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• 03:55 I am so fucking upset that this all had to happen at my favorite time of the year!!! #
• 04:33 This guy is a fucking idiot to say the least... minu.me/u7n #
• 05:00 Since I colored my hair back blond, I need some hair treatments that the stroke has made me not be able to afford, HELP? minu.me/19iq #
• 06:53 I just smoked weed in the first time in forever. Oh and it making me have a panic attact. I thought I was having another stroke. Cool. #
• 08:34 OMG!! Look at these awesome, interesting and artsy coloring books on my wish list! minu.me/175b Hint, hint, PLEASE! (New hobby!) #
• 18:10 My dog totally shit the floor this morning because he has the runs from my grandma feeding him CAT FOOD the whole time I was gone. ANGERED! #
• 18:19 I'm so bummed out that it's my fav holiday of the year and I am not supposed to go out really. I can only have like two drinks at a time! #
• 18:24 I wish I could find a lighter to light some incense to help unstinkafy this place:( #
• 20:09 Happy Halloween everyone! Have an extra good time for me since I can't have fun since I had a stupid stroke:( #
• 20:39 I'm going to slowly start doing my daily members shows on my site, undressjess.com starting again tomorrow! Are you excited? #
• 21:56 I bought these two palettes before I got sick and they were here when I got back from the hospital stay... Amazing! ping.fm/xoC5P #
• 00:14 I'm about to take a bath and think about getting dressed up and going to someones house for the holiday. It's a full moon! Weee! #

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• 04:34 Gah! Sewing these hair pieces is taking forever. I am not a very fast sewer:( I wonder if I could super glue the clips to the weave hair? #
• 06:03 I really need these vitamins! They are especially designed for stroke victims! fon.gs/9iubsa Buy them for me please? #
• 06:17 I am having more of an issue spelling tonight, I really hope I am not having another stroke. I'm scared:( #
• 06:44 I'm going to walk the dog again now and then sew these dang clip on extensions when I get back! #
• 08:17 I am feeling weird & my head is hurting. My spelling has been all off tonight! I a m going to go to bed now. I hope I wake up in the morning! #
• 08:46 Modern dance at it's best! minu.me/19dz #
• 15:18 Although you thought you had a particular problem already lick... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 16:35 I'm watching the "History of Halloween" on the History Channel! How fun is that? #
• 16:54 Um, what the hell? minu.me/u7n #
• 17:06 Um, this guys thinks I am almost 30... What the fuck? Do I fucking look that old? minu.me/19hl #
• 20:42 My grandma just went out to get me more hair extension flips and a seafood salad sub sandwich! Yay! #
• 20:45 A Halloween Rosanne episode is on the Oxygen Channel! Go watch! #
• 21:10 This is my new theme song! minu.me/19i8 #
• 22:18 I'd love if you guys would help me out making up the $ I've lost by being sick and gaining all of these new bills:( ping.fm/5VbLK #
• 23:50 I just cleaned out and organized my cupboard. I'm a boring little dumpling this week:( #
• 00:50 I am finishing watching "The Bodygaurd" and crying... Hahahaha, I am so lame. #

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• 03:19 I always wanted a bean back chair! But where would I even but it? minu.me/1987 #
• 05:13 I removed the red color and now my hair looks crazy, orange and uneven. I'll apply the new dark honey blond dye tomorrow after my hair drys! #
• 05:15 I meant "dries"! Sorry homies:) #
• 05:37 Damn! I forgot I have 2 appointments tomorrow at 2pm... Blood test and speech therapy. I think I have to go ahead and color my hair tonight! #
• 06:03 More ass headed-ness on my blog! Check out "soda's" comment... ping.fm/ZV2eR #
• 08:11 I'm coloring my hair as we speak! I'll have some yummy golden Mariah Carey looking hair in 30 minutes! #
• 08:46 Um, my hair doesn't seem like it's processing like AR ALL. I think I fucked something up:( #
• 09:03 Ok I put some heat on it and the color came out splendidly! Now I can rinse, watch the rest of this Rosanne episode, and go to sleep! #
• 09:03 I'll put the weave in tomorrow after all of my appointments!!! How exciting... I'll post a pic once I am all done. #
• 15:01 You might feel as if you are being put in an awkward position,... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 23:09 I just got home for going to my appointments and errands. I need a damned nap! The therapist said that I should be good in about 2 months! #
• 23:16 Just took my 55th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 23:42 Oh here I am. I'm back and feeling from that stroke I had:( The good news is that I am getting better... dailybooth.com/u/wvvg #
• 00:12 Are the Jonas Brothers like the modern day Leif Garrett? Who wants to place bets on them becoming alcoholics/drug addicts!? #
• 02:59 I have to sew the clips on my new weave hair tonight. I wanted to make them into "clip ins" because I want to keep it for awhile! #

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• 03:41 I want a pumpkin ice cream cone, pumpkin pie or a pumpkin donut right now for some reason! #
• 04:24 I have sort of a stutter now sometimes cause I can't figure out what I am wanting to say. It's a little embarrassing :( #
• 04:56 Would this computer run the new (newer) Sims 3? ping.fm/CH11A #
• 05:44 I'm about to walk Jebbie dog for the last time tonight and then I'll be back to sleep in my bed for the first time in over a week! Weeee! #
• 06:29 Hahaha! My cats are sleeping on my grandma and she is totally asleep and doesn't know that they are laying with them. HE HATE CATS! Wha nny! #
• 16:15 It's challenging for you because you have so much positive ene... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 18:13 I need a new coat but I am scared to spend money right now:( ping.fm/BtmSt #
• 19:27 My reading is super show this morning (from the stroke) so please dont be offended if I dont reply to your emails or messages right away! #
• 19:29 Damnit I mest up up my status message again! He's one more try... #
• 19:30 My reading is super SLOW this morning (from the stroke) so please don't be offen ded if I don't reply to your emails or messages right away! #
• 19:44 I havent got to masturbate for over a entire week since I havent had any damn time alone since I've been ill. My vagina is going to explode! #
• 02:02 I seriously can't wait to masturbate in bed tonight! I'M ALL ALONE! :D #
• 02:22 I love that this porn exists. It's how I pay my rent! ping.fm/oHZmj (jay slash kay!) #
• 02:39 I'm going to do masturbate my awesome vagina and then start my hair coloring process! Yay! #
• 02:50 This guy says I should die since I am recovering quickly from my stroke and is accusing me for making it up to make $! ping.fm/ASsRP #

