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• 04:05 I'm warming up left over Red Lobster and thinking about going to the bar... Decisions, decisions! #
• 04:13 Yum! I love me some cheddar biscuits! #
• 04:14 Why isn't my twitter to myspace sync working? That's lame... #
• 04:47 I just reaized I am so tired it's insane. I think I only got like 5 hours of sleep last night! #
• 05:31 Next week I am going to start "Project: Get a Mac!". I will be raising about $2500 (doing privates and customs) to get the mac of my dreams! #
• 05:39 Ok after adding up everything I want at the on line apple store it looks more like $4000 that I will be saving up. Lame:( #
• 06:07 I'm sleepy and now thanks to Bruce I am hungry for falafel so I am gonna turn in! My cat Tink is meowing non-stop so wish me luck on this. #
• 17:21 My new curtains and printer are here! However the ink still is en route so business will have to wait! #
• 17:56 Just ordered another one of those bread bowls from Domino's and I am about to get ready so I can walk down to the clinic and fill out stuff! #
• 18:33 There is an old dude with drawing supplies and a portfolio waiting outside the apartment door where I live. I wonder who he's going to draw? #
• 20:04 Alright I'm gonna pee and then walk down to fill out this paper work to get the Effexor back. I need that pill. #
• 20:59 So I went down to turn in this paper work to get my meds and come to find out I never needed it! Cool, I wasted 3 weeks then. #
• 21:09 Hotel Hell is on! I saw this when I was little and it scared the shit out of me! #
• 21:38 Guess who just ordered cable with one of those Tivo type (DVR whatever) boxes? Meeeee! I will be in heaven starting on Saturday! #
• 23:09 Why didn't anyone tell me about this song sooner? ♫ blip.fm/~e52ze #
• 23:18 Does anyone in the area need a printer? It's an older Dell but works fine! #
• 23:19 This is my Michael Jackson "Jam of the Week". ♫ blip.fm/~e53ht #
• 00:22 I just posted an awesome new "shakinit" vid to that Clash song I just discovered! Go look! NOW! minu.me/m5a #
• 01:10 Does Muncheeze Pizza deliver beer again yet? I NEED IT! #
• 01:52 I'm about to start tonight's show! I'm just checking on some things before I relocate the laptop into the bathroom. #
• 02:09 I'm live in my Bath Time Fun Members Show on undressjess.com! Cum get clean with us! minu.me/jpt #

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• 03:15 Everytime I try to use Bebo lately it just doens't work. It also erased all of my profile! Has anyone else been experiancing this? #
• 04:00 I wrote a self-gratifying blog post. You should love me and read it! minu.me/1450 #
• 04:37 I have some tofu, but what should I make with it? I wish I had egg noodles:( Oh and read the blog! minu.me/rwo #
• 07:20 If I bought this would I be able to boot Mac OS X the same time as Windows 7 at the same time and switch back and forth? minu.me/1459 #
• 18:03 I have an appointme nt in an hour and I have a bunch of shit to do before I can leave in about 40 minutes. So don't message me, NO TIME! #
• 22:07 I used to have a car sitting at my old apartment but it looks like someone took it or they towed it somewhere? Oh well... #
• 23:44 Someone hold a gun to my head and make my clean my house PLEASE. Okay not really, I hate guns. But please someone make me. #
• 00:22 Why are they showing commercials for Denny's Grand Slam's during The Biggest Loser? That's a terrible idea! #
• 02:28 I'm doing a 3D chat tonight on undressjess.com! So You better get your red and blue goggles and get there in a half an hour! (10pm CST!) #
• 03:00 I'm live now in tonight's show! I'm all up on your monitor in 3D! minu.me/jpt #

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Growing Old.

It's a habit that every year when I can start to feel Fall fall that I go a little insane. I have a nasty inner being that likes to play trick or treat when the wind picks up and the temperatures start to dip low.

I was just out walking the dog and I felt it. The breeze of mental instability passing through my barely held together bones. This amazingly cool feeling makes me want to drop all responsibility and treat myself as harshly as I can take. But I like it? I can smell it like burning leaves in the air and it comes always on time every year. Somehow I always forget because it seems that by now at the end of summer I HAD my shit together finally and then little demons make me slowly slip until it hits. Autumn is equally as exhilarating as it is terrifying to me.

As hard as it might be to believe I have been working very hard lately to keep my ducks in a row. For those of you that have known me for the long haul you know how hard that can be for me. Especially now that the Fall is here and all I crave are dark beers and drinks of Washington Apples. They remind me of the old days when everything was based around carelessness and illegal substances... Sometimes legal, but not for me.

It's true that I miss those days, sure. But I strive to move ahead even when I don't know where it is that I am going. When I feel lost I let lust guide me. Lately it hasn't so much been the lust for the flesh as it has been before, but more for comfort and yet I just can't seem to get comfortable. I'd almost rather lose myself in nights of not remembering who I said I was or whom I was pretending to be. No, I can't do that now because I have gone so far just to finally pull it all tight and everyone around me is so much more grown up and they fly “by the book”. They would be ashamed of me.

I'm supposed to be becoming more responsible and I am but I am NOT ok with it. I'm boring. I buy my jeans at fucking American Eagle. I try to not leave my house unless my life depends on it. I decorate. I watch TV. I drink cheap well drinks now. I don't cheat. I browse dating sites. I check out your ass. I feel bad when I can't keep up. I cry when I disappoint myself. I don't identify with you anymore. I buy fancy dresses that I never wear. I make plans that I try to keep. I'm boring. I just don't live anymore.

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• 03:04 I think I need to stock up on beer for when I am doing privates. This is the new plan! minu.me/13yp #
• 03:24 You've got about ten minutes before I sign off and you can't get another private until next Friday! minu.me/13yp #
• 03:34 Well that was depressing... I'm gonna go grab a beer with Bruce now. I'll be back though, as the bars close early tonight. #
• 09:35 I'm up watching Fame (the fucking original, ok?) with Jay. I'm working on getting the back of the house spy cams back up too! #
• 17:30 I missed my appointment AGAIN an hour and a half ago. I just can't get up that fucking early. #
• 17:36 I'd buy this if I could afford to blow $300 like it was nothing... minu.me/1442 #
• 17:38 I FINALLY got a chance to get my shit from ups. Thank GODDESS. #
• 19:51 I'm going the fuck back to sleep. Sue me. #
• 21:13 My neighbor came down to borrow some tools earlier and I was totally checking out her tiny ass. I want to touch it. #
• 00:12 I have been napping but during that time I have had to get uo 50 million times to pee. This sucks cause I have to pee again NOW. #
• 01:12 I wish I had this wig for my Saki Tsunami character! minu.me/144y #
• 02:13 Yummmm! I just got into a strange random mood for some ri ra burgers! #
• 02:34 Members of undressjess.com please read the blog I just posted! Thank you home skilletz! #

