #
• 00:22 Um, I really need a lap desk! I am trying to write a blog on the couch with my net book sitting on a box in my lap! ping.fm/ZiR8p #
• 00:46 Just to let you know the second two things I got in the mail from my wishlist today was a lift for my Wii Balance Board and a Brita pitcher! #
• 02:20 I have only written 4 paragraphs in the last 2 hours and I am worn out. I may try to finish this later:( #

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• 03:31 I had about a 2 hour nap and then had a belly dancing lesson with my neighbor. I can't seem to find my 3D cam for tonight's webcam show! #
• 03:37 Can anyone suggest a pair of earphones that stay on well and last through daily use? The ones I usually get break within 6 months:( #
• 03:52 My 3D show is in 10 minutes on undressjess.com and I STILL can't find the 3D cam:( Let me look in the bedroom! #
• 06:58 I am foiling copper red low lights into my newly strawberry blond hair. Neat huh? I have new weave hair to match it this way:) #
• 07:05 I found the earphones that I want! If you get them for me I will give you a WHOLE 4 MONTH PASS to undressjess.com! ping.fm/TXRMP #
• 09:02 I rinsed the red out of my hair. It's WAY more red than I was expecting:( I was hoping for a more muted copper to match my strawberry color! #
• 11:26 I just posted a SUPER FLIPPING HOT booty dance video on my shakinit page! Go check out the free teaser! ping.fm/nh8tc My butt rules:) #
• 12:11 I'm off to bed cause I have to see a brain specialist tomorrow but make sure you check out my sexy video I just posted! minu.me/m5a #
• 17:36 Your key planet Uranus is wired today as it forms a harm onious... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 18:20 I need to start stretching every night. I did last night and I am delightfully sore this morning. this HAS to be good for me! #
• 19:53 Off to the doctor I do! Be back later:) #
• 22:52 I am going to kill my dog. He pulled down and unplugged all of my spy cams AGAIN and this time got hair dye all of my NEW pillow cases. #
• 23:28 Wow! This set of a 100 markers and two extremely awesome coloring books arrived from my wish list today! How neat! Thanks! #
• 00:31 My spy cams are back up after my dog unplugging them and there is a bathtub fun show on undressjess.com in a half hour! ping.fm/BM5dL #
• 01:06 The show is starting! I even got some batteries for the NEW clit stimulator I got from my wish list! Also see my new red streaks in my hair! #
• 02:35 I need another one of those multiple plug in things. There just aren't enough sockets in the damned house! #
• 02:50 I'm doing HALF PRICE private cam chats for the next 30 minutes! (It's 8:50pm CST NOW) On here... ping.fm/bschO #

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• 03:22 I fucking hate when people act like they know everything about my situation and try to preach to me about how I should take care of myself. #
• 03:46 The newest video added to undressjess.com was now added to my clip store for purchase and individual download! ping.fm/mOw0M #
• 04:43 My friend Brittney would DIE to have this necklace... ping.fm/6CAvf #
• 08:13 I just fucking ran over my bathroom sink washing sex toys and sopped up all of my straightening and curling irons. They better still work! #
• 10:08 My internet is totally screwed so my spy cams are all down. I'm stealing someones wifi right now. I'll call the cable folks in the morning! #
• 17:29 So you guys know how much I love my Hitachi Wand right? Then send me accessories to enhance it's awesomeness! ping.fm/uQiA2 #
• 18:03 This song has always ruled! ♫ blip.fm/~g5b0k #
• 18:13 Does anyone even use myspace anymore? If so, you should add me! ping.fm/iAVkY #
• 22:39 I get back from my (mental) therapy and Jeb has pulled down and unplugged all of my spy cams AGAIN. This is enough to make someone go crazy. #
• 22:59 Ok the spy cams are back up and good news! I got some LOOONG USB extensions cords from my wish list today! Which means MORE SPY CAMS! #
• 23:16 Your professional future may be looking quite bright today, bu... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 23:17 I must have a nap now. I am insanely tired. It's retarded as hell. I hate these blood thinners, damn it! #