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• 03:41 You seem to have a graceful balance today between your drive t... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 14:58 I love that people are pissed that I haven't updated my site for a week cause I am in the hospital recovering from a fucking stroke. Cool. #
• 15:36 Why am I awake this early? Oh yeah, cause I was hoping to go home now :( Stupid hospital! #
• 17:03 Haha, I just asked the doctor if I could still smoke weed. He said yes. :) #
• 19:27 Others may see you as larger than life today as the Moon joins... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 21:36 I'm home! How exciting is that? Now I just have to figure out my life again:( #
• 22:44 I think I am going to color my hair blonge now, for fun I guess. Might as well primp since I can't um READ. #
• 22:46 ...This will probably take two days to get it as blonde as I want it. Wish me luck! #
• 22:50 I want to have a red-ish blonde hair color. I have to remove my current hair color though first, and that is a total bitch. #

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• 04:04 I've been doing great (reading a bit) this last week. I was so scared when it happened on last Sunday night but I'm keeping the faith! #
• 05:34 I made a chipin: ping.fm/6JXcl I don't expect a ton of $ but anything can help would rule. #
• 18:51 Just took my 54th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 18:57 Guess what? I might get to go home today or tomorrow! How cool is that? #
• 01:46 OMG, camwhore.com fucking rocks my socks! #
• 0 2:13 I hope that the will release me tomorrow! I miss my dog and my 3 cats:( I bet they miss me too! #
• 02:57 I'm getting off of the damned computer now. I just can't keep trying to read my emails tonight. I'm frustrated:( #

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• 03:44 I'm going to whats some Rosanne. When I get tired it makes really worse:( I'll do some more tomorrow! Bed night! #
• 03:50 Learn some reading about what that happened to me! ping.fm/OkE1Z #
• 03:56 I'll try to get my mom to read everything that you guys send me tomorrow! :) Nighty! #
• 11:39 Brilliant thinking today can bring an unexpected answer to a l... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 18:37 The Moon's entry into your intelligent sign today is a reminde... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 18:51 Please someone kill this fucking woman how wont stop shitting and moaning over and over. I can't think with her hear. #
• 19:36 I got my webcam here in the hospital on justin.tv! You can see me but i won't be able to read still... ping.fm/qCTOr #
• 20:09 Gah! Justin.tv made me tired! But it's nice to talk to everyone again! #
• 22:13 I am doing good today! I will be back on my feet very soon I think! #
• 22:23 I am moving out of sensitive care! Moving on up! But still in the damn hospital:( #
• 00:36 I like my new room! I'm now on the 6th floor if you still want to see me:) I need lots of love! #
• 01:41 I just remembered that last night I had a dream that I was staring in a Troma film. Haha! I wish! #

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• 03:07 I am still trying to read, but even them I still can't read anything that you can read to me. I am still in the hospital. #
• 03:45 I am reading a little on yahoo! I hope I still can type at least! My mom is reading for me though:( #
• 04:33 Ok I tried a little tonight but now I am going to lay down. I will talk a little tomorrow! Nighty! Think of me good thoughts! :) #
• 20:15 I slept all day. There is a old dying woman now in my room next to me now. LAME! She keeps talking about her yest infection. #
• 20:27 I won't be reading so awesome for awhile because I had a STROKE and my brain is working shitty n ow. I am trying though! #
• 21:52 OMG she farted now so LOUD. GOD. How am I supposed to eat dinner with this woman!!! Hospital diaries... #
• 23:46 This hospital is going to make me fucking throw up. Gah! I'm watching "LOST" on TV at least. #
• 01:04 I should make a youtube video while I am in here in the hospital. That would be interesting. Maybe tomorrow? #
• 01:33 Is there a type of program that will read to me out loud on my laptop? Let me know! #

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• 20:36 hey guys i had a stroke....i can't read right now but i have people helping me read your comments....thanks for the support... #

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• 18:58 You are challenged by circumstances to be in the present momen... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #

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• 03:10 I'm going some cheap chats right now so come check on this tiny ass thong I am on! (Before it cuts my circulation.) minu.me/vqc #
• 04:19 I feel bored tonight but not enough to go to the bar... Plus I'd only have an about an hour and a half to get there. #
• 08:56 Omg my dog I thought I was ready doing to die tonight for no reason at all. #
• 09:03 Um, had a numberless some one prepared about it? I doughnut get it out of it? #
• 20:20 I really fucking sick today and I am not sure why and I am pretty sure I have a computer virus. #
• 00:31 My head has neen for threse dais and I can't eaven hurt to speak haven werds. What is wrong with me? #
• 00:31 I'm going to the hospital now. #
• 00:42 My head hurds so bad I can't even READ. I'll try to tell you what I get it soon. Please think me to get help. #
• 01:35 You may have the best of intentions today, yet your desires co... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #

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• 03:59 My head is killing me now! #
• 05:09 So one of my spycam PCs finally had died. I'll post more info on how much this sucks in the members area... I need a new computer. #
• 05:54 I'm really upset about my main spy cam computer dying. Read the members only blog entry about this if you haven't already ASAP! #
• 06:14 I am so fucked with this dead PC! minu.me/14vz If you buy a new one I will work out some type of arrangment with you! I'm open! #
• 16:50 Someone may want you to leave your chores and run off to have ... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 18:00 I had the horriblest night of sleep of my life last night. My head was hurting and making me wake up non-fucking stop. #
• 19:03 Are any of you girls that are reading this use ImLive? If so what is your screen name? I want to add you as friends on my host account:) #
• 22:21 My awesome buddy just helped me by getting by a new desktop to give replace the dead laptop! Spy cams will be back soon! minu.me/17ep #
• 22:28 I still need a monitor to attach to the new desktop though! But at least it's not a whole new pc thanks to you know who! minu.me/14vz #
• 23:15 Ha! Nick News W5 is back! Why didn't anyone tell me? #
• 23:56 I'm jumping in the bathtub and I almost tweeted for to join me when I remember half of my spy cams are down until I get that new computer:( #
• 01:37 Does it mean that this has an TV tuner minu.me/17ew I could hook up a HD antenna I can get basic cable on it? #
• 01:43 Wait, is this even going to work as a monitor? minu.me/17ew #
• 02:06 I'm in tonight's chat on the site! Come hand out with me! minu.me/jpt #