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• 04:11 I'm editing a video to update undressjess.com with tonight and I'm gonna put this awesome new belly dance superstars video on the tv. #
• 05:35 I'm gonna walk the dog now. I'm only slightly lonely but I really don't want to go wasting my money at the bar for human interaction. #
• 07:03 I just got done editing two videos and updating undressjess.com with them! Go check them out! Time for icecream and TV! minu.me/jpt #
• 09:22 Its about time to get into bed! I have much more to catch up on tomorrow as well a brand new glass dildo fresh from my wishlist to break in! #
• 22:17 Did Stea kOut move in town or just move? I want some delivery! #
• 22:37 Ok, so who else in town will deliver me a large salad? I want one so BAD! #
• 23:01 I ordered dominos pasta in a bread bowl and chicken! Yum! It'll be here soon so I better wash my face! #
• 00:01 Domino's Choco Lava Cakes FTW! minu.me/13yl #
• 00:19 I'm slowly getting ready for tonight's show on undressjess.com at 8pm CST. Another round of Truth or Dare or another suggestion? #
• 00:21 Oh and I am going to be doing private shows tonight for 2 FULL HOURS! That's like big time for me and this is available for everyone! #
• 00:41 Hey J Scott (or anyone else)! Is this good? minu.me/13ym Can I put windows on this to run spycams? (This is a MAC question!) #
• 01:06 Ok so I am now in chat for those of you that would like to join us at the mothership! minu.me/jpt Time to break in the new glass toy! #
• 02:06 Ok guys I'm gonna be doing cheap chats for two freaking hours so you better take this chance to get one! minu.me/vqc #
• 02:37 Where the heck is everyone tonight? All week I get requests for private shows then when I am doing th em, no one comes? minu.me/13yp #

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• 21:24 I'm hung over and my Mamaw is gonna go get me some salad and tomato juice. #
• 21:34 I am going to lay down and scream for awhile... and open gift packages from my wishlist! #
• 23:35 Please vote for my lady friend's HOT booty shaking contest video and vote for her! minu.me/13uz It's her best yet! #
• 23:47 I'm watching Lost and being sore... What the HELL did I DO last night? #
• 00:23 Hey web girls! What programs do you ladies use to record your private/members shows to archive them? #
• 02:06 I'm in chat now with the members of undressjess.com, we are gonna play truth or dare! minu.me/jpt #

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• 03:01 I'm live in tonights members show on undressjess.com! Rockin' it in 3D! minu.me/jpt #
• 04:30 I am sleepy now I think. Plus Mo isn't returning my calls AGAIN not that we had plans tonight but still. I need to make a list for tomorrow! #
• 06:28 If I die and have an open casket funeral, I better have a damned good make-up artist. I'm talking like I want to look like a porn star! #
• 06:31 I also would like to be buried in a biodegradable pink casket in a natural cemetary in Washinton State... Write it down! Just saying... #
• 06:37 Um these curtains are amazing and I am "this close" to buying them for the kitchen! minu.me/13or #
• 07:18 I bought the damn curtains for the kitchen. I had to, I couldn't resist. I also bought this awesome drinking game! minu.me/13ov #
• 08:06 twitpic.com/j1l0r - Oh snap, this is me! #
• 09:41 I just took Jeb for a walk and for some reason I got all over heated. Also my feet smell like vinegar. #
• 09:43 Have I ever told you how much I love Patty Duke's fashion sense? Well I'd dress exactly like her if I had the stuff! Time for bed! Nighty! #
• 19:38 What exactly is "Follow Friday"? Suggestions on who to follow? #
• 19:40 I am up now and damn it people stop keeping me up at night! That includes YOU mister! #
• 19:51 I might wait to go order my meds on Monday when I have to be up early for a stupid appointment anyways. I can't be rushed today! #
• 19:52 Chinese food or Pizza delivery? And what from each? #
• 20:29 Pizza is here! Time to eat and watch the rest of Tyra! #
• 21:01 Why are the new characters on the new Melrose Place all 18-20 years old? What is this wo rld coming to? Was it like this in the early 90's? #
• 21:08 Is Tyra wearing her real hair in todays show? Cause that nappy shit is NOT moving at all. Go get the weave back girl! #
• 21:26 My ass is aching so fucking bad right now for no reason and it's keeping me from getting anything done, or maybe I am blaming it on that? #
• 21:33 I fucking HATE ups. I always miss them cause my door bell doesn't wake me up and damnit I want my stuff! #
• 22:20 I signed up to promote digsby and I gave them my mamaw's # then it says if they can't contact me through that # the ap will be denied. FAIL. #
• 00:34 Hey Brittney! If you see this I have a question for you about doing a collage on my table with modpodge... Twitter meeeee! #
• 01:00 I am going live in tonight's members chat on undressjess.com! ping.fm/lZhz0 #
• 02:39 I'm so disenchanted with myself... I could puke. #

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• 03:09 Man! I thought Moe was gonna come over tonight:( Now I am sad cause she hasn't called me back. #
• 03:15 OMG! Someone wrapped a fucking cat and duck tape and left it to die! www.minu.me/13jm #
• 04:30 My ass looks so good in these jeans that I am going out to get some compliments from drunken hoosiers. I do this to boost my self esteem! #
• 08:37 I am fucking sexy when I want to be! www.minu.me/qn8 #
• 09:08 If you have my # call it cause I lost it. Otherwise I have a sudden urge to move to Georgia! #
• 09:21 I don't fucking like you. Why do I spend my awesome human essence calling you and wasting my fucking precious time? #
• 09:24 I broke my new cellphone over throwing it because you are a stupid ass. I want to kill myself for fucking you in the first place. Fuck me! #
• 20:46 It's hot as a bitch up in here... Silly me for turning down the air before bed last night! (And you know breaking my phone.) #
• 20:53 OMG! My huge amount of eyeshadow that I ordered from Coastal Scents got here today! I'm opening it now! #
• 20:58 I have a neighbor that is so traditional in a lot of ways and I love it. Her unc le died and she has been wearing black for several days... #
• 20:59 ...Like people did back in the day when they were mourning. I think that's so thoughtful. #
• 21:17 JZ looks like my cousin Joey... Dead up! #
• 21:18 Brightkite just fucking deleted my account on there because I am in violationg of thier TOS yet I don't see anything that I have violated? #
• 21:21 As an adult sex worker I get my accounts at various social networks closed down ALL THE TIME for NO REASON. It's total bullshit. #
• 21:25 Who's watching Oprah talk about the "N" word on her show right n ow? Right on, Oprah I agree with YOU! #
• 22:23 I think the reason my cell phone isn't working is that the battery fell out of it when I threw it, but I can't find it for the life of me. #
• 22:51 I found the cell phone battery and now I just can't get the fucking back to my phone re-attached. BAH! #
• 22:52 I'm going to play with this new eyeshadow and watch some TV while relaxing my ass off. I'm taking this week EASY! #
• 01:19 Just took my 51st mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #
• 01:28 Someone in my b uilding is cooking with a large amount of garlic and it's making me want to die a little. #
• 01:37 I made a video "blog" (that is totally pointless other than...) to show you my new make-up from Coastal Scents! #
• 01:43 Check out my new Coastal Scents Make-Up stuff! minu.me/qn8 #