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• 07:14 I just got the Bump badge on #12seconds! - 12seconds.tv/channel/UndressJess #
• 07:17 I had two beers tonight and although I am aloud to have that amount I really hope they don't fuck up my blood test in anyway tomorrow! #
• 08:53 Is there a way for Camtasia to produce a video w/o compressing the project like AT ALL? I couldn't find any production option that didn't. #
• 09:49 The 2 videos updated on my shakinit page this week are now available at my clip store for individual purchase/download! ping.fm/8S4tw #
• 18:34 I did som ething dumb last night. I accidentally took a $100 bill to the bar with me & never even noticed until I saw my change later on! #
• 19:34 I'm getting ready to go get my blood tested in a few... Wish me luck! #
• 20:36 Whoo hoo! I got some great packages from my wishlist in the mail today! One item was a clit stimulator! That exciting to say the least... #
• 22:31 My blood is REALLY THICK. I could have a stroke @ any min & I thought the beers would make it thinner! Means it was even THICKER last night! #
• 01:07 Just took my 59th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 02:43 If everyone seems argumentative today, consider that your atti... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #

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• 03:26 Make a 175x50 banner for undressjess.com & I ACCEPT it and use it I'll give you a FREE week pass to the site! Send to jess@undressjess.com! #
• 09:38 Jay came over & watched TV w/ me to help me relax my mind. I'm going to bed now & I'll be updating undressjess.com w/ a new vid tomorrow! #
• 09:46 I'd love to have the "strength" ring from my jewelry wishlist to commemorate what I've done through w/ the stroke: ping.fm/fEgsf #
• 18:29 I forgot to tell you that my new shakinit video went up last night! Check out the teaser and tell me what you think! ping.fm/092kR #
• 20:05 God fucking damn it! I can't find my stupid cell phone battery anywhere! (I dropped it and it flew out.) #
• 20:07 I was saving these boxes in here for someone that is moving but they haven't picked them up after asking for them a week ago... Trash time! #
• 21:31 I really needed to call someone before 3pm today but I could never find my cell battery! I'm so worn out, this blood thinner is KILLING me! #
• 21:42 I'm gonna lay down for a minute while I brew my Green Tea w/ Goji Berry, Pomegranate and White Tea! I'll be back later homies! #
• 23:24 Have any of you cam girls used naked.com? If so what do you think? They seem personal and not like a huge company where you don't matter. #
• 00:09 This twitter spam is seriously going to make me stop answering ALL twitter DMs so if you need me email me instead! jess@undressjess.com #
• 01:40 About to give Jeb a quick walk around the block then its show time on undressjess.com! I am going to do all 7 daily members shows this week! #
• 02:06 I'm doing live right now on undressjess.com! It's time for Truth or Dare trivia!? I dare you to be there! ping.fm/JSPU7 #

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• 03:17 I'm doing half price sexy private cam shows for the next hour! Want some? ping.fm/lAKn7 :) Cum see me! #
• 04:09 Shows were pretty great tonight but I still need to know if and how you log into "nude chat" on camz, imlive and streamate! Let me know! #
• 05:13 I dunno if I should go outside to Cristine's wedding tomorrow. i really can't handle getting the flu after having a stroke! :( THIS SUCKS! #
• 06:21 The first Kill Bill is on VH1! I've never seen this! So far it's awesome though I didn't start watching it at the beginning:( #
• 06:48 #FF @doctoredlocks Im a ha ir extension drunky of all types. This store is truly one of faves for supplies and EXCELLENT hair extension info! #
• 07:47 OMG why hasn't anyone told me about this!?! ping.fm/86bJA Buy it for me NOW! (Plz!) ping.fm/QWmUR #
• 10:33 So I finally opened up google wave. I don't get it quite yet... #
• 10:42 I didn't get anything done tonight accept for getting my new shower curtain up! At least I'm glad that tomorrow I have NO APPOINTMENTS! #
• 10:44 So that means I should hopefully get caught up with all of my crap during the day tomorrow so I can go out with Bruce in the evening! Whoot! #
• 11:27 I'd like to remind you guys that I DID have a stroke 3 weeks ago and I am now SWAMPED with medical bills. minu.me/1aoq Can you help? #
• 18:03 I don't know what I should do. There is supposed to be someone coming to pick me up to go to Cristine's wedding at like 1:30pm! #
• 18:10 Has Disby been messing up and freezing up and shutting down for anyone else? #
• 20:48 I'm going to go take a nice long relaxing bath! Make sure you come join in on the fun via spy cam @undressjess.com! ping.fm/jnmv7 #
• 22:07 My hair feels super healthy even after coloring it blond last week, thank to these products suggested by her video! ping.fm/vAlYv #
• 22:40 What should I make for dinner? Hmmmm... Let me go look in the cupboard! #
• 00:20 Alright I am waiting my my first edited video to load on my shakinit page tonight and waiting for it to finish! Until that... more TV! #
• 01:07 Oh my fucking god! Movie Maker keeps fucking shutting down while I try to fix this damned video! It's done it like 15 times at least. #
• 02:00 I restarted my dumb machine and finally got it to work, or course I have another whole video to edit though:( #