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• 03:05 I just revamped my blog a tiny bit! Go look! ping.fm/TOdd6 I added some stuff in the sidebar :) #
• 03:35 In your opinion which network of amateur adult websites is better; DreamNet or SouthernCharms? #
• 03:47 All of a sudden I am seeing a shit ton of breaking in the tour design on my site undressjess.com, are you seeing this? How did this happen? #
• 04:14 Ok so the breaks on undressjess.com are only showing up in firefox and all of a sudden today... Did firefox change any settings lately? #
• 17:19 Consider new ways to expand your horizons and learn about exci... More for Aqua rius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 20:19 It feel like my brain has swelled up twice it's size. #
• 20:20 I'm craving some Bamboo Garden hot almond pudding! ping.fm/LXyNQ #
• 20:32 Do they still make teen spirit deodorant? I LOVED that stuff when I was little! #
• 20:47 OMG! This Etsy store has shrugs! ping.fm/5CRpc Do you know how long it's been since I have had a good shrug? I need 100... #
• 21:16 Hahahahahahaha! WTF! No but really this looks like something I would paint! ping.fm/dEUJ1 #
• 22:16 I am really stressed out again today and not getting anything done. I won't be going out tonight! I need to catch up on some work... #
• 23:18 I want my nose re-pierced! And did you know Mattel is actually using the barbie girl song in a commercial now? The one they sued Aqua over. #
• 23:34 Do they make this anymore? If so where can I order in bulk? #
• 23:56 My last update I was asking about this product: ping.fm/NSQdg #
• 01:02 Time for the first of TWO hour long members shows of the ni ght on undressjess.com! It's Truth or Dare time! minu.me/jpt #
• 02:53 Doing some shows for another hour then back on the site for the second dhow tonight! minu.me/vqc #

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• 04:04 Everyone was loving on how awesomely clear and crisp my new webcam was in my member chat tonight!!! I love new technology! :) #
• 05:34 GREAT. Now I can't find the remote to my DVR. I cannot keep up with remotes. Never have, never will. #
• 05:52 I want to go to ihop and get pumpkin pancakes but no one else wants to go:( #
• 07:03 Hey cam girls... What cam sites do you like best and why? Do you double or triple up on multiple sites? If so, which ones and how? #
• 08:35 When is Gypsy Rose going to come out with thier Fall/Winter catalog? I need some warm clothes! #
• 09:18 I want to start making those epic ass hemp necklaces I used to make again... Sue me if this is considered lame. #
• 09:41 Buy me some supplies to get me back into making hemp macrame jewelry! The books on the list are the ones I used to have! minu.me/175b #
• 20:13 I just ordered some chinese food! Weeee! Veggies and tofu on shrimp fried rice with crab rangoon! #
• 20:17 I'm signing up on iFriends today, does anyone know if this site is worth a damn? What are your experiances? Discuss! #
• 20:59 I was just watching the trya show about age appropriate make-overs. And there was a girl on there my age that still dressed in kids clothes. #
• 21:00 I still dress in kids clothes with cartoon characters and stuff on them! Should I get a make-over? #
• 21:01 I want a Michael Jackson red jacket so bad this season. Everyones making them now because he died I guess. This is LONG over due! #
• 21:18 What can I take to increase the power of my immune system this season? I am really prone to getting sick and I just can't anymore! #
• 21:38 If I had a car, it would look like this: minu.me/179v #
• 21:57 Tyra proved me right! Not washing your make-up off before bed does age your skin! #
• 22:00 Omg! I just got all of my iFriends forms scanned in. That seriously took forever! They have a ton! #
• 22:07 WTF! iFriends won't take my forms because the are pdf. They want jpg. How can I turn pdf to jpg? I really don't feel like scanning again! #
• 22:41 Fuck this. I will re-scan these 50 million forms as fucking jpgs. I could cry... #
• 22:52 Does anyone know how to get in contact with MyGirlFund? I emailed and got no response:( #
• 23:27 My spy cams have been going on and off all day today! If y ou notice one down that's not refreshing please let me know! #
• 23:52 Yesterday's shakinit update is now available at my clip store for individual purchase and download! minu.me/ouu You know what to do! #
• 00:23 Well they rescheduled it for tomorrow, there was no room to reschedule tonight:( But that means tomorrow equals a double show night! #
• 00:30 Members please read the newest blog posted on undressjess.com and remember tomorrow's shows will be at 8pm CST and 11pm CST! See ya there! #

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• 03:22 Well damn! I was excited about going out but now my buddy doesn't want to go:( Bah! #
• 04:14 I just added Sunday's recorded member's show from undressjess.com to my c4s store for individual download! minu.me/ouu 43 WHOLE MINS! #
• 04:51 Yay! I still get to go out! If you want to come... we'll be at Lamasco's! #
• 09:10 I'm having a hard time re-setting up the spy cams that Jeb unplugged. It may have to wait until morning! #
• 18:56 I'm only slightly hung over last night but Karaoke was fun! I don't get to do that very often anymore:( #
• 22:14 I have no idea why but I am highly stressed and slightly depressed today. #
• 22:27 Where the fuck is my fucking remote!?!! #
• 22:42 I'm watching The Little Mermaid on my new player that someone AWESOME sent me from my wishlist! minu.me/14yx minu.me/l1g #
• 23:38 Animation ruled back when it was done by hand! #
• 00:18 Haha! I'm watching party monster! YAY for VHS! #
• 00:28 Haha! I want to just walk up to people and be like "You can be my boyfriend!" like Michael Alig's character in party monster. #
• 01:30 A put an awesome new shakinit video up on my page featuring me twerkin' my booty to some good old NWA! Watch it NOW! minu.me/m5a #
• 01:53 I put "There's No Business, Like Sow Business" in the VHS player now... I flipping LOVE Ethel Merman! #
• 02:57 It's time for tonights show on undressjess.com. It's supposed to be in 3D but I want to show off my awesome new webcam in 2D instead! #

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• 04:29 That was a huge hassle trying to get into my show tonight... My computer was even fucking with me too! #
• 05:08 Time for bed! I am worn out today and I have a lot to catch up on tomorrow. The feet and desk side spy cams are back up @undressjess.com! :) #
• 07:48 I just had a series of wierd dreams that actually woke me up out of bed, but I took some melatonin to be able to go back to sleep though :) #
• 16:55 You might feel extra smart today and are eager to move quickly... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 19:45 I have so many trolls now and I have no clue what to do with them ... Oh, and I have MORE cpming! #
• 21:38 Desk side and the feet spy cams are going down so I can edit some videos for undressjess.com and my shakinit page! #
• 21:42 If you want me to stop having to shut down certain spy cams to work on other things you can by me a new computer! minu.me/14vz #
• 22:53 Um, don't start a conversation with someone that only speaks English when you DON'T! minu.me/u7n #
• 23:59 I just put a video of last Sunday's member show in the archived show section on undressjess.com! Go look! #
• 0 0:08 I'm gonna take some trash out and walk Jeb then I'll be back to prepare for my Tubby Timme Bath Show on undressjess.com! #
• 00:33 I warming up my hot and sour soup and eggrolls from a few days ago, I hope they are still good cause I think I feel a flu coming on:( #
• 01:02 My members only scrub-a-dub-dub bath show is now line on the site! Can you wash my back for me? minu.me/jpt #
• 02:12 Time for cheap chats once again! minu.me/vqc I'll be here for about 45 more minutes! #