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New Make-Up!

I am fucking amazing!

UndressJess Stars in: The Coy Cam Tease!
by UndressJess

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• 03:36 I am got a "no show" from camz even though I didn't DO the show because my members couldn't get in and they aren't paying me to do them ... #
• 05:02 I am getting super tired all of a sudden. I have a dumb doctors appointment in the morning though and a TON of errands to run tomorrow:( #
• 07:27 Why is this person pretending to be me on twitter? www.minu.me/13eh #
• 16:32 I lot of people I know have or are getting marrind lately. It almost makes me want to plan a wedding for fun! #
• 16:39 My internet was ALL fuckered up last night do I am going to have to reset mos t of my spy cams. Did anyone else have issues with Insight ... #
• 19:52 Bah! I hate running errands. I wish I had loyal minions to do this bullshit for me. #
• 22:38 I made my grandma take me to the mall to get new jeans. It made me realize how boring I have become when I bought them from American Eagle. #
• 22:50 This bitch is the HOTNESS. bit.ly/bwqAl #
• 23:18 Yo undressjess.comers/members please read my blog I just posted. Thank you! #
• 00:03 Oh snap! Since I have the night off, I'm gonna get snuggly with the Jebbie dog and watch th e amazing "So You Think You Can Dance"! #
• 02:25 Damn it, I fucking want cable. What the fuck is this bullshit? #

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• 04:47 Man! I wish someone would pick up a pack of beer and head over. I want some human interaction and I don't want to go down to the bar. #
• 05:37 Walking to the bar. Why? I need PEOPLE, damn it! #
• 16:55 I know it looks like I am picking my nose but there is a super dry booger stuck up there that has been bothering me for days and it won' ... #
• 17:09 So far I really not liking this new update for twitter in Digsby... It's only showing my mentions from two days ago for one... #
• 17:12 I've decided that I am no longer going to be accepting appointments for shows via yahoo, msn, ect. for awhile. #
• 17:48 Of this woman, www.minu.me/13d5 I am a fan! #
• 17:54 So guess who got the awesomest costume bought for them off of her wishlist yesterday? ME! www.minu.me/13d6 #
• 17:59 It's thundering outside BIGTIME... and I like it! #
• 18:22 Check out my new/old hair! www.minu.me/13dc I'm little orphan annie. #
• 18:44 Up to a size D? www.minu.me/13de I'n not even pushing them fucking together! TITTIES! #
• 18:54 I'm becoming a woman! Finally I have reached puberty! www.minu.me/13dh #
• 19:21 Uh, just a heads up... My spy cams are pretty much all going off and on because there is a storm fucking up my internet connections. #
• 20:01 I'm gonna lay back down. I'll mess with fixing all of the spy cams after the clouds look like they are less likely going to fuck with them. #
• 21:30 My cleansing energy prayer flags got here today from: www.minu.me/13e0 They totally look awesome! #
• 00:42 Ignore this "post" I am just testing something :) #
• 00:47 Ok... This should be working now? #
• 00:48 Yay! It worked... Ok ignore this sillyness! I am watching The Biggest Loser and kind of sort of picking up the house... Only not really. #
• 01:17 Damn! This show The Biggest Loser is fucking SAD! I am like about to cry... #
• 01:20 If I ever have a child... I am having it at this hospital! www.minu.me/13ee (Most likely I will never have kids.) #
• 02:37 Um I may not be doing my show tonight considering camz is not really working... LAME. #
• 02:53 Camz is still not working and my show is supposed to be in 8 minutes so I am %98 percent sure that sadly there will be no show tonight:( #

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• 03:20 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/fetish to join #
• 03:26 I made you a video blog! Ok I really just made it for me... minurl.fr/qn8 #
• 04:21 I rewired all of my cams in the back of the house and I am trying to get them back up but the HP isn't recognizing all of them now:( #
• 04:38 I think all of the spy cams are back up now, I don't know what they were doing before but they seem to be running now! Let me know if not! #
• 05:28 I'm kind of pissed off that I am always so alone and that no one ever tries to contact me to see what I am u p to. That sucks. #
• 06:20 I am gonna go to bed. I'll finish editing that new video for my shakinit page and the pro photos for undressjess.com in the morning. Nighty! #
• 09:14 I'm not in bed yet since I decided to edit that video and I posted it. I'll let you know when the teaser is up! I may order cable tomorrow. #
• 20:59 I hate when I first wake up and people want to call and give me a list of shit to do when I am not even fucking all the way awake yet. #
• 21:01 BTW homeies, my teaser from that hot shakinit video I made is up now... Go peep that shit! minurl.fr/m5a #
• 21:17 My direct deposit today was um one 6th of what it was really supposed to be as well. I think I should just go back to bed. Fuck this shit. #
• 21:26 Hey Twitter peeps! Please don't send me a DM asking me a question if you are just going to unfollow me afterward. I can't message you back! #
• 21:42 My direct deposit has been fixed! Yay for quick service! #
• 23:04 OMG! I have the cramps. I need to wet my hair down so it will dry and I can FINALLY glue in my new weave. #
• 23:30 This is my new Jam for the upcoming Christmas season... minurl.fr/12px #
• 23:34 Find me a good cheap printer/scanner on amazon and link it to me please. I need this BAD. #
• 23:36 I'm gonna jump in the bath and wash down my hair again to put in my extensions... I have um basically 4 and a half hours to get this done! #
• 23:53 Just an FYI to the home skillets... I'm getting in the bath now if you wanna watch me on spy cam! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 00:17 Oh snap Heroes is on. I am so over this show considering they have never lived up to the first season yet here I am... #
• 00:20 Should sexy stuff look like it hurts? NO! Then why do sites lik e this exist? minurl.fr/12q5 Ouch! #
• 00:29 Oh snap! The girl from Californication is on Heroes now! (She get's on my last damned nerve...) minurl.fr/12q7 #
• 00:37 What celebrity do you think had the biggest influence on your personality in your formative years? Mine was Jenny McCarthy, fo sho! #
• 00:41 Claire Bennet has a hot ass. Has she always been so hot? I think I might be sexually frustrated at this point... #
• 01:13 Hey I updated my clips4sale store to include my latest video updates on undressjess.com AND on my shakinit page! minurl.fr/ouu< /a> LOOK! #
• 02:08 Who is your favorite Heroes character? Mine is dead... It was Nikki/Jessica. But my second is Hiro! #
• 02:09 Yo, undressjess.com-sters! Go read my members only blog now plz:) And enjoy the view of me gluing hair to my head! #