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• 03:21 All of you ladies have 2 do out & buy this awesome new Hard Candy glitter mascara! Get it @Wal-Mart, the only place you can get Hard Candy! #
• 03:49 I may go to bed early tonight... Or just take a little nap and then get back up and TRY to get at least one work related thing accomplished. #
• 06:02 I'm having my friend pimp out my new desk top so I can blow all of my time playing the new Sims3! Buy it for me! ping.fm/M6OCm #
• 06:40 I am so denied of sex right now that I think I just dropped a load a vah jay jay jizz in my jeans while JUST walking across the damn room... #
• 07:05 WTF!? Ihop has eggnog pancakes now? MUST HAVE! Who wants to go? #
• 07:20 The curse of the newb strikes again! ping.fm/WVIix Seriously does he live in the 50's? #
• 08:57 Does anyone have an extra invite to Google Wave that they can send me? jess@undressjess.com :) Do it NOW! #
• 15:32 Damn it! I still had my alarm set for 9am this morning from yesterday and now I'm all awake and shit! #
• 15:42 Oh cool I got another email about how if I don't change my "ways" I will die soon and my stroke was a warning... Um thanks! #
• 15:46< /em> I just ate a piece of cinnamon bread toast with strawberry cream cheese and now i am going back to bed. I'll be back in a few hours:) #
• 15:57 While I am off napping you should buy me the new Sims3 for my new desktop I just got from my wish list! ping.fm/IyY2I #
• 19:10 There just ain't nothing like tacos for breakfast! #
• 22:48 Yay, my year supply of clotamin came in the mail from my wishlist today! It's the vitamin of folks like me on blood thinners! #
• 22:50 I'm doing my 3rd members show this week tonight at 8pm CST! I will start doing all 7 of my daily shows again next week! Did you miss me? #
• 22:59 It's funny how strippers look down on porn models and porn models look down on strippers. Even if it's non-nude sexy pics or vids it's PORN! #
• 23:45 Wow! I really wish I could blow money on this! ping.fm/dsp9w #
• 23:54 I'm going to lay down for awhile before I do my members show on undressjess.com at 8pm CST! I'll see you guys there:) #
• 00:01 Just took my 58th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 01:22 Your undying optimism is on a collision course with reality, y... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 01:40 I like that 24/7 Maybeline foundation so much that I brought my grandma some today! I suggest everyone try it! #
• 01:42 #FF @IzzyCharm @VelvetSkye @RachelSexton @DiamondJames @mystic23 @bellabellini @Naughty_Julie @KessaLynn Follow these awesome people! #
• 01:44 Hey cam hoochie mommas! Is there a way to go into "Nude Chat" on Streamate, Camz or ImLive? If so, HOW? #
• 02:01 Time to play Truth or Dare Trivia with me! Dare me to do something sexy, funny or silly on webcam for you! ping.fm/mRAd7 :) #

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