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• 03:33 I'm canceling my show tonight on undressjess.com because my throat has swollen up HUGE! I think I am having an allergic reaction... #
• 03:35 I'd rather it be an allergic reaction rather than the swine flu though! But yeah there will be no show tonight! But check out the others! :) #
• 09:07 It's sleepy time at the Jessica house! My neck still is sore and my throat is still swollen but I think I am feeling better? Well, I hope. #
• 17:46 I have a "staying up too late" hang over. Damn it "Rosanne"! #
• 22:35 Yay! I've been out all day running errands and what not with Patsy and when I got ho me I saw that my new iCarly boombox is here! #
• 22:42 Patsy brought over that HUGE lot of troll toys I ordered off of ebay a few weeks ago. I have no clue it was THIS many! #
• 23:20 Ive never bought Maybeline makeup before but I got some today of thier new Super Stay 24 Hr foundation. I'll let you hoes know what I think! #
• 00:39 I'm about to take a nice long bath so come hang out on my spy cams if you want to watch! minu.me/jpt #
• 01:16 I have pig tails! Yay! (I'm trying to get "tanned" again. FAKE tanned!) #
• 01:57 Is everyo ne's twitter broken or is it just me? #
• 02:55 My landlord just showed up to fix my door NOW... At 10pm... and I have a show in 5 minutes... #
• 02:58 And he left... How wierd was that? Um, so now I can set up for my 3D show! This means the deskside and foot spy cams are coming down:) #

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• 03:08 OMG, I just did the longest private show known to man! I actually had to stop it myself cause I thought my vagina was going to fall off! #
• 03:20 Oh and with my newer glass g-spot dildo I totally squirted on cam for the first time EVER tonight! Congratulate me! #
• 03:33 Time to pee, walk Jeb and watch HOUSE while eating my left over chicken bites! Yay for life! #
• 04:19 Anyone wanna go to Boo At The Zoo with me and sneak in flasks? This sounds like a brilliant idea! #
• 05:54 I wash my face with coconut oil... What do you wash your face with? #< /li>
• 06:25 OMG Etsy is down! NOOOOO! #
• 06:34 I am going to walk Jeb and go to sleep. For some reason I am super hella tired! Tomorrow I need to reassess my weekly to do list! #
• 07:20 Thanks to @tastytrixie the UndressJess of the day is "fetching!" Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOD #
• 17:17 Gah! Waking up sucks. But I think I may have gotten a good amount of sleep last night at least :) #
• 17:19 It was late last night so no one did my dang word of the day! I'm gonna send it out again so you guys can try again :) #
• 17:19 Thanks to @tastytrix ie the UndressJess of the day is "fetching!" Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOD #
• 17:36 It's a Tori Amos morning for me... What are you listening to? #
• 17:56 I have a terrible secret guilty love of the song "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan. It's sick. #
• 18:03 I wanna go see "Where the Wild Things Are"! Anyone want to go with me? I wish we had a theater down town like they do in real cities:( #
• 18:16 Actually I was 13 in this picture. I remember because I caught the anoxeria when I was 14 so it couldn't have been then! minu.me/16j6 #
• 19:12 My mom... GAR! Just called me to say she's "Okay" with what I do now, but still lectured me on opportunities that she caused me to miss. #
• 19:14 I'm gonna sit down and rewrite my "to do" list and order some hot and sour soup! I'm craving soup for some reason. #
• 20:41 Oh! I forgot to mention for all of you undressjess.com members to check the members only blog! I added a new feature :) #
• 23:35 I fixed my site blog so if you guys leave comments on it and I told you I never saw them before I will be getting them from now on via email #
• 00:05 Wait... There are all new girls on "The Girls Nex t Door"? What happened to Holly? #
• 00:26 I bought Brittney these tights... Um, 8 years ago :) dailybooth.com/u/sok3 #
• 01:09 This show "The World's Strictest Parents" is horrible. These aren't good parents, these are abusive parents. But I'm watching it... #
• 01:12 Great idea "parents", take the kids condoms! That's just gonna cause you to have to take care of more bad ass kids. #
• 01:14 I hate being out of my Adderal. It makes me want to eat and nap non-fucking-stop and I never get anything done. #
• 02:10 I need to quit watching The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Auditions show and walk the dog and take a long bath! But it's so good! #
• 02:39 My throat is kind of swollen. I really really hope I am not getting sick again! #

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• 03:37 I just tried on dozens of outifts and I hate the way I look tonight... So much for going out. My eyeshadow looks flipping amazing though:( #
• 04:29 Even though I am not going out now because I am poo on a stick I am still excited about that fact that it's time to get out my crazy win ... #
• 05:07 I am really really REALLY tired no for some reason and HUNGRY! Not in the mood for anymore chinese though until tomorrow. Ice cream & TV? #
• 06:24 OMG! Who is going to see Micheal Jackson's "This Is It" at the end of this month!?!!? #
• 07:31 Christmas can never come too early! in 75.0416666667 days on Friday Dec 25, 2009 So send me some love! See my Amazon Wish List @ http:// ... #
• 07:36 Dude, I never realize how weird "PeeWee's Playhouse" really was until now! WTF is with those clown with his bike? I'd beat them up. #
• 07:41 How do these random ass bitches like other web models and VH1 reality show rejects get jobs modeling in phone sex/date line commercials? #
• 08:28 I LOVE cool weather stuff like hats, scarves, gloves, mittens, ear MUFFS! Time to break out the snuggy! YAY! #
• 08:58 What fetishes would you guys like me 2 feature in my upcoming videos or members shows? I am considering making Thursday fetish night! Ideas? #
• 09:39 Get Jeb a DOG SNUGGIE so he can match his stylish Mommuh! minu.me/16gz #
• 09:58 OMG! I found the winter coat I want! Ha too bad I can't get it for like over a month:( minu.me/16h1 #
• 10:30 I put that grean coat from urbanoutfitters on my wishlist along with some other winter stuff! minu.me/r11 Love me warmly? :) PLZ!? #
• 11:37 I'm gonna go walk Jeb one more time tonight after this Hannah Montana episode is over and then jump in bed! I'm gonna try to get up at 12pm! #
• 11:42 I heard somewhere that sun screen is actually not good for your skin... Is there any truth to that? Because I've worn it everyday for YEARS! #
• 12:25 I'm going to pass out from soberness in the day light disease. AHHH, ME EYES! I'll try to get up around 11am-1pmish if I can hack it. #
• 12:40 If I am really good and Santa pops a semi when I sit on his lap for Xmas pictures, I hope I get lots of stuff for my Wii! minu.me/p0q #
• 18:27 You are not comfortable when too many images and ideas are swi... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 20:23 I woke up 3 hours later than I wanted to:( Oh well... #
• 21:00 I ordered the bread bowl pasta from dominos and the spicy chicken poppers! Exciting! #
• 22:17 I'd just like to remind my affiliates that I have all sorts of banners of all sizes now for you to promote me with! minu.me/154m #
• 23:02 I never really knew who DJ AM was but I am so EXCITED about his show! There was a point where I neeed major help but I am so much better... #
• 23:04 ...thanks to my grandma really.I still drink but there was a time I drank every day until I blacked out so I can really feel these people! #
• 23:05 Yay! There is a true live episode on about porn addiction! Hey, I don't have a porblem with that at least! Hahahaha! #
• 23:11 Ha this one porn addit guy on here is totally cute. I'd date him and like he could just watch me make porn. This could work! #
• 23:16 14 years old :) And YES that is my real REAL hair... like I grew it myself. dailybooth.com/u/sgag #
• 23:21 Awe, I just realized this is the only real house I have ever lived in! (Not rented.) That brings back memories! minu.me/16j6 #
• 23:23 Shelley Lubben is on this episode of Truth Life! I should have known:) S he's really sweet. minu.me/16j7 #
• 01:10 I'm running a tiny bit late to my show tonight. My damned laptop decided to just restart as I was heading to chat! #
• 01:14 Ok guys! I am in my Truth or Dare Trivia show on undressjess.com and tonight I am in widescreen HD! Awesome, huh? minu.me/jpt #
• 02:02 I'm doing super cheap & fun private webcam shows now! Come and see! minu.me/16jb #
• 02:20 Hey just come hang out with me while I am doing shows! No need to get one, just chat and keep me company! minu.me/vqc #
• 02:23 I need to cum today so I want you to help me out by taking me private for a hot live cam show at PrivateCamZ.com bit.ly/2OrVah #