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Video Blog! How exciting!?

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• 06:01 I wish I could leave and get a drink but I can't leave Jeb again since he tore shit up last night while I was gone. Bring me some alcohol? #
• 08:59 I had a drink and I hate most men. They are just so fucking TRASHY. I want something good and new! #
• 23:14 OMG! THEY ARE BACK! Monchhichi for life! minurl.fr/12id #
• 23:50 My myspace IM has STILL NEVER loaded in the new digsby release, has anyone's myspace IM actually loaded in digsby yet? #
• 00:45 I wish make-up companies had affiliate programs where I could do reviews of their products or how-tos and sell them to my blog vie wers. #
• 00:52 Right now my hair looks exactly like my best friends hair looked while we were in kindergarden! I wish I hadn't been so mean to her. #
• 00:57 So is anyone up for some Truth or Dare Trivia? Damnit! I keep forgetting to buy black lights! (I'm such a consumer.) minurl.fr/jpt #
• 02:04 I'm doing shows now! Come and get one or just hang out and chat with me! minurl.fr/vqc #
• 02:36 Wow I just did like a half an hour privates show. My privates are tired! :) minurl.fr/vqc #< /li>
• 02:55 It's like I have the energy to clean my house but then I have to do a members show and after that I have no energy to. This cycle must end. #
• 02:57 Just took my 50th mugshot! www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/25691 #

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• 20:19 I'm so FUCKING PISSED at my dog right now that I could possibly kill him. #
• 20:31 I'm never drinking again. Please remind me of this next time I say that having a drink seems like a good idea. #
• 20:42 I kind of want to order a pizza but I am concerned I may just vomit it back up. #
• 21:40 I ordered some CHICKEN WINGS! And I'm watching YOUTUBE! Yay! minurl.fr/126w #
• 02:07 I have a big hole in my pants and I keep randomly fingering my vah jay jay just cause I can. This is not even sexual for me like at all. #
• 02:50 I have a show in 10 minutes for the spunky network and then after that I will be having my show on undressjess.com for tonight. I'm sleepy:( #

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• 03:11 Well my hair is red but now I have to wait for it to air dry before I start gluing in the extra hair... New hair is a huge effing process! #
• 04:15 I want to have the naughty sex with Ms. Megan Fox. #
• 04:31 OMG SIT ON MAH FACE! minurl.fr/114l #
• 04:43 I am getting so sleepy. I wish I had someone to snuggle me! I'll put my extensions in tomorrow... I can't wait to show you guys! #
• 06:59 So my contact list for myspace IM never loaded all damn day on the new Digsby release. Did your myspace IM load correctly in this version? #
• 07:17 Is ping.fm not working right now or something? My shit isn't updating in the right places! #
• 08:35 I'm starting to get very sleepy. Ok I have been tired all night but I am actually considering getting in bed at this point. Nighty homies! #
• 09:01 I want this jacket please! minurl.fr/115h #
• 09:27 Please if you know anyone selling a decent computer, preferably a desktop... LET ME KNOW ASAP! #
• 09:35 Is this any good of a deal? minurl.fr/115m J Scott if I buy a used computer I want you to check it out before I buy! #
• 10:14 I got on yaz because I thought it wouldn't make me gain weight... Come to find out it causes weight gain too! Is there any BC that doesn't? #
• 11:05 Would I REALLY buy a $500 Halloween costume? minurl.fr/116l I mean that costume is amazing! #
• 11:12 Ok... For SERIOUS! I am going to go lay down now... Please, let me fall asleep! #
• 22:10 I just woke up and I need to wet down my afro and let it dry again the right way to be able to glue in my weave by 8pm in time for my show! #
• 22:19 If you have a friend that set you up on a blind date that they were ALSO supposed to attend but they flaked out on you... #
• 22:20 ...and when they didn't show up you were stuck with the "date", who ended up raping you, (and ruining your life) would you tell the friend? #
• 22:24 I want this jumper... minurl.fr/11ed I need to be more "fashioned out". #
• 22:37 There is a store that sells NEW 50's type clothing called daddyos.com but is there a store that sells NEW 20's style clothing? #
• 00:00 I'm about to play Truth or Dare in my show on undressjess.com and I just updated the site with a new video as well! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 01:42 Well my show is over and tonight it went nicely so I am in a solid mood! Come hang out with me: minurl.fr/vqc #
• 01:47 Question: Are we friends on myspace? Cause we should be! Add me! minurl.fr/srq Please? #
• 02:33 OMG! That new movie about the roller derby looks good and has my favorite young actress in it! #
• 02:46 OMG. My house keeping is getting out of hand in a lame way but I just can't bring myself to do anything about it:( I want to go out tonight! #

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• 03:07 I put the new "shakinit" booty popping vid on my clips4sale store for you guys that are all about collecting my videos! minurl.fr/ouu #
• 03:18 I am fucking pissed at Amazon. I ordered some shit 15 days ago and NOW they charge me for it and I thought they took it out already... #
• 03:19 So now there isn't enough funds on my fucking prepay card and they keep trying to charge it and the card doesn't drop those charges... #
• 03:20 That they are trying to make until at least a month after they have been made so they are tying up my account and charging me extra fees.WTF #
• 03: 26 Hey someone was saying that the "LivingRoom" streaming cam wasn't opening for them... I fixed it! :) Love me. #
• 03:30 I'd really like to get my hair color and new weave started tonight but I don't have it in me. & You might as well forget about me cleaning! #
• 03:40 Do you know anyone selling a computer? I really need a new one to run maybe 4 more spy cams on. The 2 I usually run from here and 2 more? #
• 09:42 I really hoped that you "got it" tonight, but maybe you never will. I'm really sorry. I really do love you. #
• 17:13 I have to go get a pap in less than 2 hours and I am pretty sure I am still drunk from last night. I hope my vag doesn't smell like rum. #
• 17:47 PLZ FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY... STOOOOOOP SENDING ME FUCKING LAME ASS MAFIA REQUESTS AND LITTERING MY INBOX WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT!!! #
• 17:54 I am downloading the new Digsby! It supports myspace IM now! You should download it too! minurl.fr/1136 #
• 17:55 Hahaha! Oh snap I just promoted digsby for free and then I realized I could sign up to be paid to promo it. Well I just lost out on $$$!!! #
• 18:09 Digsby is taking an awful long time to load my myspace im contacts... I really hope it's not trying to like load ALL of my friends on there. #
• 20:42 Does anyone know anyone in the area that is selling a computer? I needs one! Something basic that will run maybe 4 more spy cams... #
• 20:44 Is anyone else having a hard time getting digsby to load the new myspace IM add on? Mine has been trying to connect for hours. #
• 22:38 I want someone to come and eat dinner with me! We could order chinese or sushi! Are you in? #
• 23:05 I ordered the chinese food. My computer is acting weird so I am going to take a break and restart it while I walk the dogster. #
• 00:46 I'm totally being lame and unproductive and watching Bones. Thi s is my favorite thing to do. #
• 01:14 Yo members of my undressjess.com! Read my new members only blog entry please:) Smooches! #
• 02:09 twitpic.com/i4ck4 - No, for real tho! #
• 02:14 So you are probably wondering why I have a bag on my head... Well silly, this is how a ho colors her hair at home! #
• 02:28 Why doesn't Halle Berry ever age? I mean is she like from mars or something? #
• 02:47 I better go rince this damn color out of hair before it burns off my scalp! I'm so damned lazy tonight. #

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• 03:16 15 minutes in on my 3D show and people are being so impossibly rude (on camz) I am about to say fuck it and turn my fucking computer off! #
• 03:25 Ok I think all of the jerks have pretty much been kicked out now so I can be free to enjoy my 3D vagina now! minurl.fr/jpt #
• 03:57 Fucking camz just fried my nerves. Can't they keep the fucking assholes out of chat? How the hell do they get there anyways? #
• 04:15 I am going to hook my rude cams back up in a second here... I am just trying to take it easy and get my nerves settled back down. #
• 04:24 I'm pretty hungry but I am not sure what I should eat... Suggestions? #
• 05:19 I just ate some yummy noodles! I am in a MUCH better mood now and I guess I'll go mess with setting those rude cams back up now:) #
• 05:41 I'm getting really tired for some damn reason. I must be getting old... I'm an old cat lady. #
• 06:30 Damn it! I am trying to get my night vision spy cam back up and then get all of the rude cams runnng but my damn hp laptop is acting a fool! #
• 06:42 SHIT! I FINALLY got thos damned spy cams working on that HP laptop. I was gonna go to bed now, but it seems I have gotten a second wind. #
• 07:09 Ok I must be out of it. I keep mistyping and misspelling everything I "tweet"/update. I better walk Jeb soon and get the hell to sleep. #
• 08:20 What are lights that put designs on your walls usually called? Like this... minurl.fr/10lc I'm trying to find some for my house! #
• 08:58 I get a ton of gifts of a sexy nature in the mail on a weekly basis. It would rule if I got more goofy/gag gifts tho! minurl.fr/wxf #
• 09:50 I commented on a YouTube video -- Haha do you have to put "Alt Porn Star" before all of your new videos? ... bit.ly/u5jvg #
• 09:50 I subscribed to MissChievous's channel on YouTube bit.ly/GnmaS #
• 10:15 I favorited a YouTube video -- Mustache Fashion! bit.ly/1Ih6fc #
• 10:20 I favorited a YouTube video -- Stupid Popcorn - TheRealParis bit.ly/U4Gyj #
• 10:21 I favorited a YouTube video -- White People Can't Dance - Superstar Grills and Mr Freeze bit.ly/BNIHZ #
• 12:06 This is fucking horrible. Someone shoot the choreographer... minurl.fr/10mx What's up with that Tina Turner leg wi ggle move? #
• 12:15 I favorited a YouTube video -- Kitty Cat Dance bit.ly/22dQZw #
• 12:27 I favorited a YouTube video -- BellyCraft - Tribal Fusion Gothic Bellydance - April 2007 bit.ly/em578 #
• 12:27 I subscribed to mkupjunkie88's channel on YouTube bit.ly/2ddog5 #
• 12:39 I favorited a YouTube video -- [8/18] - Etsy Addicts Anonymous bit.ly/lsvY9 #
• 12:45 I favorited a YouTube video -- Psycho Ho' bit.ly/J5D 0c #
• 12:45 I favorited a YouTube video -- Pablo Francisco - Ecstacy at Techno Club bit.ly/Rembq #
• 12:51 I favorited a YouTube video -- Pablo Francisco - all about preview guy bit.ly/HRo5F #
• 12:51 I favorited a YouTube video -- Forbidden Images bit.ly/2VedE #
• 12:51 I favorited a YouTube video -- Pablo Francisco - Mexican women & Jerry Springer bit.ly/5d4is #
• 12:58 This is fucking hilarious. I LOVE IT! minurl.fr/10ne #
• 13:04 I commented on a YouTube video -- This is so fun! bit.ly/OhyUz #
• 13:09 I favorited a YouTube video -- Pepper Minsky @ Burlesque Freakout bit.ly/OhyUz #
• 13:09 I favorited a YouTube video -- Troll Hunt bit.ly/3frAdz #
• 13:09 Ok really... I am totally going to bed and when I get up I am gonna have to make egg taco fake sausage yummy cheese things because of DANNY! #
• 21:46 I'm AWAKE! How cool right? Someone was actually blowing up my ph one and it startled me, so I better check who that was... #
• 22:02 Um really? When a girl says "no" she really seriously means "FUCK NO", dude! minurl.fr/u7n #
• 22:13 So I guess my streaming videos on my site undressjess.com weren't going fullscreen like they were SUPPOSED to. They are now FIXED! YAY! #
• 22:16 Just changed my twitter background, check it out! Found it at www.TwitterBackgrounds.com #
• 22:19 OMG! My new twitter background is the SHIT! Thanks to @GODdessTabatha ! Thanks homie! minurl.fr/10r3 #
• 22:41 twitpic.com/hze4c - This is me dressed up like a flapper (LOVE!) with Leslie at the burlesque show the other night! #
• 23:21 Is there anyone good at video editing and what not out there that could make me a cool intro for my videos on my site and on shakinit.com? #
• 00:10 A sweet new video is up on my booty dance site of me popping my thang to a Dodos song! Go peep the preview, homie! minurl.fr/m5a #
• 00:51 I'm setting up my bathroom for my Tubby Time Bath Show on undressjess.com! Come help me get clean plz! :) minurl.fr/jpt #
• 02:13 Wanna chill with a homie and shoot the shit? Let's do it! minurl.fr/vqc #
• 02:21 Yum! I finally got something to fucking eat. I was seriously about to pass out in my show tonight. Yay for toast! minurl.fr/vqc #