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• 03:40 I'm hungry and luckily I just remembered I have a yummy salad that my grandma brought me earlier in the fridge! #
• 03:47 I just updated undressjess.com with a hot hitachi grinding/riding/masturation video in 3d! How cool is that? (I rule.) minu.me/jpt #
• 04:28 I kind of wanted to go out tonight and see if I saw Kimmie tonight. She's my fave bar bud. But I'll just hope she's out tomorrow instead:) #
• 04:32 Oh wait, someone just called and wants me to go out. Damn it! I just started warming up my egg rolls! #
• 08:56 My last video updates from undressjess.com and my shakinit p age are available for individual download in my clip store! minu.me/ouu #
• 10:26 It's time for me to hit those sheets! I just had my first candy apple EVER! (I got it at the Fall Festival yesterday.) This makes me happy. #
• 10:36 I was contacted earlier about my spy cams going down while I was out but I have checked them and they are all up! Next time just refresh! :) #
• 11:10 Hurry the fuck up computer and restart so I can reset my living roomish area spy cams and go the fuck to sleep! I'm flipping dying here! #
• 11:19 Ahhh, satisfaction! Now I can REALLY and FINALLY go the hell to bed. See you home skillets in the m orning time! #
• 16:46 I'm awake, but only to catch that damned UPS man when he brings my package today... Oh wait they don't even deliver today do they? #
• 17:11 I wish I would have had this dress for prom back in the day! minu.me/16fq #
• 17:54 You have the power of vision today and shouldn't allow anyone ... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 20:38 How do I scan in multiple pages to make ONE pdf file or combine various pdf files to make just one? #
• 20:41 Never mind about the scanner question! I figured it out:) #
• 20:43 Wait no wtf that failed. How do I make a multi page pdf file? #
• 21:48 I found a free program to combine pdf files or separate them super easy! minu.me/16g3 So yeah, problem solved. #
• 23:25 I have a ton of shit I should probably be doing today, but instead I am watching VH1 and giving myself skin treatments... Go me! #
• 00:04 I'm making curried broccoli and tofu fried rice with eggs! Who wants some? #
• 00:13 Dude, Higher Learning is on! I was so not allowed to watch this when I was little but I snuck and watched is anyways! #
• 00:15 I never really knew what an all star of a cast Higher Learning has! I hope Mo decides to come over later we need to catch up totally! #
• 01:56 No one panic, but I am feeling a little depressed and cornered. (If that makes sense to you.) Don't read into it though, I'll be fine. #
• 02:27 You undressjess dot com-ers! Go read my members only blog! I have some new stuff coming! ;) #

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• 04:24 @ the Fall Festival I had sweet potato fries, choco cheese cake on a stick, gumbo, shrimp creole, fried mac&cheese, beer and a candy apple! #
• 04:45 I added my wii and wii fit stuff to my wishlist! I really want that Jenny McCarthy game! minu.me/15z9 She's my hero:) #
• 05:16 OMG! I flipping would LOVE and LUST a steel dildo! minu.me/15zb #
• 05:37 Why does it smell like yummy toast in here and why am I craving some type of pasta or something when I stuffed myself at the Fall Festival? #
• 06:20 I am so fucking furious at my house right now, I want to take it outside and fight it. Oh and I am making that pasta... #
• 06:26 minu.me/15ze Idiot. #
• 06:40 I saw my choir teacher from high school out at the festival tonight holding hands with his boyfriend. I smiled. They fled with a quickness! #
• 07:40 Classy as hell. minu.me/15zm #
• 07:50 How the fuck is this guy real? minu.me/15zp I ask that but seriously have of the folks where I live act like this... #
• 09:11 Finally I have found someone that loves scarves as m uch as I do! minu.me/1651 #
• 09:11 I really need to start washing my face before bed and quit sleeping in my make-up. I'm lazy! #
• 09:11 Finally I have found someone that loves scarves as much as I do! minu.me/1651 #
• 09:11 I really need to start washing my face before bed and quit sleeping in my make-up. I'm lazy! #
• 09:19 I bought a candied apple from the festival home tonight. How do you eat a thing like that? Like I shouldn't bite into it should I? #
• 09:22 I got a surprise for one of my favorite f riends earlier tonight! I can't wait until she get's it! It could be YOU! SURPRISE! #
• 09:35 I'm being lame answering questions on okcupid.com, why? Because I am lonely:( minu.me/10d6 #
• 09:43 I'm fucking beat! I didn't take my adderal today. I like to take breaks from it sometimes. I'm walking the dog and hitting the sack! Nighty! #
• 10:10 1 of my cats was just up on my new HDTV when I cam back in from walking Jeb and she almost fucking knocked it over. I'd fucking kill her. #
• 10:24 "How are you most likely to show your partner you care?" okcupid.com/z/di #okcupid #
• 10:51 The idiot of the male species strikes again! minu.me/u7n #
• 11:11 Alright I am REALLY off 2 sleep now I just wanted Jeb to dry from the rain before getting in my bed! (Point and laugh! minu.me/u7n !) #
• 19:46 Rebellious Uranus, your key planet, is in a tense tug-of-war w... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 20:01 I'm awake. Joy! #
• 20:30 The Tyra show is scaring me about how they are saying drinking effects your age so much:( Lame. #
• 20:34 This is the necklace I bought from urban outfitters this summer... USED and with a different chain. Lame! minu.me/16dh #
• 20:40 "Would you consider dating someone who has vocalized a strong negative bias toward a certain race of..." okcupid.com/z/4e #okcupid #
• 20:42 Oh the Tyra episode where she girls girls make-overs LIVE and BY HERSELF is next! I'd be terrified! #
• 21:11 Hey cam girls/web models/web pornsters, I'd like there to be more girls and action on camwhores.com! Email me jess@undressjess.com 4 a pass! #
• 2 1:12 I only have 14 week passes and I am only giving them to females interested in being on the site so HURRY! #
• 21:57 I need to set up my members area theme shows (NOW!) for Saturdays in NOVEMBER, what themes do you guys suggest? #
• 22:44 I got one of the packages of trolls I bought off of ebay today! They are hiddena ll around the house! #
• 23:52 Does anyone use camtasia? If you do how do you make a smooth transition not one that like stops then transitions and starts again? #
• 00:25 I just uploaded this awesome new video (on shakinit) showing off some new lingerie I got from my wishlist from you guys! minu.me/m5a< /a> #
• 00:26 Exuse that crazy bruise, but ENJOY my magical booty shaking in this teaser! It's a longer one this time! minu.me/m5a #
• 01:01 I'm about to start Truth or Dare trivia tonight on undressjess.com! What will my members have me do this time? minu.me/jpt #