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Cat! I'm a kitty cat!

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• 05:23 I need to check on my spy cams and then get some sleep. Today was an unproductive day of utter depression/anxiety. I have hope for tomorrow! #
• 05:29 Just to let you guys know whats up with my night vision bed cam. It'll return I'm just using a cord from it for something special for a few. #
• 05:39 I'm restarting and setting up my spy cams in the back of the house as wee speak then I am gonna walk Jeb and get to bed because... #
• 06:10 I really want to clean my house tomorrow to get my spirits up and also I have therapy at 4pm and FUCK if I NEED this session. #
• 19:05 I'm up and cooking breakfast/lunch and I hav e a therapist appointment in 2 hrs. I hate leaving my house before 8pm! #
• 19:25 This ring is super pretty... minurl.fr/10jz #
• 19:28 Wha the hell is "steampunk"? I keep seeing it as a lable everywhere! Is it the cool new thing? #
• 19:35 WANT! minurl.fr/10k1 Maybe steampunk insn't THE new thing, but I sure wouldn't mind it being MY new thing! :) #
• 19:37 "Steampunk" image 2 of the day! minurl.fr/10k2 #
• 19:45 I commented on a YouTube video -- T hat's sort of a personal question yeah? Also it's like 15.95 per month... bit.ly/1DwSC7 #
• 20:00 Steampunk image #2! minurl.fr/10k6 #
• 22:47 WTF I totally got the wrong money order. Where can you cash a western union money order and can you cash your own? #
• 23:07 I totally got some new "weave hair" today. It's shorter, red and curly. I can only go so long without having devil hair. #
• 23:31 I love how people assume if you see a mental health professional then things in your life must just be horrendous and unbearable. #
• 00:09 I am gonna pee, lay down for a second and snuggle my dog, walk him and then edit a new video for my shakinit page and THEN do my 3D show! #
• 00:26 Awesome! I finally figured out how to get the HD videos I took of the burlesque show the other day to import onto my damned pc. Go me! #
• 01:39 I don't mean to sound like a dick but I really wish my neighbor would close his fucking INSIDE door because his dog starts shit with mine. #
• 01:47 Ok so I am looking at the videos I took the other day and my computer says they are 1440 x 1080 but I thought that was like the square HD? #
• 02:38 Shouldn't 640x480 be the same ra tio as 1440x1080? So why is this 1440x1080 video showing in wide screen and not the typical standard shape? #

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• 03:26 Alright I am gonna do it. But no beer for me, just fucking rum. #
• 09:06 I is got sleepy time on the mind! WHPOOOO! #
• 13:07 Damn it! You woke me up and now I can't get back to effing sleep! #
• 13:09 This is probably the grossest "craft project idea" I have seen on Etsy thus far... minurl.fr/10bw I LOVE IT! #
• 14:16 My stomach feels really full for some reason but I haven't eaten for hours... Um, maybe it's gas? #
• 14:42 There is a super weird smell in my bedroom and it's been here al l night. I'm too lazy to try to figure out what it is though. #
• 14:57 I subscribed to uotv's channel on YouTube bit.ly/DOGtr #
• 15:20 minurl.fr/10ch I will try to make a little movie with my new camera today! #
• 15:44 Booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks! Booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks! #
• 15:57 I can't seem to sleep so I might as well fucking get the hell out of bed. Or not. I have to take another hour to weigh the pros and cons. #
• 16:13 "Does violence ever solve anything?" < a href="http://okcupid.com/z/hk">okcupid.com/z/hk #okcupid #
• 17:41 I should probably get around to updating my okcupid profile soon... minurl.fr/10d6 #
• 21:51 WTF Kanye West? You suck... minurl.fr/qn8 #
• 23:43 Oedipus complex? minurl.fr/10ei #
• 23:52 You know whats kind of a weird fact about me? I don't bathe very often but I am about to now so go watch me on spy cam! minurl.fr/jpt #

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WTF Kanye?

I don't even like country music but that little girl was so proud of herself for winning and who the fuck are you to take that from her? Next time Kanye get out your fancy ass cell phone/laptop and blog about your fucking opinions instead of fucking up a little girl's shining moment. It's like you pissed in Cinderella's glass slippers and shat in her pumpkin carriage. UNCOUTH MY GOOD MAN!
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Kanye should be banished from all award programs from here on out, or at least grounded from them for the rest of the year...

My two cents!

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• 09:15 Thing change and there is nothing we can do about that. #
• 22:28 I seriously could never date (or sleep with) ANYONE that couldn't use chopsticks properly. #
• 23:54 A guy just messaged me on y! about a cam show and when I didn't respond immediately he calls me a "whore". Isn't that what your looking ... #
• 00:06 Tupac died 13 years ago today. Where is my cd book? I'm gonna do an entire show dedicated to him tonight on undressjess.com! #
• 00:11 Wait a minute, I thought Tupac died in February? Someone please send proof of this. I should stop believing random emails I get at facebook. #
• 00:19 I can't even find any of my damned 2pac cds and that is weird because I used to own a TON! #
• 00:52 This is my favorite beauty product ever. I have been using it for about 8 months... minurl.fr/1099 #
• 00:53 I just suggested to my ex that we maybe date again and totally made an ass out of myself. How fucking humiliating. Someone shoot me. #
• 01:04 I'm live in tonight's members show on undressjess.com and I think the plan is to play Trivia Truth or Dare right guys? minurl.fr/jpt #
• 02:01 Where the fuck is Le slie with my god damned shit of mine she wore last night? #
• 02:05 Come chill with me! I'm lonely... sort of. minurl.fr/vqc #
• 02:30 Bored to death... Plz entertain a ho! minurl.fr/vqc #
• 02:34 This is my god mother: minurl.fr/109c #
• 02:37 I am debating with my ten other personalities on whether or not we should go out for a drink tonight. #

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• 05:43 I broked my hitachi in my show tonight:( Please buy my vagina a new one? It's her favorite! minurl.fr/jur #
• 08:33 Daft Punk is playing at my house... at my house! #
• 09:02 My lady friend is at it again! Please vote for her in this weeks booty dance contest and enjoy her free video! minurl.fr/1040 #
• 20:53 I am sleepy! But I have to start getting ready for my show in an hour and then be off to see the burlesque show! #
• 21:03 Don't forget to vote for my buddies sexy contest video! minurl.fr/1040 FREE VI DEO! #
• 21:16 My face is so swollen right now that I think the skin just might snap right off at any second. #
• 22:13 I'm live in tonights show on minurl.fr/jpt but I am canceling the 2nd one I was gonna do today at 11 cause I forgot about the thing! #

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• 04:07 My stomach feels funny:( So I might go out for a beer. That is a splendid idea! #
• 05:08 WTF!?! My mom just sent fucking the shittiest pictures of me ever to fucking like everyone on the planet. I swear to fucking Christ!!!!!!! #
• 16:07 I feel like a fucking medical anomaly. I am so swollen that my face hurts from the skin being stretched over it. #
• 16:19 People were honestly getting in stupid fights over 9/11 last night at the bar. All I have to say is get over it. People die. #
• 16:26 Someone actually asked me if I form myself after "Daria" last night. Charming. #
• 16:30 RT @rj53179: @UndressJess you know, your an entertainer, no one wants to hear your idiotic comments.(This guy is classy!) #
• 16:32 RT @rj53179: He goes on to say... @UndressJess for your tits bitchtard #
• 17:34 I favorited a YouTube video -- Hymnographer Teaser Trailer 1 bit.ly/w3TQM #
• 17:34 Is "loudtwitter" dead again? I see it hasn't updated my blog ( minurl.fr/1006 ) in several days... #
• 17:52 RT @UndressJess: @rj53179 Then why are you following them? Fuck ass. (Why did you RT this?) #
• 18:18 Wow... People like this really exist! bit.ly/Xryhh #
• 18:36 I hope everyone just saw me vomit in my blue puke bucket just now. Yummy! #
• 19:00 Have you had your beef today? minurl.fr/1020 (NSFW) #
• 20:16 Oh SHIT. Twitter just sent out an email that they changed their "terms of service" (TOS). I hope this will not fuck me over. #
• 20:21 Christ by twitter new rules ANYONE could get thier account closed for "spamming". This frightens me. minurl.fr/102p #
• 20:30 Are you watching me pick my nose? minurl.fr/jpt #
• 22:21 I received part of my Hannah Montana Halloween costume in the mail via my wish list ( minurl.fr/kdm ) today! I still need the WIG! #
• 23:30 I just went outside for like 10 minutes to take pictures with my digital harinezumi camera and I got bit up like the dickens. #
• 23:48 My cat "Tink" is in heat and won't shut the fuck up. She is driving me insane. #
• 00:01 My brain and body are not feeling %100 today. I have no clue what is wrong wit h me. I mean... I should stop drinking. #
• 00:33 I have a show in a half hour on the site and I don't feel very awake at all. I need to do some jumping jacks or something:( #
• 00:46 I want to do dirty dirty dirty thing to this girl! minurl.fr/103e #
• 01:08 I'm hangin with the homies and about to play some mondo Trivia Truth or Dare on ping.fm/Dpu9C !!!! #

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New Shakinit.com Video Teasers!

This guy is trying to get my youtube account closed...

Because I refused to give him free porn!

Go! Sylar GO!

HOSTAGE: A Love Story with Zachary Quinto from Zachary Quinto

Holy Hot Goth Make-up Batman!

Get Back Muh Fuckah!

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• 03:02 Please be a love and send me an icecream sammich! Can I add those to my amazon wish list? #
• 03:43 My spy cams may die at any point now. I am pretty sure this storm is going to knock off my electricity at any given second. #
• 04:09 She looks rather hungry... minurl.fr/yq3 Eat a sammich, ho! #
• 04:30 Has anyone ever heard of taking clen/t3 for major weightloss? How did it work out for you or anyone you know that may have taken it? #
• 06:04 Awe! This really cool girl on okcupid was messaging me and wanted to get sushi and like I tried to write her back and her profile is gone! #
• 07:22 for those of you that know where i live, what are all the delivery places in the area? I am trying to make a list! #
• 08:34 Look at the hot new shirt at the $15 store! minurl.fr/yqv #
• 08:55 Hahaha! What the flying fuck!? minurl.fr/yr0 #
• 09:26 I subscribed to thession's channel on YouTube bit.ly/QWyf8 #
• 09:39 I'm going to bed soon but I will leave you with this my good little home slices! minurl.fr/yr5 #
• 09:45 I subscribed to glamazon13's channel on YouTube bit.ly/Rr8zo #
• 09:50 I favorited a YouTube video -- SSION: A WOLVES EYE (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) bit.ly/Ur7ae #
• 09:50 I favorited a YouTube video -- SSION on CHIC-A-GO-GO bit.ly/1Iquy #
• 10:09 Oh snap, these girls are tearing this dance up! minurl.fr/yr9 #
• 10:14 I subscribed to chitowngayboi's channel on YouTube bit.ly/1MULsr #
• 10:20 I favorited a YouTube video -- HOW TO DO: SSION MAKE-UP bit.ly/Gek8O #
• 10:20 I favorited a YouTube video -- SSION "WERK" bit.ly/8miKo #
• 10:33 I subscribed to paperrad's channel on YouTube bit.ly/357iny #
• 10:33 I subscribed to PlatniumBridges's channel on YouTube bit.ly/36dyFU #
• 10:33 I favorited a YouTube video -- Single Ladies( Put a Ring On It)- Beyonce bit.ly/2XRlLd #
• 10:38 I favorited a YouTube video -- paperrad dvd trailer bit.ly/G2miQ #
• 10:46 I favorited a YouTube video -- Ms LaStarya HOMETEL..HOME/HOTEL bit.ly/VQkPC #
• 10:57 I subscribed to mello69ways's channel on YouTube bit.ly/TetHu #
• 10:57 I favorited a YouTube video -- RED AND BLACK CAN U HANDLE THAT bit.ly/hUiEV #
• 11:08 I subscribed to SCcandygirls's channel on YouTube bit.ly/394Yx4 #
< li>11:09 I subscribed to smootches19's channel on YouTube bit.ly/nU6gb #
• 11:27 I favorited a YouTube video -- Chris Crocker at Walmart. bit.ly/1FyZAm #
• 11:32 Are we friends on myspace? Just checking! minurl.fr/srq If NOT you you better get your ass on the ball! Tell your buds to add me too! #
• 11:50 I rated a YouTube video (5 out of 5 stars) -- Letting Go bit.ly/I2HdQ #
• 11:50 I favorited a YouTube video -- Letting Go bit.ly/I2HdQ #
• 21:51 I hate when you get fries from McDonalds and they taste like they have been fried and the fried again 5 hours later to warm them up:( #
• 22:44 Let's sexy it up this evening! minurl.fr/yuz #
• 22:53 From now on I will only date men that remind me of you and girls that resemble you. I WILL have my cake... #
• 02:26 I pretty much just woke up for the day. This is what happens when I don't have my adderal. #
• 02:44 My rude cams are gonna be down for awhile I have defrag that pc but I'm in the front of the house so you aren't missing anything back there! #