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• 18:07 Today you are able to turn a very sobering situation into one ... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #
• 20:38 God damnit! Is it going to stop raining soon? I really wanted to go to the Fall Festival today as today is the only day I can go! #
• 20:51 What's up with only getting two servings of cereal out a whole entire box? That's total bullshit! #
• 21:15 I just got some nutty ass call from someone that said that they don't have HPV and they asked for me to stop telling people she did. UM? #
• 21:54 You'd think people would learn from being the non-stop source of gossip and always #
• 21:55 Bah! The situation is settled. It was really just a miscommunication and those always suck big time. #
• 22:14 Even though it's raining, is the Fall Festival still open and does anyone want to go with me? #
• 23:08 %30 off of outerwear at urbanoutfitters.com! So I bought that jacket I have been wanting:) minu.me/15yx #
• 23:31 Hey members of undressjess.com please go read my newest blog entry in the members area! K thx! minu.me/jpt #
• 23:51 I am going to go walk Jeb and then get ready/dressed to go to the Fall Festival! I'm bringing at least $50 and I am going to eat everything! #
• 00:50 WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!? There's only two hours left of the Fall Festival! WTF!? #

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• 03:24 Doing my 3D member chat on undressjess.com! It's official 3D day! #
• 04:12 Yay! My Dame of the Dead costume was bought along w/ the panties and mask to go with! I'm gonna wear this on actual Halloween! Thanks! #
• 04:13 I'd thank you with your name on twitter but I don't want to embarrass you! ;) #
• 04:15 But homies, I still need the Candy Corn costume for the actual contest I am in and any others for Halloween themed shows! minu.me/ywx #
• 04:57 My new 3D ASS POPPING video from my shakinit page is now available to buy as an individual clip download in my C4S store! minu.me/ouu #
• 05:11 The candy corn witch costume from my wishlist has been bought for me to wear in my contest! Thanks so much, Tennist6p! #
• 05:59 This book is amazing and the author lives near me, I'm so glad they are making Torture The Artist into a MOVIE! minu.me/15bg #
• 06:47 I'm gone with what aI wanted to accomplish tonight, which wasn't much. I'm trying not to overwhelm myself, but now I wish I had a beer:( #
• 09:19 I am so sensitive tonight. I am crying all over the place. Thanks dude. I'me a cow. Totally. #
• 09:35 I'm better now so no worries. I was mainly upset about someone I saw out tonight & what they said to me. I'll post a blog about it tomorrow! #
• 09:44 Um, I love all Janis Joplin music. Just saying. I get it. #
• 09:48 I have been failing at spelling my twitter and status updates correctly in the last 5 hours. I apologize! #
• 09:50 minu.me/15cb I think you know who this is supposed to go to... #
• 10:24 I love wearing my ex boyfriends' (plural) baller shorts to bed! They feel so smooth on my sweet ass;) #
• 10:28 I'm about to eat some microwaved eggrolls and go to sleep! Yay! #
• 10:44 Did the guy who played Al Bundy play on any other tv show or movie ever? I mean he was the star or Married With Children! #
• 10:49 I have never done my own laundry in my life! Is that wierd? Why should I? As long as my parents/grandparents are alive they should do it! #
• 10:54 When I grow up I want to be a house wife with a house KEEPER. Lazy and taken care of... My biggest dream! #
• 16:36 Although you may be rather reclusive today, you're not likely ... More for Aquarius bit.ly/4xqv1p #< /li>
• 21:17 I just woke up from a dream about going to the flea market with all of my old high school friends! #
• 22:02 I flipping love the Tyra show. I really wish my grandma hadn't messed up me going on there last year:( #
• 22:12 This is the American Girl HOMELESS doll. She is however NOT available on the AG site. Lame! minu.me/15hi #
• 22:13 I found it! You just can't get to her from the main page of all the dolls! minu.me/15ho #
• 00:50 I have a bathtime show in ten minutes on undressjess.com! I better go run the water! Weeeee! #
• 00:56 After my show in an hour I am going to make some yummy hot chocolate! It's going to be epic. I'm making it on the stove and everything! #
• 01:02 Guess where I stole the name 2 my blog artschoolslut.com? EON MCKAI! & now he has another 1! Art School Girls Are Easy! minu.me/15iv #
• 01:06 Ok homies! Come chill with me in the tub! I am starting my Tubby Time Bath Show on undressjess.com NOW! minu.me/jpt #
• 02:12 Making hot chocolate and taking shows! #
• 02:13 minu.me/vqc Cum get you some! #
• 02:44 Did you know the guy who plays Jackson on Hannah Montana is 32 years old playing a 17 year old? minu.me/15jc WTF is his secret? #