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You know this turns you on!

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• 03:06 Well crapola! Spunky forgot to add me onto the schedule for this month so I just showed up to an empty house! :( #
• 03:07 I had my bath water run and my rubber decice laid out and everything and I already canceled my show for my site and can't undo it! MAN! #
• 03:18 Oh well, this will give me more time to pimp my girlfriend's contest! Go vote for her and tell your buddies to as well! minurl.fr/yln #
• 03:55 Are you voting? Cause we have like 100 votes to go and only 1 hour! But you get to see her FREE sexy booty video! minurl.fr/yln RT! #
• 04:43 OMGZ! We only have 20 more mins to vote! So plz RT and share the free sexy contest video while you still can! AND VOTE! minurl.fr/yln #
• 05:06 My friend didn't end up winning but she thanks all of you for helping her out! We will have a another chance next week to get her the win! #
• 05:17 I know my chicken! You got to know your chicken! minurl.fr/ylo #
• 05:27 I favorited a YouTube video -- Cibo Matto "Know Your Chicken" live on Squirt TV bit.ly/198Xmc #
• 05:39 I favorited a YouTube video -- MGMT - Time To Pretend bit.ly/192dVn #
• 05:47 I really really really hate any type of physical activity. Except dance, of course. #
• 06:33 Of the cheddar biscuits, I am a fan! minurl.fr/ylu #
• 07:17 Me gustaría disfrutar de penetrar el ano con un pepino de! #
• 08:08 Igual para ti amor qe los angeles te protejan! Tener un buen descanso esta noche! (I have discovered google translate. Sue me!) #
• 11:56 God fucking damn it Steve, you ruin EVERYTHING, Including my life. Yes... CLASSY. #
• 19:35 Drinking and tweeting do NOT mix. Let this be a warning to you future Jessica! #
• 22:27 I feel like shit today... Oh well better get ready for my members show! (Barf.) #
• 22:50 I have a members show on my site using the camz network in about an hour and I cant for the life of me figure out how to use the new system! #
• 00:02 Yay! I finally got the new camz admin working! I'm loggiong into my members show on undressjess.com as we speak! #

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• 05:17 Full moons make me have emotional problems. Or maybe I'm just nuts %100 of the time... #
• 08:59 I went from Daphne to Velma in like 3 months flat. Go me. minurl.fr/yij #
• 09:23 This is kind of a hot costume in a trashy kind of a way... minurl.fr/yim #
• 10:07 Asking a cam girl for a tease to make you horny is like asking a restaurant for free food to make you hungry. Just saying... #
• 10:28 Buy me Hannah Montana costume pieces and i'll comp you passes to undressjess.com! The higher the gift $ the &gt; the pass! minurl.fr/kdm #
• 21:13 It's storming outside and I am watching some Masters of Horror! PERFECTION! :) #
• 21:35 Innards are the reason you NEVER eat pizza while watching Masters of Horrow. You just never know where they will pop up... OR OUT! #
• 21:45 Buy me Hannah Montana costume pieces and i'll comp you passes to undressjess.com! The higher the gift $ the &gt; the pass! minurl.fr/kdm #
• 22:49 The Hannah Montana costume is slowly being bought! Buy a piece and get a pass to undressjess.com while supplies last! minurl.fr/wxf #
• 00:04 Hahahahahaha! I forgot how much I liked the "Homecoming" episode of Masters Of Horror! #
• 01:35 I fucking want to shoot someone. I really dont feel like doing my show on the spunky network tonight but I have to. I canceled MY site show. #
• 01:47 Join my facebook fan club... 'Cause I forgot I even had it! minurl.fr/yll Now do it! Join! :) #
• 02:03 There are only like 2 hours left to vote in this contest for my girlfriend with the HOTTEST ASS EVEH! Plz vote for her! minurl.fr/yln #
• 02:19 There are only like 2 hours left to vote i n this contest for my girlfriend! Plz vote for her! minurl.fr/yln Please RT FTW! #

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• 07:38 So I went out tonight and avoided Fast Eddy's but uhhhh I'm in love with Kyle MacLachlan! #
• 19:01 #FF @papajohns YAY PIZZA MAN! #
• 19:03 Buy me Hannah Montana costume pieces and i'll comp you passes to undressjess.com! The higher the gift $ the &gt; the pass! minurl.fr/kdm #
• 21:05 My internet issues are related to where I am on their grid & if I want a better connection for my spy cams I'm just going to have to move. #
• 23:59 I took too many diet pills today and now I think I am dying. I may not make it to my show until way later if the network lets me reschedule. #
• 02:18 WEll I emailed a guy at the cam network about missing my time at 8 and going on at 12am instead tonight and I got no reply. That sucks! #
• 02:30 I feel like fucking shit tonight and I missed out on serious money from having to skip my show on this one network AND my site tonight.SUCK. #
• 02:31 Anyways to punish myself I am not allowing myself to go out tonight. Not that I wanted to deal with drunk people tonight anyways. Kill me. #
• 02:31 Buy me Hannah Montana costume pieces and i'll comp you passes to undressjess.com! The higher the gift $ the &gt; the pass! minurl.fr/kdm #
• 02:44 Want to add me on facebook? Cause I want you to! minurl.fr/yi3 #

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