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• 05:03 I had a pretty great members show except for the part where I kind of got my period in the middle of it and had to run and shove in my diva! #
• 06:20 Oh snap guess who's broadcasting her webcam in HD? minu.me/155i Wide screen and all! #
• 07:38 It's really exciting broadcasting in widescreen HD! Weeeeee! I like it! #
• 07:42 See me live on CamTweet right now! camtweet.com/s/007a7db #
• 07:43 I'm just trying this out but look how neat of an idea this is! camtweet.com/s/007a7db #
• 07:53 Is the Logitech Webcam 9000 Pro and the QuickCam 9000 Pro the same item? The home site led me to believe they were diff? minu.me/155r #
• 09:26 I think my laptop seriously tries to freeze every night at this same time... #
• 09:39 I iwsh I would have snatched this costume up when it was still available! minu.me/156x #
• 11:28 I got nothing done tonight except for mess around with webcams and deside to save up my money for a desktop that will TAKE OVER THE WORLD! #
• 11:42 It smelled like awesome wet/mushy fall rain out just now while I walked Jeb for the last time today. I wanted to simply EAT IT! #
• 12:47 Buy costume pieces that I need for an upcoming stripping competition & get a free pass to my site and the contest video! minu.me/ywx #
• 21:21 Yay! My Mamaw brought me over some McDonalds Fish Fillet sammiches! #
• 21:33 I need a costume for a new contest I am entering, buy me stuff I need and get the HD video & a undressjess.com pass! minu.me/ywx #
• 21:58 Hey ladies! Make sure you all have your Day of the Dead (Dia de los Muertos) pad with wings this holliday season! minu.me/15b8 #
• 22:04 Guess what!? iCarly is on! That's my stuff! #
• 22:12 I want to do it over and over again with iCarly's big brother! minu.me/15b9 Can someone give him my number? #
• 22:42 Haha! Look at my new scarf I just got in the mail! Right in time for the cold fall nights too! minu.me/15ba #
• 23:01 There is a neat show on MTV right now about gender and folks that are living as the opposite gender from what they were actually born! #
• 23:36 Um, Jay... I found your key to your hous e. I'll just keep it, K? ;) #
• 00:03 I am seriously thinking about buying two more halloween costumes so instead do it for me and win undressjess.com passes! minu.me/ywx #
• 01:09 Windows Movie Maker makes me so fucking sick, I could scream! #
• 02:20 Hot new 3D video of me shaking my NAKED ASS is up on my shakinit page! Check out the teaser & watch me pop it off screen! minu.me/m5a #

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• 03:04 OMG, the Fall Festival starts tomorrow! Who's coming with me!?! #
• 03:09 I need a new boombox to play music during my members shows! My cd player broke yesterday! Buy me one! minu.me/14vz #
• 04:32 Will this play dvd's as well as blu-ray? minu.me/14yx #
• 04:51 I wish I had something really yummy and sweet to eat right now, but I have no idea what. If I had a car I'd go get some donuts! #
• 05:45 Who is Wyndham Earle? The first person to EMAIL me the answer in the NEXT 5 mins (it's 12:45am CST) will get a week pass to undressjess.com! #
• 05:49 You can email the answer to jess@undressjess.com! (To the question I just asked!) #
• 05:54 I got a winner! Mary from filmtvcollectables has won a week pass to my site undressjess.com for describing the character of "Wyndham Earle"! #
• 07:06 I think I am going to go to sleep soon. But I still have to walk Jeb again. He's not feeling well today:( He keeps thowing up! #
• 08:07 This is probably my favorite song ever. minu.me/14z3 #
• 08:41 My computer totally just had a damned fit and crashed and totally screwed me up on all the shi t I was working on. AWESOME. #
• 09:44 Me when I was 17! dailybooth.com/u/r379 #
• 10:00 My ass cheeks are killing me from sitting too long. That means it's time to FINALLY walk the dog again and then take my nappy ass to sleep! #
• 10:15 I really really REALLY wish I were in love and it was with someone amazing and snuggly that told me jokes when I needed to go to bed. #
• 10:17 Fall is the season for fresh new love affairs! However I never meet anyone new anymore & everyone I HAVE met isn't "relationship material". #
• 10: 43 I have more troll dolls on the way! Look at how many are in this lot! minu.me/150e #
• 11:02 I'm gonna start buying myself toys again. I mean wtf why can't I play will dolls and shit? No one has to know! I'm getting an American Girl! #
• 18:51 God damnit, where is my fucking ADDERAL! I have to get up and call the cable person back. I fucking missed them again damnit. #
• 19:07 I want one of these with brown hair and green eyes! minu.me/153y #
• 19:08 I'm craving a pumpkin spice latte or frozen mocha. Want to bring me one? I mean let's think, how can someone make this at home? #
• 19:12 I'm watching @bellabellini do her sexy show via my site! (This show is also being broadcasted on her site as well!) She's hot! Go look! #
• 20:09 I found my fucking adderal finally. It was in the bathroom on the sink and WHY? No idea. But now I can get to work! #
• 20:13 I just added all these new pumpkin spice items to my food wishlist! Get me the ingrediants to make a latte! minu.me/y38 #
• 20:21 I just popped some vegan kettle popcorn! When's the last time I actually HAD this!? (Oh and the cable guy is on his way to give me some tv!) #
• 20:28 The UndressJess Word of the day is: "savory"! Use it in a sentence please! #UJWOD #
• 20:44 Wanna see some hot free naked pics of me? (This makes me sound like such a scammer computer program but seriously!) minu.me/154e #
• 21:04 Hey affiliates of mine! Guess what? I got NEW banners for you to use! minu.me/154m #
• 21:48 Damn it, so getting cable is going to degrade my internet connection even MORE. But I mean, what can I do? #
• 22:59 i just got a DVR and i am trying to figure out how to just see the free channels on the "guide" it keeps showing me cool shit I don't have:( #
• 02:29 This was my favorite doll when I was little! minu.me/1557 #

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• 03:38 How do I print two images on one piece of paper? How do I scan several pieces of paper into the computer and make them ONE document? #
• 04:03 Hey! I'm doing the "UndressJess" Late Show on the site right now! Come see this hot ass outfit I have on! minu.me/jpt #
• 05:07 I'm doing some privates again tonight for half price! I know I said I wouldn't again until Sunday BUT I HAVE NEW HITACHI! minu.me/vqc #
• 05:27 My CD player totally died tonight. Get me a new one so I can have music in my shows! It's hard being sexy without tunes. minu.me/14vz #
• 05:54 My eye makeup looks damn good tonight! So much so that it makes me feel like I should go out so I don't "waste" it. #
• 09:54 Why are all the sexiest men taken? It's the way of the world. And they are good men you wouldn't dare try to steal either! #
• 11:51 I'm sleepy. I'm going to bed time! #
• 21:54 I'm addicted to ordering food. It's the first thing I thought about when I woke up this morning! #
• 22:14 I just ordered some yum yum pizza hut! Now time to check my endless emails! YAY! #
• 22:17 One of my orders of ebay Troll Dolls are coming! minu.me/14yg They are going to take over my house! #
• 22:31 Um, did I pay my bar tab last night? Cause there is the same amount of $ in my wallet that I left the house with. Did I HAVE a tab? #
• 22:43 minu.me/14yh Um, I did runway modeling at sears when I was little kid but I wasn't even close to being this awesome... #
• 00:52 In less than ten minutes my nightly show on undressjess.com will begin! Yay! Come see me and play Truth or Dare Trivia with us! #
• 01:08 Ok I am now LIVE in the member chat on my site! I hope I get some entertaining dares toda y! minu.me/jpt #
• 02:07 I'm doinf private chats again tonight! I won't be doing them again until Wednesday! minu.me/vqc So get you some NOW! #
• 02:27 Just took my 53rd mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 02:28 Is daily mugshot not working for anyone else? It keeps failing when I try to save my photo! #

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• 04:43 I'm going to the bar now! I swear I will be up for the damn cable man to hook up my new cable tomorrow... #
• 08:28 When girls try to kiss me out of desperation I cry because it reminds me of myself once upon a time. #
• 20:23 I'm looking at the Muncheeze Pizza menu and about to order! What should I get? minu.me/14uz #
• 20:48 I just put "Fantasy Bellydance" minu.me/14v4 in the DVD player and I am waiting for my awesome food from @MunCheezePizza :) #
• 21:18 I need to figure out how to work my damn new printer/scanner later so I can fill out some of those dag-blasted model releases! #
• 22:31 Hahahahahahaha... My mom just sent me this video on youtube. WTF!? minu.me/14vb #
• 23:21 Someone please come over and help me set up this damn printer. I am too ADD to read the damned directions. #
• 00:35 Just took my 52nd mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 00:44 Thank you to the mystery man who sent me TWO new hitachi magic wands! Hmmmm, what will I do with the second? #
• 01:00 Um, why can't I find the fuckin g usb connector for my printer? Did I fucking accidentally throw it away in the box it came in? #
• 01:51 OMG I got the printer to work! Now I can print my stupid forms and fill them out then try to figure out how to scan them back in! #
• 02:06 Do they still make those "American Girl" dolls? I always wanted those when I was little! #

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• 04:37 I updated THREE photo sets on my site minu.me/jpt tonight, and now I am totally poop'd! I think it might be sleepy time soon... #
• 07:03 Hahaha! Look at this awesome website my buddy @what_sadie_sang led me to! awfullibrarybooks.wordpress.com/ #
• 07:06 Is it bad that I am sitting here still fully awake and fucking around on twitter thinking I would have been better off going out drinking? #
• 07:47 Does anyone do dailybooth.com? I just made an account, basically you upload a pic of anything you want daily... minu.me/14m6 Add me! #
• 07:58 I'm basically just posting this ti make sure dailybooth is posting to my twitter now... dailybooth.com/u/qgo1 #
• 08:31 I am a nut & cry for no reason. I am overly dramatic & overly analytical. I am no therapist but I have to keep reminding myself just that. #
• 08:45 I'm still highly annoyed. I hope this stops as soon as the Effexor arrives. I'd rather be a zombie than constantly wanting to murder people. #
• 09:56 I am actually going to go to bed now but 1st I have to find some pajamas! It's awkward waking up with none on cause I don't wear underwear! #
• 19:52< /em> I fucking hate "follow friday" on twitter. It fills up my reply page and I can't see my ACTUAL replies because of this. #
• 20:08 Did you know that October is my favorite month and that orange is one of my favorite colors? Well it's true! #
• 20:18 I need to re-fry my chinese leftovers from yesterday and open up these new gifts so I can get out to run some errands before it's too late! #
• 20:37 Friends! Awe... So cute! minu.me/14rb #
• 20:55 #FF @marchorowitz He's from my home town and is very smooth with the ladies! tinyurl.com/4m4g8f That's my high school! #
• 20:56 What is googlewave and why is everyone talking about it? I "googled" it and only found an 1 1/2 video (about it) I couldn't sit through... #
• 22:35 My grandma gets on my fucking nerves. I DO NOT CARE what your fucking opionions are. Shut the fuck up. #
• 23:07 Oh dear, I just realized my show is in an hour for my site. I thought it was at 8pm! I better go get ready... #
• 23:57 Alright guys! I'm about to enter my Truth or Dare Trivia Member Chat on undressjess.com in like 2 seconds! minu.me/jpt #
• 01:04 Hey guys! I know a bu nch of you have been asking when I do private camshows. Well I am now! minu.me/vqc And it's happy hour! #
• 01:25 I'm doing private shows tonight! No need to schedule an appointment like you usually do! Come on down! minu.me/vqc #
• 01:50 You have about 12 more minutes to get a half off private show from me without having an appointment! minu.me/vqc #
• 02:02 Time is up! No more privates until Sunday! Weeeeee! See you homies then, unless of course you're a member of my site, then you see me 24/7! #
• 02:16 Oh snap! I forgot I haven't opened any of my gifts yet! I am gonna walk the dog and then get down to the REAL nitty gritty! #

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• 03:19 OMG! This movie looks amazing, I really want to see it. minu.me/14f5 #
• 03:53 I just tore my house up looking for my new jeans, but you'll be happy to know I finally found them. They fell behind the mit chair. #
• 08:09 Gross. That's all I have to say about your new life. Gross. #
• 08:21 Oh I guess anything said will ring true and offensive when it has the tooth of truth? Oh snap! #
• 21:10 I'm a bitch sure but I really and seriously wish I never met you. You make me want to die when I see you and you treat me like shit. #
• 21:37 I just woke up and already I feel swamped with responsibility. It's a rough life for an indie pornographer! #
• 22:11 I got three packages from my wishlist today that I am about to open! Whoot! #
• 22:31 Margaret Cho is my fucking hero! I have on "I'm The One That I Want" while getting my work done! #
• 23:08 I just realized I accidentally recorded a video for 20 fucking hours. That's cool... #
• 23:38 I'm going to order some Chinese food. What should I order? #
• 23:49 Foo is ordered and on the way! I am going to Veg out a nd and watch some more Margaret Cho for now and get back to work after I eat! #
• 00:14 Where the hell is my chinese food? I'm impatient today and I'm highly annoyed by everything so WATCH OUT FUCKERS! #
• 00:23 Oh WTF I ordered a printer and ink but totally forgot to get fucking paper. GREAT. #
• 00:34 Ok I ordered my fucking food like an hour ago... WTF!? I'm a good customer, damn it! #
• 00:56 Yay! Food is here! And it better still be hot! #
• 01:36 Members please be my little lambs and go check out the members only blog post inside of undressjess.com! K thx homies! #

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